who has Forbush Man killed
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link
omg Jack from Power Pack murdered someoneClearly it was manslaughter at worst, not murder.
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link
what about Lockjaw, he wouldn't kill anyone right? he's so lovable...
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link
Ambush Bug!
Ambush Bug's MO in his first appearance was throwing bombs recklessly around Metropolis, hard to imagine nobody was at least seriously injured
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
also Richie Rich cannot be tried for the crimes of Ritchie Retch #justiceforrichie
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
ambush bug killed a guy in his very first appearance!http://i.imgur.com/7YyEwhC.png
lockjaw killing "supergiant" in Infinityhttp://i.imgur.com/ViIyszU.png
Forbush Man's murderous attack from Nextwavehttp://i.imgur.com/AaQSrwf.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/LXhnndN.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link
now do Bat-mite
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link
Legends of the Dark Knight #38http://i.imgur.com/9psU2fF.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9fH7wEw.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link
is that Kevin O'Neill?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link
how about Quisp, did Quisp ever kill anybody
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link
The two Dark Mite stories were by Alan Grant and Kevin O'Neill, yes
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link
the Injustice comics ruled, sorry forks you are ded wrong
― Nhex, Friday, 9 August 2019 01:10 (five years ago) link
I assume ulysses took a break to pitch DC on a grim-n-gritty Quisp miniseries where he murders Aqualad in a fit of jealous rage over Aquaman's affections
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link
quisp is a breakfast cereal.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/quisp/4005-31297/
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link
safe to assume some bad shit went down lol
A few years later he visited Atlantis again to find his friend with more grim and violent than before. He decided to change his own personality and appearance to better match Aquaman. The process actually turned him into a malevolent being and manipulator.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
Qwsp! I don't know if he killed anyone but in true DC fashion he did ultimately go from this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/6/6f/Qwsp_0002.jpg
to this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aquaman/images/e/eb/Qwsp.jpg
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
Zooks!
Also I didn't know this had happened but of course this happened
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61rj2%2BP-oPL._SX321_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
Morrison, of course, turned qwsp into a demonic madman; here he is sowing war among the 5th and third dimension, presumably killing billionshttp://i.imgur.com/6hAcEL4.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
(i think DC had to change "qwsp"s name because of the cereal!)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link
ok how about Comet the Super-horse
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link
A few of the newer examples are very Movie-Movie: The Comic.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_small/1/15776/1946762-comet1.jpg
(not pictured: Beppo the Super-Monkey being cut in half by Comet's eye-beams.)
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link
well WHAT IS THE POINT THEN, SIR?
― Nhex, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link
shakey, you are obliged to do a quick search before requesting here as these are easily found murders in googe image search!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link
Eh whats the fun in that
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
man, i'm amazed but not surprised with what people have done with Comet the Super Horse over the years.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
This one was heavy, I still think about it sometimes...
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_medium/11127/111275309/5829484-jeangreymeme.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link
Here’s Mon-El killing the Time Trapper, and triggering the first of many reboots/retcons:https://braveblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/mon-el_versus_time_trapper_01.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:36 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6IeXCdA.jpg
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link
Here’s Star Boy killing a dude (despite the Legion’s no-kill policy):https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5e4QQ8kJ7vo/WwCQwLkwJFI/AAAAAAAAFLw/PB--XFmKzGc05VYmirPS1S4ufJYMPwCZwCEwYBhgL/s1600/ADV342_5%2B%2528798x800%2529.jpg... and after a trial (in which S.B. is ineptly represented by Superboy): https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K6VvfZoFN-o/WwCQypOhnrI/AAAAAAAAFL0/kv79qWUEj_IH3nIPJis6uxsg0O6OM1JTQCEwYBhgL/s1600/ADV342_15%2B%25284%2529%2B%2528292x420%2529.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link
I like when Dream Girl says to him, “When your weight’s back to normal....” Why you gotta fat-shame, Dreamy?
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link
loooool at fretting Superboy in bg
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 06:01 (five years ago) link
i read ‘bg’ as ‘bizarro gazzara’ at first and for a split-second i was like ‘wow maybe fretting superboy is the perfect metaphor for my anxiety’
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link
Up-the-arse corner
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 07:29 (five years ago) link
the fact that the last three posts in that thread are from me seems significant
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:25 (five years ago) link
*tiny letters* by the white wolf
― mark s, Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:40 (five years ago) link
http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans16/SMVW1_KilledCharlie.jpgIn "Spider-Man vs. Wolverine", Spidey thinks he's punching Wolverine, but he actually hits Charlie, a non-superpowered woman, who dies. It's revealed Charlie intended that to happen though, so it was suicide by cop.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
the '80s, man
― Nhex, Saturday, 17 August 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link
Comic Panels of Superheroes Talking About Killing People And Giving Specific Body Countshttp://i.imgur.com/YnFBY8y.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
I was going to ask about Super Turtle but but...
His most recent comic book appearance was in issue #3 of the 2008 miniseries Ambush Bug: Year None, in which he plays a role like the one Superboy-Prime played in Infinite Crisis; after living in limbo with Kal-L and company, Super-Turtle (who now calls himself Clark Kent) starts destroying anyone he considers to be a phony Super-Turtle, including Bat-Mite and Connor Kent.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link
btw, going back to Comet the Super Horse, let's discuss what Peter David did with the character post Crisis:
http://i.imgur.com/sA4itiY.png
Soon, it was learned that Comet's male form was originally Andrew Jones, a (male) jockey, who had been trampled by horses and "rebuilt" by an organization called "The Stable" as a superhuman with equine DNA. He rebelled against the organization and began operating as a superhero. On one of his first missions he attempted to save a despairing Andrea Martinez (who had just come out to her parents, and been rejected) from an avalanche, but they both died. As with Matrix and Linda Danvers (who had merged into Supergirl, the Angel of Fire), this caused them to combine into one being: the Earth Angel of Love. Comet originally was in love with Supergirl, and since he was the Angel of Love, made her have feelings for him too, but she rejected him when she learned he was also a woman. This opened the door for the third Angel, Blithe, the Angel of Light, to use her powers to exploit Comet's heartbreak, and turn them against Supergirl. She enabled Comet to fully embrace their angel powers, transforming him/herself into a winged centaur. Blithe deceived Comet into joining forces with the Carnivore (a powerful demonic creature who despised the Earth Angels, and sought their power). The Carnivore lost control, however, when Andrea abandoned her anger, learning that her mother had died, and had left a video apology for her actions. The three Earth Angels worked together to stop the Carnivore. Comet began a relationship with Blithe, since she loved both their forms (revealing that Blithe is bisexual).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics)#Post-Crisis_Comet
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link
i’m having a hard time parsing all the twists and turns in that but i’m pretty sure it’s proto-bronyism
― THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
what the actual hell
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
it's sort of furry Ranma 1/2 + sitting in at three undergrad gender studies classes + lol late 90's
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/P3ZUre5.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
also here's some very subtle imagery for you, see if you can discern the implicationhttp://i.imgur.com/JMoXXzh.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
meanwhile, back in murderville, here's super turtle decapitating a rando and then throwing their head at ambush bughttp://i.imgur.com/Y7a1W7X.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link