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What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works?

It comes back to haunt me every few months and really an embarrassing point in my career as an Ilxor I'd rather just forget about forever.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago)

is "dog latin" your nom de plume as well as your ilx login?

how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)

You're going to get a big "sorry, no" from the mods on this one.

Victor Immature (WilliamC), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago)

i use 'dog latin' quite a lot. not when i'm doing 'proper writing' but still.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago)

just ask them to deindex it

nebby yolo (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago)

PAUL: Sorry, you want a coffee? I’m afraid the machine is broken, and I’ve got nothing to offer except hot toddies…

JIMMY: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

PAUL: o_O

<Jimmy goes to conference room, sees it's porn star Hot Todd Longstroke>

JIMMY: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago)

career as an Ilxor

where do you see yourself in five years time?

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago)

done

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago)

hadn't seen that thread before, thanks for the link, dl

mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/groups/179261925499848/permalink/532444906848213/

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago)

i can detect virtually no difference between old scoops'n post and current ones, g/j for being consistent

乒乓, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago)

Personal threads. If a thread is started discussing a registered user or their actions, that user has the right to ask for it to be deleted or locked. The thread does not have to be an attack on the user. This does not apply to threads users start themselves and later regret.

It's not as if your real name is on there or anything like that. If we deleted every old thread that a user found a bit embarrassing we'd be deleting half the database.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago)

lol

flopson, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago)

i can detect virtually no difference between old scoops'n post and current ones, g/j for being consistent

― 乒乓, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 1:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they still embarrass me tho, but maybe thats how humanity finally learns humility who knows

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago)

shame no users think their latest posts are embarrassing.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

actually could someone delete that

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

haha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

leave the one above this post though, but delete this one

xpost leave this one now

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

sometimes I read through old threads and think "man, this one guy was really otm" and it's usually lag∞n

mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago)

oh you guys

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago)

dude scoopsnoodle was your greatest incarnation

flopson, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

the first day i found ilx i started a contest and nabisco won and i never gave him his prize and after that i felt like he was sort of suspicious of me

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago)

the prize was...your posts

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)

hah was it something like i saw mos def what neighborhood of brooklyn do i live in?

flopson, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago)

...maybe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago)

I had a dream last night that I walked by a pizza place named Bitcoins and hanging from the awning there was a big banner that read "_Baked_Ricotta_Fresh_From_The_Computer"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago)

man i just found an old post of yours where you had proper capitalization, i revoke your 'most consistent poster' award, may you cope with the shame and dishonor you have brought upon yourself xp

乒乓, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)

fuuuuuck

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)

exposed

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

imposter complex

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=77&threadid=622

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

wth, i never knew there was an actual 'ice cræm', thought it was always ?

乒乓, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago)

*MAX N GRADY GAY HOMOS 4 LYFE*

― ice crӕm, Sunday, August 17, 2008 9:55 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago)

For unto you, an ice cream is born

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

It's not as if your real name is on there or anything like that. If we deleted every old thread that a user found a bit embarrassing we'd be deleting half the database.

can you spare the poor bastard and delete this new thread?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago)

http://bootboys-are-back.netstranky.cz/obrazek/34443/sorry%20no.jpg

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)

man i just found an old post of yours where you had proper capitalization, i revoke your 'most consistent poster' award, may you cope with the shame and dishonor you have brought upon yourself xp

― 乒乓, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like hearing Fran Drescher speak in a normal voice.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago)

(Ain't a-gonna need this thread no longer)
(Ain't a-gonna need this thread no more)
Ain't got time to fix the shingles
Ain't a-got time to fix the floor
Ain't got time to oil the hinges
Nor to mend no windowpane
Ain't a-gonna need this thread no longer
She's a-gettin' ready to meet the saints

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago)

god that's an embarrassing post, nv. do you need to start a new thread?

pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago)

well used to embarrassing meself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)

Thanks for reminding me of that classic thread DL :)

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

I'd never seen it b4 but it's beautiful, DL you should own it imo

Jesus (wins), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago)

There are so many comedy scripts on that thread.

Mark G, Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:21 (eleven years ago)

PLOPS 'N' SOGGSY is amazing

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago)


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