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ah, the glory days of 1986

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

i found, like, a CRATE of these when i was moving.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

i seriously think i was buying anything in b&w with some sort of animal with a weapon at that point. (in my defense, i was 8.)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.darickr.com/sketch/full/sbeaver09_full.jpg

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

is all i am saying.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

wtf that guy is some kinda real artist now?! has the world gone topsy turvy??

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thecomicshop.com.au/books2u/comics/pages004/geriatricgangrenejujitsugerbils-03-good_small.jpg

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

i cannot believe i found a picture of that. I LOVE YOU, INTERNET.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

jess' plushie origins revealed

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

dude, i didnt want to have sex with them. i wanted to KICK ASS MARTIAL ARTS STYLEE.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

i was going to start posting ultra klutz and mark martin pictures but then i realized we were moving beyond the strict purview of the thread.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/movieparody/03.jpg

okay seriously, what happened to mark martin? he was too good for this world.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/grunts/cover.jpg

wtf

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

eastman and laird were fucking godawful. no wonder they sold out as soon as they could.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Dude, fuck a purview and post ULTRA KLUTZ.

Also, I win:

http://www.thecomicbox.com/online_store/store/images/comicpics/bbhamsters-1.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

i knew you'd come rescue me

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh shit I didn't know MM did GNAT RAT! I was gonna look for that!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.coloniapress.com/Ukb1.JPG

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

martin is so naturally talented i have to wonder wtf he was doing with the tmnt doobs in the first place

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

I was way too cool for this shit when I was a wee lad. Nothing but Batman: The Cult & The Pitt for me, yessir.

MM fans (i.e. Strongo) - have some Pumpie.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

god bless you, my son

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

(btw - haha - batman: the cult...what were you some kinda badass?)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Why I was reading about some omnipotent jumpsuit-wearing douche WITH A FUCKING MULLET PERM instead of this happy-go-lucky stuff is beyond me. (I hate my life so much more now.) (GRIND!)

xpost - yeah, I was some kinda something, all right.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

I vaguely remember reading some "Mr. Pumpie's World" in HM during the not-brief-enough period I was "reading" HM. Lemme tell you, between the Crepax & Manara sci-fi boobies, 4-panel comic strips about sausage fit riiiight in.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

post a link of mullet perm dude so my memory can be refreshed

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Also, Senor Hulkington will be happy to know that Darick Robertson (the Space Beaver guy) is now working @ Marvel on a soon-to-be shitcanned Nightcrawler series.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

MULLET HEAD

http://members.fortunecity.com/dm_bishop2/marvel/beyonder006.JPG

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

my mind is still kinda blown by that

xpost

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

haha oh well yeah, that

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

i was reading all that shit too, d. avidly.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Hot damn SPACE BEAVER IS COLLECTED!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

there is no god

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

I just found all my Gnatrats the other day, does anyone know if there was anything in the collection that wasn't in the issues (apart from the Martin TMNTs of course. don't fear, I have both the issues AND the collection of those!)

(I only have the second collection of 20 Nude Dancers 20 though)

(cries)

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

No, the winner would have to be Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos.

Mark Martin was the other artist (besides Jim Woodring) in Tantalizing Stories, which was probably a bad idea on his part--Woodring is one of the very few artists who can blow Martin away on something like his own turf. I mean, poor Montgomery Wart had to go on after "Frank in the River"...

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

Marvels 3 years too-late attempt to cash in : Power Pachyderms. Anyone read that...?

Didn't think so...

― David N (David N.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

I remember Power Pachyderms. Truly dreadful stuff.

Although there's an argument to be made that it was more about following an established Marvel trend started in the Marvel Tails book of 83, later as a back-up strip in Marvel Tales itself, by Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-ham. 6 months before TMNT#1.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

Peter Porker (fnarr fnarr) - I almost sorta used to like that, a bit. Maybe.

Who wrote/drew?

And this is unrelated and probably deserves a thread of its own - if there isn't one already - but Fred Hembeck? Peter Porker makes me think of him for some reason...

― David N (David N.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I give up. Why does Mark Martin have links to Michelle Malkin and Condi Rice on his homepage (along with Woodring, Fleener, Wayno, etc.)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

i think it was fred hembeck, yeah.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

unless i am getting it confused with those parody spider-man comics that ran in marvel's little monthly buyer's guide rag.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Hembeck did Porker. He DID do "Little Peter Parker", tho. (strongo goddit.)

Austin, you missed the link to DRUDGE! DEVELOPING...

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and "Victoria's Light" and Rosie O'Donnell too. I figured I had a pretty good sampling of WTF links already, though.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Confession: Space Beaver sounds kinda keen.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

Tho I'd only buy the TPB for the Warren Ellis intro, I SWEAR.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

space beaver was the first comic i ever bought with swears in it

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Dude, "bozhe moi"!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

then my mom found it and i was soooooo in trouble.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

tho not as bad as the time she found the conan novel with the naked boobies in it.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

TS: Conan boobies v. National Geographic boobies

(oh yeah that's a fair fight)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

i wish i could remember the description of conan "bedding" the "young native princess" because it really skeeved me out as a wee thing.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

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They rarely promoted it heavily after the ongoing series moved to Dark Horse, but both they and Sakai seem to have been perfectly happy for the first (six?) (yes) collected volumes to stay at Fanta. Occasionally one volume would sell out and have to wait for a hole in the schedule to be reprinted, but yeah, it's otherwise been a quiet staple of FBI's catalogue since Critters #1.

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 29 September 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

look, they've still got two of the Colour Specials in stock!

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 29 September 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I give up. Why does Mark Martin have links to Michelle Malkin and Condi Rice on his homepage (along with Woodring, Fleener, Wayno, etc.)

Austin, you missed the link to DRUDGE! DEVELOPING...

Back in the days when Clinton was still prez, Martin had a bunch of anti-Slick-Willy-type political content on his site. I was totally bummed out to discover that the cartoonist hero of my Comic Buyer's Guide reading youth was such a bog-standard Republican.

― Chris F. (servoret), Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

And sitting at my grandparents' dining room table, eating stale Jax and drinking flat orange soda while checking to see how much my X-Men books were worth.

good lord, dave, get out of my head.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

Damn, Chris, that is sorrowful to hear. I think Woodring (my superest-favoritest-everest) is more on the left side, fortunately.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

gah, i didn't even see that. that's fucking terrible.

woodring, on the other hand, does seem to be more left-leaning and is, incidentally, one of the nicest cartoonists, like, ever. (i am sure i have told the story of the time i wrote to him when i was about 16 or so, asking for advice in a typically teenage cackhanded way, and he sent me back this really lovely, supportive, handwritten letter on the back of a page he had used to lay out a page of a frank story.)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Just to stay on topic - Frank and Manhog are furry animals right? Sure they are!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Also, it's not being a republican is any worse than being whatever Dave Sim is, or a loonie Randian like Steve Ditko.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

i would like to know the precise moment that general comics readers were suddenly embarassed to be caught buying a comic featuring a funny animal toting an automatic weapon or blade.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

because for a long time it seemed like this was perfectly acceptable behavior that would now be derided as scary furriness.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

(whereas frank is like, you know, an art comic.)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Shaolin Manhog vs. Ninja Frank Maxiseries would be so totally wicked awesome, though.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

JAMES KOCHOLKA THE DIE IS CAST!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Frank is almost a surreal parody of the conventional comic protagonist, lost in a dreamlike world not of his making. Boris the Bear is a ninja bear.

For a while Woodring was illustrating dreams for people. I went to a house party once and saw a signed illustration on a girls wall. She didn't even know the comics. She just saw an ad in some zine or something, sent him a few bucks and got the art.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit Jess, it wasn't Street Sharks...it was TIGER SHARKS!

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

And it was party of "The Comic Strip", which also had a cartoon called STREET FROGS.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

http://transform.to/~werekatt/cartoon/tiger/tiger48.JPG

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/tvshows/streetfrogsms_10.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/tvshows/streetfrogsms_10.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

wow.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

jordan post that street sharks line-up.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Haha, oh yeah:

Regular guests:
Henry Winkler .... Meathook (4 episodes)
Hank Azaria .... Shark Blades / Additional Voices (3 episodes)
Quinton Flynn .... Eelvil (2 episodes)
Adam West .... Mantaman (2 episodes)
Clancy Brown .... Clammando (2 episodes)
Dan Castellaneta .... Mega Shark Bot (voice)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.planetnintendo.com/thewarpzone/boxes/battletoads.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

"Mantaman"?

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh, right.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/mantaman.jpg

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

He's like one of those generic superheroes from some "You Can Draw Supehero Comics" guides.

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

What was his power, exactly?

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

the ability to turn straight blokes?

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure 'I have no toes, but I do have these boss shin tattoos' counts as a power.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

who remembers Neil the Horse? Not a TMNT parody, just something I remembered.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I remember Neil the Horse! I don't think I ever quite "got" it, but it was loads better than most of the stuff we've been discussing here. Did the creator die recently, or am I thinking of a different semi-famous transgendered person?

Also, it's not being a republican is any worse than being whatever Dave Sim is, or a loonie Randian like Steve Ditko.

No way, Ditko's Aristotlean/Objectivist philosophy is more rewarding than that! I love his twisted caricatures of people who want the "unearned". It's like a total kick to my liberal ass every time I read that stuff, it's so awesome.

"Let others learn, make the effort, take the risks in producing, use mutal [sic] consent and non-coercive trade! I want my share, my needs-- or else! We must control you, economics! We'll pass anti-business legislation, denounce profit.. confiscate property.. nationalize technology.. have a public, a collective good! What ever anyone has, he also has our share! We demand a right to what we don't have, have not earned but want and need!"

"You competence to produce makes you unfit to live your own life! Freedom, rights, mutual consent and free trade enslave humanity! Our incompetence makes us morally superior to your selfish competence! Our non-value gives us a right to the values you greedily produce"

"No one has a right to stop me from making others accept my demands! Can't you see I'm doing it for everyone's good!"

etc., etc.

― Chris F. (servoret), Friday, 30 September 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

The former Arn Saba didn't die, she got busted selling elephant-baffling quantities of dope and mushrooms out of her apartment.

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

My, what an inexplicably long thread.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 30 September 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

This thread is godlike.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I can't stop looking at this. It's just mesmerising in it's awfulness.
http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics48.html

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

Some more ridiculousness...

http://www.fm3d.com/collectables/comics/miami/001.jpg

― LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/large/38493479620.1.gif

― LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Boris The Bear #1 rips the Elektra: Assassin pose

http://www.atakra.com/pictures/ebaycomics/magazines/boris_the_bear01.jpg

― LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

I have to admit that the issues of Boris The Bear where he kills all the Transformers and all of the Elfquest characters are still pretty hilarious.

― LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

revive in honor of the tmnt movie

― strongohulkington, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

The movie is FAMILY FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

YEAH!

― David R., Friday, 16 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

Haha I forgot about this thread.

― Jordan, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

SPACE BEAVERS!!!!

― nickalicious, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

"hamster vice" is just pathetic.

― s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

haha i found my copy of "miami mice" no. 1 yesterday.

i hope mark bode knew a good investment banker.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 July 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

ah, the glory days of 2005

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Saturday, 2 July 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

actually i think it came out in like 1986.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

weirdly the cover is missing which makes me worried i actually used it as a poster at some point.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Feel like this might count:

http://zeldascomics.com/files/IMG_1945.jpg

Written by Steve Gerber.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lot-125-Boris-Bear-3-Dark-Horse-Comics-/120744205669?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c1cea5d65

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 4 July 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

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