it is definitely not questioning the status quo. and that's ok because it still has decent jokes.
― jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
ha that's actually a good point, I don't see how a strip that is basically "my job is soul-crushingly stupid and nothing I do seems to change anything" even comes under consideration as something that could be challenging the status quo
― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
Guess I have a thin-skin when it comes to this, but I also work as a programmer. Too close to home?
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)
well, I'm also a programmer; I always viewed the strip like the coworker who's always bitching
― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)
Was I the only person who was put off by Dilbert from the beginning? The "capitalist servitude is the lolz" attitude just seemed like smokescreen for maintaining the status quo. Pointy-headed bosses will always rule, so put up with it.
There was a whole book written about this 14-years ago.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZD9A4VJXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Its complaints are a little repetitive but on the whole it is a good read.
― I took you to an impotent restaurant (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
Admittedly I already sort of knew part of this from the final chapter of whichever 90s book where he tells readers to visualise good futures for themselves and write them out 100x daily to make them come true, but I guess a little part of me still wanted that to be some really weird trolling.
That was the Dilbert Future...I always wondered the same thing. He always is going on and on about pranking people at the office so the whole way I kinda thought he was pulling one over on us, but if you go back and re-read it, everything seems to sincere that it's a little hard to tell. The implications there were just a little too weird to comprehend. But he did manage to "re-wire" his brain and cure his "incurable" spasmodic dysphonia or something, so at least that's pretty impressive.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
He always is going on and on about pranking people at the office so the whole way I kinda thought he was pulling one over on us, but if you go back and re-read it, everything seems to sincere that it's a little hard to tell. The implications there were just a little too weird to comprehend. But he did manage to "re-wire" his brain and cure his "incurable" spasmodic dysphonia or something, so at least that's pretty impressive.
― frogbs, Tuesday, April 26, 2011 2:54 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is a good observation. he anticipated internet trolls.
this is a good one:
http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-06-07
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:52 (nine years ago)
Is there a way to make a comic strip an ILX board description?
― Tarkus Aurelius (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:46 (nine years ago)
Technically yeah, but it breaks mobile ILXing so it's verboten.
― WilliamC, Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:45 (nine years ago)
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/145456082991/my-endorsement-for-president-of-the-united-states
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:11 (eight years ago)
The only downside I can see to the new approach is that it is likely to trigger a race war in the United States. And I would be a top-ten assassination target in that scenario because once you define Trump as Hitler, you also give citizens moral permission to kill him. And obviously it would be okay to kill anyone who actively supports a genocidal dictator, including anyone who wrote about his persuasion skills in positive terms. (I’m called an “apologist” on Twitter, or sometimes just Joseph Goebbels).
0_0
― it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:14 (eight years ago)
I mean obvs he is batshit but sometimes it is still a shock to smell the shit of the bat
top-ten assassination target
I guess he read my diary.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:20 (eight years ago)
hmmmm - was not aware of his batshit-ness until now :(
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:38 (eight years ago)
Yet another casualty of bouncing his increasingly-bizarre political ideas off the echo chamber of a drafting table for decades on end.
― What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:47 (eight years ago)
It must have the same effect as solitary confinement for some.
― What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:48 (eight years ago)
eagerly anticipating his "guys, I was just joking and y'all were too stupid to realize it" post when Trump does not win via landslide
― frogbs, Monday, 6 June 2016 16:39 (eight years ago)
Nah, dude has been tweaked for years. Rapidly tumbling into Sim territory.
― What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 June 2016 16:56 (eight years ago)
Yeah, he's been spouting misogynist MRA and evolutionary biology bullshit for a long time now.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:59 (eight years ago)
hmm, skimming through his blog it does sound awfully like the ramblings of a somewhat smart high schooler spending too much time on his own
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:25 (eight years ago)
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/714872078713896961
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 14:41 (eight years ago)
hey dilbert guy, are you cool
http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-06-16
― goole, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:40 (eight years ago)
i meanhttp://blog.dilbert.com/post/146361457021/the-humiliation-of-the-american-male-in-2016
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:04 (eight years ago)
How many of the married men reading this blog have received those same sweaters as “gifts” from women? Personally, I’ve received about 25 over the years. None from men. I received three of those sweaters so far this year. I throw them away. Nice try.Many of you can’t talk about this topic without being accused of sexism, losing your jobs, and being cast out of your social groups. But I can talk about it because I endorse Hillary Clinton for president.
Many of you can’t talk about this topic without being accused of sexism, losing your jobs, and being cast out of your social groups. But I can talk about it because I endorse Hillary Clinton for president.
rooneyish
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:15 (eight years ago)
this guy is a psycho
― Mordy, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:17 (eight years ago)
as in, andy?
xp yup
― goole, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:18 (eight years ago)
funny how the guy who did a comic about how schlubby engineers are really smart and everyone else is really stupid turned out to be a self-satisfied womanhater dickhead
― goole, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:20 (eight years ago)
I think question #1 here is "why are you reading Scott Adams' blog?"
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:25 (eight years ago)
he's turned himself into some kind of sage for trump fans this election, it's the weirdest thing
― goole, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:31 (eight years ago)
classic material
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/139295746646/marriage-civilizations-biggest-mistake
― goole, Friday, 24 June 2016 19:32 (eight years ago)
yeah, andy -- in form, at least.
my submission is this graf from a recent piece about trump's mastery of persuasion:
For example, I have already used several persuasion techniques in the paragraphs above. If I were to see another writer use these same persuasion methods on me, I would recognize them. But most of you did not recognize the methods – at least not all of them – when I used them right in front of you.Persuasion hides in plain sight.
Persuasion hides in plain sight.
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:36 (eight years ago)
genuine lol at "check out this commercial for dishwasher detergent."
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:50 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kydKTVLmP58
TRUMP'S "LINGUISTIC KILL SHOTS" EXPLAINED
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 24 June 2016 22:30 (eight years ago)
"Linguistic Kill Shots" sounds like some PUA bullshit.
― I'm part of the 48.1 percent (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 22:31 (eight years ago)
trump makes fun of people's looks. what a hypnotist.
― remove butt (abanana), Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:14 (eight years ago)
How are we going to feel when Randall Munroe goes full douchebag? I feel it's inevitable
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:49 (eight years ago)
I mean it probably happened already, I just don't care enough to notice since (like Scott Adams) the majority of his output and fan base are just annoying
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:50 (eight years ago)
I think question #1 here is "why are you reading Scott Adams' blog?"― volumetric god rays (DJP), Friday, June 24, 2016
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:09 (eight years ago)
Rapidly tumbling into Sim territory.
That v-neck sweater one totally reads like a Sim who was never smart.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:49 (eight years ago)
classic materialhttp://blog.dilbert.com/post/139295746646/marriage-civilizations-biggest-mistake
this guy tries so hard to straddle the line between "see!! I was right about everything! you're just not open minded enough!" and "guys I was just trolling, get a sense of humor!", also lol @ him preemptively defending himself against people tweeting at him
like this
I can talk about it because I endorse Hillary Clinton for president. I did that for my personal safety,
is just the most disingenuous shit, you got such a Trumpboner just own it like a fucking man
― frogbs, Saturday, 25 June 2016 13:32 (eight years ago)
also lol at the idea that Trump is some kind of master hypnotist deploying surgical linguistic kill shots to get the nomination, he got the nomination by being a radical candidate in a historically stuffed field, full of candidates who for whatever reason thought the way to beat Trump was to go to his level. He did it by stoking the same base you've been mocking for the last 30 years of your life. If he WAS actually savvy - if say, he had an actual campaign, any remotely consistent positions, or knew when and where was the time for his vile racism, maybe he would have some kind of shot, which is terrifying. As it is he's making unforced errors every week and most likely is going to get blown out, so who knows how Adams is gonna walk back that "Trump wins in history's biggest landslide" prediction
― frogbs, Saturday, 25 June 2016 14:14 (eight years ago)
now taking credit for Brexit:
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/146709758156/the-time-i-accidentally-plunged-europe-into
― frogbs, Thursday, 30 June 2016 17:58 (eight years ago)
Ok I give up. The man is insane
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 1 July 2016 07:24 (eight years ago)
"Comments temporarily disabled" lol
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 July 2016 10:17 (eight years ago)
"A-a-a-a-and I can be persuasive."
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 July 2016 12:08 (eight years ago)
I have found the worst Dilbert tweet:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/759065486978002945
― frogbs, Friday, 29 July 2016 19:09 (eight years ago)
what a fucking asshole.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 29 July 2016 20:47 (eight years ago)
On a profound level how unhappy must this jerk-off be with his life and the way he views the world to behave the way he does? I wouldn't want his millions if it meant also seeing life through his jaundiced eyes.
― An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Friday, 29 July 2016 22:51 (eight years ago)
also if it meant constantly thinking of like Amusing Dilbert Situations
― schlump, Saturday, 30 July 2016 03:03 (eight years ago)
at a restaurant & being struck by inspiration, ostentatiously shutting down conversation + hassling the server for a pen to scrawl like INSTALLING WINDOWS UPDATES ... V TIMELY on a napkin
― schlump, Saturday, 30 July 2016 03:04 (eight years ago)