a b c b burma shave

http://www.unfogged.com/archives/week_2013_04_14.html#012913

i haven't laughed so much in months.

The mariner
Did suffer loss
Because he killed
The albatross.
Burma-Shave

A dream deferred
Sags like a load
Alternatively
Might explode.
Burma Shave

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats o'er vales and hills.
I took three tabs of acid
Now I dance with daffodils.
Burma-Shave

USURA Τὸ καλόν
正名 la guerre
I cannot
Make it cohere
BURMA SHAVE

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It's no Lysol Douche, that's for sure.