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Misleading Book Covers

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Inspired by coming across this hitherto unknown contribution to swashbuckling and deckswabbing by Virginia Woolf just now:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZPMMAX1IL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-13,34_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg

The kindle/ebook market looks set to turn this into a burgeoning field.

― Stevie T, Thursday, 20 January 2011 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

But of course this kind of thing has been going on for a while:

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/avon-books/622-1.jpg

― Stevie T, Thursday, 20 January 2011 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

Are these really madeleines?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FS59rxkmL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-16,34_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg

― Stevie T, Thursday, 20 January 2011 10:53 (fifteen years ago)

Madeleine, macaroon, what's the difference?

― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 20 January 2011 10:56 (fifteen years ago)

macaron, my friend

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaron

― nanoflymo (ledge), Thursday, 20 January 2011 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Gy8NMyaoL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-5,34_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg
Nice typography.

― Stevie T, Thursday, 20 January 2011 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

xp

Macaron, macaroon, what's the difference?

(I stand corrected)

― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 20 January 2011 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

Beautiful. Sequel to The Rainbows I guess.

― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 20 January 2011 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

Last one for now.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mcQNm%2BnQL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-2,34_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg

― Stevie T, Thursday, 20 January 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZCTpr4P2L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

I think I remember a "Star Wars" themed one, too.

― alimosina, Thursday, 20 January 2011 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

Here we go.

http://pics.librarything.com/picsizes/22/95/229558439eaf52759392f3450514141414c3441.jpg

― alimosina, Thursday, 20 January 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck, that didn't work. See here, though: http://causticcovercritic.blogspot.com/search/label/Tutis%20bashing (sorry for the self-plug)

My especial favourite is the Thomas Hardy book with Slash from Guns n Roses on the cover.

― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 20 January 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

Amazing!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hvV0JHPYX_I/SpRxPLDnuII/AAAAAAAAGEQ/Vitc1-hRLog/s1600/hardy3.jpg

― Stevie T, Thursday, 20 January 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

Those Proust macarons made me laugh a little too hard!

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 20 January 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― Meme From Turner (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hvV0JHPYX_I/Sx2aTl7yu7I/AAAAAAAAGyU/AvWys8QZbto/s400/8132038487.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Meme From Turner (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hvV0JHPYX_I/SpM-9mX0InI/AAAAAAAAGCw/Mff8AvM3T8w/s1600-h/jkj2.jpg

― Meme From Turner (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 January 2011 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

Aargh, that didn't work, it was the one by "Pelham Grenville" with the pink doughboy on the cover.

(sorry for the self-plug)

No apologies necessary. Actually I clicked over there without- surprise- reading carefully, and thought, this name looks suspiciously familiar and then decided this must be a common name, there must be many James Morrisons.

― Meme From Turner (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 January 2011 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

is that the church from the november rain video in the background behind slash?? is that a still from the november rain video?!?

― j., Saturday, 22 January 2011 09:04 (fifteen years ago)

I _think_ it's from a Rock Star game cover

― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Saturday, 22 January 2011 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.amazon.ca/images/I/51iwkPPTMPL._SS500_.jpg

― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Monday, 24 January 2011 07:31 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

just in case JM is shy of plugging again, check the new collection at ccc:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1ysByywuUdw/UGpQpKAuU_I/AAAAAAAALns/oFAi2D7kXmo/s1600/Henry+James+%284%29.jpg

(The Coxon Fund!)

― woof, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 12:31 (thirteen years ago)

^perfect for this thread:

Henry James in Space

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

that is a great thread premise, it is a shame it fizzled out. I am going to think about Henry James in space some.

― woof, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

tears at these

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

I think I posted about this on another thread, but I was SO bummed by this cover after waiting months for the new printing:

http://ecimages.kobobooks.com/Image.ashx?imageID=8_cOEEyMGEmkInJwinw6Sw&Type=Full

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

(trilogy is about a wealthy heroin addict who was sexually abused by his father)

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

misleading? it does what it says on the tin.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yquZUsax3R0/UGpQrdFuzoI/AAAAAAAALn8/O3E9m35AEMY/s1600/Henry+James+%286%29.jpg

― I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

except it's a nut not a screw.

― I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

apparently it's two wrenches having a nut tug-of-war?

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

adjustable wrenches with screw adjusters fyi, i think it's a valid picture

― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

One wrench is polished and new, the other old and rusty.

― jim, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

it is like a virile young wrench feeding a moribund elder

― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

or an old wrench passing on the nut of life to the next generation

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

the turn of this crew

― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

rusty wrench = governess is insane
shiny wrench = ghosts are real
nut = reader

― woof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

not quite as misleading as most of what's going on in here, but i found this today sans textual information i'd have guessed 'erotic sci fi'

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/672731372.jpg?key=320480&Expires=1350356224&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=Aghr1Y2Y93vNCudpAy2U4Bcjwg3pVWMcQpy0DlnNsHO5xiNoEEkPmR1yVZLqh10-z7Kf5jOBIbCB57sR25mJgek~ipKjSqJPfVLpcdJcJFS5Tk8LGSZIuN0yYUy9-6dMrYGGt8yvVdJIHuM4DpToM7GuSbM44fN--NO9ceIcoxw_

― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

The mystery is killing me!

― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

huh, i guess twitter doesn't like the internet outside of twitter. http://twitpic.com/b4iyuk

― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

Erotic sci fi, or maybe unerotic but full of sex Ballard sci fi

― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

digging these Dorothy Richardson covers
http://neglectedbooks.com/?p=3941

― woof, Monday, 25 April 2016 14:18 (ten years ago)

i've never read those books. has anyone read them all? i never SEE them to buy. even copies with goofy covers.

― scott seward, Monday, 25 April 2016 15:17 (ten years ago)

not has anyone ever read them all. has anyone here read them all.

― scott seward, Monday, 25 April 2016 15:18 (ten years ago)

virago did okay covers of them in the 70's. i never even see those. must not have sold much here.

― scott seward, Monday, 25 April 2016 15:21 (ten years ago)

Virago still sells them, but only as print-on-demand, so they never make it to shops. And probably nobody buys them, either.

― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:31 (ten years ago)

did you read them? kinda figured if anyone had here...

― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 01:29 (ten years ago)

old virago copies on amazon but not always cheap. i'll find them all eventually.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 01:30 (ten years ago)

Yeah, I always intended to get the viragos if I saw them, but I never have seen them :( of course, once I do it will probably be 20 years before I actually get round to reading them. or at least the first 2 before losing momentum.

― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 02:51 (ten years ago)

Seen a couple of the Viragos around but have never read them. Thomp was curious about them, I think, but I don't know if he actually read them.

― woof, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 07:05 (ten years ago)

three years pass...

I decided to go with the Penguin edition.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41xf%2B0Xz59L._SX321_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

― jmm, Saturday, 27 April 2019 20:44 (seven years ago)

Love imagining cover-quoter Nabokov's reaction to that cover

― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Sunday, 28 April 2019 03:56 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/9a/38/fe9a38f55e926e78bd9e95a2dd23b93c.png

― omar little, Sunday, 28 April 2019 16:16 (seven years ago)

That is at least a Liartown fake, thank God.

― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Monday, 29 April 2019 00:07 (seven years ago)


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