nultations

there will be many views about the rapid decompensation and untimely passing of the late phelan and as his cortege trails winningly through the streets of altrincham it will take a brave man to bet again't him. the remnants of thirteen packets of jaffa cakes are all that is left of what was once a much envied stash of carbohydrating citrusery.

tristes topiqes

dogs - and many of them - will chime ululatingly in gardens and patios across the metropolitan borough of oldham where once he stalked. the thirteenth century priory that saw his final hours will lower its gables for one last time as pixie children skip furlongly astride its gates singing unto the denizens of that town a pictish cant of tribute to the late phelan. john o'shea will be seen to be devastated - and who will doubt him.

the remnants of a once great thing

some will wonder what will have gone through his mind in those turbid final hours: one thing is sure though: it would not have been salutary reading for the late and unlamented adjutant to the mayor of altrincham who petititoned for an early release and himself fell victim to the engorged phelan in his final triumphant carousel of misery. he would not have been delighted and in fact may well have been literally apopleptic.

no rest for the wicked

the famed lancashire witch trials of the sixteenth century were the backdrop that set the scene for the milieu into which phelan's occult musings will have taken him. invoices for rare copies of magickal literature will attest to its derivatively predictable circomluctions as the brainstem of the forlorn phelan reduced itself to the reptilian calucations that brought about his swift demise.

there's little doubt that the legacy of the fat duck on the nations sociogustatory habits is not an unargued and pacific one - and indeed it has been much digested by the commentariat who cannot readily agree. this is the context into which nevec trudjo's 'the otiary' opened in the less than impeturbable surroundings of bromley-by-bow a fortnight less hence.

a cuckoo's flight, a knave's delight

an ochred marillion of damson jelly and offaltine began the 13 course tasting menu and triskaidekaphobes like the late arnold schoenberg would themselves have set aside their mortal fears to sample the scrumptious nodes of punchy phlegm in the arched latticework of the following dish of roast haddock - a common fish in british coastal waters.

little missenden

former canada man trudeau was none the wiser. but ultimately that's not what the otiary is all about. a contested field perhaps, but amid the strewn reconstituted chickenmarrow expoctorate enswirling the muddied shopgirl takeaway pavements of old bow it's not what a country man of bygone days would have called so much a feast as a famine.

Whilst untying my shoe I have unwittingly created a second Gordian knot that refuses to cede itself to my patient efforts, however applied. As the apparently witting tier of such knots, you seem the perfect person to consult on this problem.

the late alexander will have known thanks to his aristotelian education that any knot can be untied by reversing the steps leading to its creation and thus only a knot of unknown and unknowable origin will be determined gordian. former macedonian alexander would nonetheless have been known to advocate the use of swords - a common weapon in ancient times - and indeed many from the woebeggoten defenders of the alhambra to the cavalry of ungern-sternberg would concur.

swords

a fish with a sharpened forebill afore its skull shall be known henceforth and hencebackwards as a sword-fish.

could do something useful tonight or could translate some of the aenied into nult

???what does this thread mean???

it will have meant

Enough McNulty already.

difficult second season syndrome awaits the erstwhile scribe

Matt DC will have looked on in anguish as talk of Nult has swept across the long running international messageboard.

(the more boring nultisms get the more addictive they become)

ok, well, that cleared that up

That will have been cleared up. But one thing is certain: Sir Matt DC will have not been delighted.

Aging Manchester United boss Sir Matt DC will have taken out the hairdryer as yet more Nultisms rained down on the much criticised ILX messageboard.

james,

nult was an english football journalist who found this strangely compelling antiesthetic centred upon a consistent use of the future perfect passive subjunctive, thrillingly banal 'psychological' 'insights', strange nonsequiturs and syllogisms dressed as folk wisdom

the effect is suggestive of some sort of extreme neural latency which renders the present or recent past unintelligible -- nothing will ever be seen to happen, but rather will have already have happened in some sensorially unobtainable realm, and nult is forced to hazard a guess at the most rudimentary matters of fact

sometimes articles still appear with his byline, but it seems they are produced algorithmically and probably with no involvement from nult himself, who is now etherealized and will be seen to be embedded in the world

Ah, excellent! Thanks for that. It would also explain why urban dictionary failed to explain what a nult was.

then it will have to be amended

10 Bands Shaping The Post-Nirvana Era

required reading

With their soaring anthems and bloke-next-door appeal, Elbow have confirmed their status as the people's band, writes Jude Rogers

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could you translate some McNulty dialog into Nult?

bloke-next-door appeal?

what era is this from? the bloke next door to me is a total asshole, i hear him roaring at his wife on a daily basis. he has no appeal. and i bet he can't sing a fucking note.

the late garvey will have been disappointed to have seen himself invoked as avatar for the wifebeating generation.

super mario kart

a tuppence ha'penny for the guy sir, the rosycheeked farmboy will have been heard to enquire of the robust jamaican marcus garvey - the former caribbean man will not have been known to celebrate such chicanery back home.

Many will call Carles 'the blog who cried wolf', but 'at the end of the day', Carles is getting the blog back together.

http://hipsterrunoff.com/podcast/carles-back-hipster-runoff-has-reunited-unretired-were-back-bb

very much enjoying wg sebald but he does have a habit for slightly nult via thomas mann lengthy future perfect sentences in his reimaginings of past lives

many will have seen his passing as the sounding of the bell that finally nails the coffin on the lamentable and unlamented martyrdom operation decade

inshallah, moderate muslims the world over will be heard to say, but wahabbists from peshawar to prestwick will ululate as the scion of yemen's most famous expatriate logistics tycoon sidles ungainlily about the sandrifts of the abyssopelagic wastes -- a thought for the wildlife though, for angler fish and enterprising crustaceans alike will find rich pickings in the weighted cadaver -- some will say ironically given the muhammadans' prohibition against the consumption of such supposedly unmentionable scavengers

"death specializes in the pluperfect and future perfect"

the controversial former cabinet man huhne will have been mindful of his obligations to fellow travellers of the coalition project when considering what will be seen by many as a pyrrhic falling on sword unlikely to deflect brickbats from friends and colleagues of the putative man. a storied orange book man not insuperably undertitled knows not to distend the hamartia of his political endgame beyond what may be seen as the toponymic analog of a feline gallbladder in lime. however storied fellow westminster alumnus clegg will hope not to be doubly so titled by deflecting critics of what many a ruddy shire tory has seen as a usurpers streak in the pissweak bataviobrittanic eurocrat.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-re5KxLDsIVU/UL9qhdPd4LI/AAAAAAAABL8/kUnKtAyLTQI/s640/Savage+Chickens.jpg

even disregarding the fact that the recently posted sketch significantly antedates the cradle of his efforts in this particular pit, noted paraphrast nakhchivan will no doubt already have begun to appreciate the birdy representation of the literary ghost, given his reference to the alleged cabinet minister "huhne" in his so far ultimate post.

an ancient name for an island nation

it can only be begged of readers that they believe the poster of the figure in that even to him, this correlation was only discovered after it was all over.

nice cartoon

Whatever migratory visitors are still down there trusting in its inviolability will some morning all too soon be rudely surprised by the whispering descent of corporate Web crawlers itching to index and corrupt another patch of sanctuary for their own far-from-selfless ends.

http://www.androidguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/convergence-logo.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzUlYwP58JNnMYIoVWHknmeOFvg516cK4zAevDkRSvLA6rhRR9

the preceding merklich post is impressive work

'tis!

hopefully you don't think it too unkind to suggest there is a slight element of nultic pleonasm in this orphaned sentence

my pictorial representations were affirmative. you may approach from whichever exalted bijou, but approach you shall. nult consumeth.

the world as will have been and pictorial representation

should have rly said 'approach you shall have done. nult will have consumèd'

ah well there will have been enough pissweak metatext in the world

james,

nult was an english football journalist who found this strangely compelling antiesthetic centred upon a consistent use of the future perfect passive subjunctive, thrillingly banal 'psychological' 'insights', strange nonsequiturs and syllogisms dressed as folk wisdom

the effect is suggestive of some sort of extreme neural latency which renders the present or recent past unintelligible -- nothing will ever be seen to happen, but rather will have already have happened in some sensorially unobtainable realm, and nult is forced to hazard a guess at the most rudimentary matters of fact

sometimes articles still appear with his byline, but it seems they are produced algorithmically and probably with no involvement from nult himself, who is now etherealized and will be seen to be embedded in the world

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Friday, March 25, 2011 2:52 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still occasionally double over w/ laughter at the middle paragraph of this post, imagine having a worldview that can be accurately described by that

Album number nine for the Prestwich punk merchants, ‘This Nation’ sees Mark E Smith at his surly best.

That sweet smile and pixie face well concealed the devils which earlier that morning would have possessed him in his studio as he strove to put his vision of the human body onto canvas with the force that held the truth.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/10452100/Melvyn-Bragg-My-friend-Francis-Bacon-possessed-by-devils.html

Explaining his refusal to take cover when German shells were falling around him in 1944, [de Gaulle] told an official: ‘I have a providential mission to fulfil. I think nothing will happen to me. If it does, I will have been mistaken.’

"There is no such thing as a gift of Being from which there might be apprehended and opposed to it something like a determined gift (whether of the subject, the body, of the sex or other like things--so woman, then, will not have been my subject)."