Say something quasi-profound: quickly, now, and in haiku

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Howdy, folks. I'm new to this site thank you very much god bless elvis and what I have to say is that I hear too much about other works and not enough abou the ones WE create daily. What do you have to say? Try and change someone's life in seventeen syllables, more or less. Here's the question: if someone could have said something five years ago that would have changed your life forever, what would it have been? Tell us.

― McDowell Crook, Saturday, 6 March 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

the job in town will
end sooner than you can know
make the drive uphill

― Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There is nothing less sexy
than a woman who's gymnastic
in bed.

― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The reason the mail
carrier always smiles? He
is screwing your wife.

― Tim Moyle, Sunday, 7 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't raven into
The fish like a bird of prey
Mammals can't eat bones.

(5-7-5)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Mourning is darkness
A night sky with a new moon
Stars can’t penetrate

― yesabibliophile (yesabibliophile), Monday, 8 March 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

don't take my advice
don't think i know about stuff
don't look devotdly

― Amity (Amity), Monday, 8 March 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

put down the lager
go back to america
put pen to paper

(five years ago i was spending my junior year abroad in lancaster, england. i was piss drunk the entire time and didn't get much accomplished.)

― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Mullet Extensions
Flowing behind my Trans-Am
Take them off for work

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Mullet haiku! You've made me the happiest girl in the world.

― Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys rock.

― McDowell, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

I just love this thread,
Must revive it at all costs,
Haiku is so fun!

― Fred (Fred), Saturday, 23 October 2004 10:02 (twenty years ago)

Heater warms my feet
ILB warms heart and mind
Winter may come now

― Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Saturday, 23 October 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

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