mods request

i did something bad. bann me forever.
i am worthless shit

bump

BIIIIIII-I-I-IND MY EYES!
(can you sew them shut)

do as the man says

Peace, Love, Empathy. Lorax
so long world of ilx

may your hearts be in peace

what happ'n'd cap'n?

Email me if you are serious about this.

I can't send e-mails because I've been banned before but yes I want to quit.

I don't usually believe in granting requests for self-bans but on this occasion I'll make an exception.

lol

can a mod google-proof the institution named in this post: Montreal!

thanks

ok

i kiss you

why was gr8080 temp-banned?

n/m a mod answered my question on another thread

i accidentally c/ped a thread from 77 into chicago thread
now i think it should be deleted

pls

thanks

Chicago MMXII

I don't think it's a problem, since the existence of 77 isn't a secret, but I'll delete that post if you really want me to.

oh ok, no prob
i don't care, just didn't want to VIOLATE any rules

Can a moderator delete the final post in this thread please?

Have you ever been in trouble with the law?

Could a mod lock this thread?

Now this is how it started: THE ILX 1980s ALBUM POLL RESULTS!!

It's the 1980s poll and Mr. Fever's last two bleary-eyed missives brought the post count to 1989. It's like a national treasure that we must protect.

is there any sort of recourse when a particular poster is making wildly untrue accusations about another?

Bare knuckles in the kickball field behind the server farm?

Ugh, whatever, nevermind. People weirdly love this poster in question, even though he spends 90% of his time here purposefully trolling. I just don't appreciate being accused of being racist and "declaring a race war".

jon if it's any comfort, i'm familiar with all those arguments cos i read those threads, and i know you never did any such thing, and i'm p sure everybody knows you didn't. iatee is fucking with you.

http://i.imgur.com/6aDsG.gif

I don't weirdly love this poster. Could you link in the suburbs thread where this went down? I've been avoiding it.

i know he is, but at what point does fucking with someone cross the line? i'm p sure accusing someone of something like that is a bit different than "lol your taste is awful"

WmC its in the presidential election thread today, he accuses me of "declaring a race war" in the suburbs thread, which i certainly never did.

I saw the accusation just now, I want a link to the spot in the suburbs thread where that stuff kicks off.

While I side with jon/via/chi, I hope my request for historical thread preservation doesn't get lost in the fray.

The stuff between me and iatee in that thread goes back literally years, I'm not sure where in that thread our beef started though.

i blew up at him a long, long time ago in that suburbs thread and felt really awful for what i said to him and even later apologized for it. but he keeps antagonizing me and its fine to just ignore most of it, but i think accusing me of shit i never did kind of crosses a line.

tbf I don't think anyone on ilx is capable of starting an actual race war and such hyperbole is just that

I read it the same as "I wish you hadn't assassinated William McKinley, you murdering bastard you"

Wow, I just re-read that section of the thread. Choice race war posts:

People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

oh man i forgot how incendiary those two posts were

hehe

why are you lynching people in your yard, jon? that is mean.

took a look at it and i dont think its actionable, although i understand getting aggravated by it. if it helps, i think that most people on ilx get that that is part of iatees schtick by now and arent going to take it even vaguely seriously.

well, thanks for look at it. i guess i can see the argument that its not really actionable, that makes sense. it was just beyond the typical "iatee deliberately pushing buttons again" stuff. i guess maybe an apology from him would be nice, but i might as well sit here wishing for a billion dollars too.

tbf I don't think anyone on ilx is capable of starting an actual race war and such hyperbole is just that

Is this a dare?

http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx124/ohkimosabe/GIFS/4260004359_58db6f37bb_o.gif

No mod has responded about the 1980s albums poll. To I have to start a campaign or something?

Also, j/v/c: I'm sorry the guy is being such a dick to you.

jon stop being such a baby and people will stop fucking w/you

Tuomas would need to weigh in on lockage request for a thread he started, imo.

Oh, word. Fair enough.

jon stop being such a baby and people will stop fucking w/you

Yes, again, let's encourage the culture of "be able to handle the assholes better" rather than "let's just not be an asshole in the first place" around here. The internet makes it so convenient for people to be fucking assholes.

ignore the assholes, praise the good stuff, frolic in the mists of time

jon stop being such a baby and people will stop fucking w/you

― lag∞n, Thursday, August 2, 2012 11:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tuomas would need to weigh in on lockage request for a thread he started, imo.

Thought these posts were related there for a second.

tbf, jon, you were the one that started with personal attacks years ago and baiting you was the way others chose to handle it

fair enough, i did attack iatee. i'll cop to that, but i also apologized and i'm not sure why other posters decided that was enough to jump on me like 2 or 3 years later though.

^^this would be a good thread I think

well the teams are divided by countries not races is one thing

no prize for 2nd place in a race war

what is the difference between a border and race

one is a type of collie?

Collie is a mining town in the inbred highlands of Western Australia.
In the winter of 1829, an advanced strain of syphilis left many of Collie's residents with severe deformities.
This genetic defect has been passed down from generation to generation, altering genetics and leaving some with a ghastly case of dualhead-itis, causing aggression and other behavioral issues.
Tourists and travelers are warned to not leave valuables unattended, vehicles unlocked or children unsupervised.
It is also wise to carry means of defense, a popular solution is the common screwdriver.

1-2-3-4 i declare a race war

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, August 2, 2012 5:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

pretty hard to misinterpret this post tbh

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, August 2, 2012 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Okay I literally did not say this. Come the fuck on with this.

Come the fuck on with this, indeed. that was a slow-pitch softball joke that no one took literally, but you have the right to be butthurt about whatever you want.

I'm pretty sure its nagl to ever forge posts for another poster advocating that kind of thing, but w/e, ilx is like a haven for trolls and assholes anymore.

if trolling were a video game you would be the tutorial level where the new player can't die and everything they attempt works 100% of the time

fuck off dude.

you need to chill

you have a (understandable) rep for overreacting, and a rep for crying to the mods because ppl are being mean in response to your overreactions

if you ignore it, ppl will stop goading you

goading is one thing, literally putting words into my mouth that make me out to look like some race war advocating asshole is another.

like i can't be the only that thinks that, right?

"literally putting words into my mouth"

literally faking quotes to make me out to look like that, better?

You cannot be serious

No one thought you actually said that, and that is the goofiest way possible to agitate for a race war; literally no one else is taking this seriously and the only way that could have been less serious would have been if it was in Comic Sans in a speech bubble coming from Garfield.

just stop, really

when someone quotes you in the press as a race war instigator, you can inform them that iatee is an asshole

it doesn't matter if it was serious though. so basically its cool to make fake quotes for other posters? its the principle. based on what i'm seeing here, i can go around the board with horribly offensive shit attributed to iatee's login and the mods would be cool with it? as long as it appears "not serious"? just want to make sure i understand this.

Like, RS was mocking the idea that you were agitating for a race war, and you are yelling at him for misrepresenting you as someone who earnestly wants a race war. That makes zero sense to me.

no my point is the false attribution. taken out of context that makes me look awful. are we seriously okay with attributing things to other people's login information?

Wait, jon, do you *really* think anyone thought you actually said 1-2-3-4 I declare a race war? I am fucking doubled over with laughter here.

oh i thought he really did advocate race war, it said so in that post RS quoted? who else could have written it?

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2416/2409688766_af93722c88_o.jpg

sorry, that was the best I could find on short notice.

i hope you can find a way to not worry about this, it was clearly a very good joke.

no one believes you were advocating race war

everyone believes you are a whiner who can be goaded into wishing people get cancer, then expressing remorse

JVC, RS totally defused the tension and crabbiness for everyone who followed this malarkey... almost everyone. Estela otm.

people itt see it as a joke, but some random googler can come see that and not realize the context. i just think its bullshit to let people attribute something potentially very offensive, DIVORCED OF CONTEXT, to another poster.

do you honestly think some random googler would read that and think 'man that guy just actually declared a race war'

OMG GOOGLE FOR RACE WAR AND FIND J/V/C

no, i think they might think, "whoa that is not a cool thing to make jokes about" tho

sorry that probably didn't help xpost

jon has a point, we're giving people named jon in chicago a bad name, if a googler sees that he'll look at all the jons in chicago different

xp OMG you actually just said that

at this point it's so far removed from the original discussion where you advocated race war that no one would even know what "race war" is referring to, it could be a good thing

Well what is that random googler going to do, look up all the phone listings for Mr. Viachi 2.0, track you down and smack you for starting a race war? (Apologies if your IRL last name is Viachi.)

more like Viagi

I'm a butt

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, August 2, 2012 8:40 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry

wmc it depends what side of the race war the random googler is on - it's quite likely they would thank him

I'm a butt

i'm gonna try one last time. its not necessarily the context of what he said. its the attribution to someone else that i don't think is cool.

do race wars include otherkins

i was randomly googling butts and... OMG race war!

ffs

i'm gonna try one last time. its not necessarily the context of what he said. its the attribution to someone else that i don't think is cool.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, August 2, 2012 11:52 PM (48 seconds ago)

I'm totally fine w/ other posters misrepresenting my position or misattributing quotes to me, in fact I actually encourage other ilxors to do so, I find it hilarious

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, August 2, 2012 10:32 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkp

idg everyone jumping on jon here - this seems totally reasonable to me

i'm gonna try one last time. its not necessarily the context of what he said. its the attribution to someone else that i don't think is cool.

Yeah, whatever Paul McCartney. I'll think about that while I'm cleaning the blood off the wall.

wait is jon just momus trolling us

Alright, enough.