michael robbins is the best-selling poet in the country right now.― scott seward, Sunday, May 27, 2012 9:43 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2012/03/27/michael-robbins-on-%E2%80%98alien-vs-predator%E2%80%99/
Where are you working right now?
I’m a visiting poet at the University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg, which is where I’m staying and just waiting until I get out of this city.
You don’t like it?
The people are great at the university, my students are great, but Hattiesburg is … it’s just like if you opened a university in a Taco Bell, basically. It’s just the ugliest place I’ve ever seen in my life.
Is it maybe good for the work though?
I spend a lot of time in my apartment, so I suppose it is in that sense. But there’s no bookstore, there’s like one Books-A-Million, whose Bible section is larger than its poetry section, which anyway has, like, books by Bill Bryson in it and stuff. You can quote me on all that if you want to, I don’t care.
You don’t mind?
No, I want to be on record saying that I hate Hattiesburg.
― scott seward, Sunday, May 27, 2012 9:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Hard cheese, my lad, you're getting paid to write poetry. Now, who's going to make me want to read New Yorker fiction? Surely something good must have been published since those excellent Edward P. Jones and Mary Gaitskill stories I came across in the NY years ago, but everytime I venture back nowadays (meaning really 2011-12, prob '10 too), it's dogshit with fancy sauce (evoking that Sat Night Live sketch, "White People Problems")
― dow, Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:58 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
see now i liked that paris review interview cuz its not what you expect to hear from a poet in an interview in the paris review!
― scott seward, Monday, May 28, 2012 12:20 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― woof, Monday, May 28, 2012 9:02 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sorry you have decided to not like Hattiesburg, but you are certainly in the minority.perhaps you haven’t really tried. It is actually a very beautiful place with outstanding restaurants, landmarks and neighborhoods full of gorgeous homes. The lakes,trees and flowers are outstanding as are the two university campuses and numerous. Golf courses. Most importantly, it has the nicest people you will find anywhere. You sound very lonely and cynical. Perhaps you should join one of our wonderful churches and find someone who will pray for you. As we say in the south, “BLESS YOUR HEART”!!!!!
― woof, Monday, May 28, 2012 9:02 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Enjoyed that interview, had forgotten AvP was out, looking forward to it.
― woof, Monday, May 28, 2012 9:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus! He lives wherever hearts are open.
― dow, Monday, May 28, 2012 5:10 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he's a good rock critic too, don. dunno if you've seen any of it.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-11-17/music/the-broken-promises-of-bruce-springsteen/
― scott seward, Monday, May 28, 2012 5:39 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, good read, no beardmumbling, skimming, cheerleading, or autosnark.
― dow, Monday, May 28, 2012 5:51 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Guy sounds unbearable from that Paris Review interview, alas.
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 5:06 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how is the robbins book? nyer poetry has been so nothing lately. there's just one nice word per poem, that's all i can get from them.
― blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:26 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/24/books/alien-vs-predator-a-book-of-poetry-by-michael-robbins.html
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:18 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and yeah i agree. about the new yorker. don't know what happened. i was really excited by stuff when i started this thread.
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:19 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i should probably try and read their 'science fiction issue'
that nyt review makes me sad about the standards that lead robbins to be considered remarkable, maybe: "He knows more than you do about Jay-Z and Lil Wayne ... This collection’s final words — “yes yes y’all” — echo Joyce. "
― thomp, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:22 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The Dark Clicks On
The morning slathers its whatever
across the thing. It puts the fucking
lotion in the basket. Can’t smoke
in the confessional anymore.
If you do, you have to confess it.
So have I heard and do in part believe it.
Old pond, frog jumps in, so what.
Dude speaks Chinese laundry.
My mother like her pussy shave.
Tell her I read in Origen
even Satan might be saved.
Or else it gets the hose again.
Michael J. Fox talks Parkinson’s
with the former Miss Arkansas.
The clouds are there for them
to be sick on. Those European
stairwells with the lights on a timer?
You get halfway up and the dark clicks on.
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Appetite for Destruction
—Michael Robbins
You homicidal bitch. I killed the boar
’cause boar’s the game I came here for.
I clear the jungle with the edge of my hand.
I make love to an ATM. I enrich uranium.
Dude, this aggression will not stand.
I want to watch you bleed. My tongue
doesn’t know its right from wrong.
I’m uninsured. I ride the bus,
a loaded gun inside my purse.
My mouth’s a roadside bomb.
The boar’s inside the mosque and then
the RPG has martyred him.
His favorite song was “Crazy Train.”
I pity the Lord, pity the Flash,
I sleep through gynecology class.
They call me Yeti because my carbon footprint
drives the sherpas round the bend
into the village of the whup-ass can.
When I lie on my back in the ashy rain,
pigs drink from my cavernous groin.
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:32 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i like his poetry crit too:
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/article/237508
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:42 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
aw poor J.D. McClatchy!
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Money Bin
I got a tattoo of God. You can’t see it
but it’s everywhere. If I seem out of it,
do the math. I was put on earth.
And then you were, making up your feet
as you went along. New thinspo clanks the spank
bank. New emoticon makes a Holocene.
If you want to get in shape you have to jog
your memory of Euclid. Jesus built
a ship in a ship shape and said
there’s plenty of loaves in the sea.
Some Idaho you turned out to be.
Some money bin I, a rich duck, swim in!
The coins of you in my feathers like water
off my back. I count each red cent of you.
Now the rain with its funny money din.
The rain beats a tattoo of God any day.
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:27 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i like the way the words go.
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:27 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
minds are funny things. they dearly love pattern and meaning. they will see them in spite of everything. i liked that poem, too. for a bit. but it means nothing to me or to anyone so far as i can tell.
― Aimless, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 3:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
have you surveyed everyone?
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 3:42 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that would take you a while.
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 3:42 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
O my Luve's like a red, red cent
that's newly in my feathers;
but not the feathers on my back
for there she rolls right off.
― Aimless, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 4:27 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah he's big on easter eggs for poetry fans. try and catch them all!
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 4:45 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I will totes buy that Robbins book as soon as I see it -- shouts-out to ILX for sharing good NYer poems w/ me!
Re: Ashbery: I will totally stan for 'Double Dream' and ESPECIALLY 'As We Know'. Just an incredible, compulsively-readable collection of each-poem-better-than-the-last... one image I can't get out of my head lately (from the conclusion of "Train Rising Out of the Sea"):
Like an island just off the shore, one of many, that no one
Notices, though it has a certain function, though an abstract one
Built to prevent you from being towed to shore.
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Tuesday, June 5, 2012 5:37 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
got the Robbins book a coupla days ago and I'm really enjoying it (though I'm not sure how much of it, if any, will 'stick' with me)
also, in light of the discussion upthread, I quite enjoyed turning the page to find...
Reading Late Ashbery
I feel like a discarded Christmas tree.
Thanks for sharing. I can't hear myself think
about all this racket. As long
as we're discussing "feelings,"
please turn to your information packets.
It took me twelve years just to find this socket,
and if you think I'm throwing in the towel
just because my plugs have too many prongs...
I don't even have a towel. Oh, a towel.
No, I have a couple of those.
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Saturday, June 9, 2012 3:24 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^ light verse from the edge of the visible spectrum
― Aimless, Saturday, June 9, 2012 3:48 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
invisi-lol
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Saturday, June 9, 2012 4:00 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right, a rapping tomato,
And he rapped all day,
From April til May,
and also, guess what? it was me.
― thomp, Saturday, June 9, 2012 6:50 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
In the 1940s, "tomato" was slang for a woman, while implying a certain luscious juicy quality in said female. Is this the sense in which you are using the word? /dork
― Aimless, Saturday, June 9, 2012 8:25 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink