You are forced upon pain of death to name your offspring after a comic character; who will it be?

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I think 'Rorschach Gooden' has a nice ring to it.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Metamorpho-L

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Luke (Cage) Perry!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

If it's a girl: Big Barda-L

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Darkseid? Nah

Mar-Vell? Nope

Manhog? Hell no

Needledick the Bugfucker? PERFECT!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

If mine's a girl I shall name her BLACK LOIS GOODEN.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Fortunately, Needledick the Bugfucker is as appropriate for girls as it is for boys.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Boy: Arseface
Girl: Mantis

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Obviously you can't be going for a superhero, so I'll have the best 'secret' identity ever - Blackagar Boltagon Skidmore. Or if I have twins, one of each, Wanda and Pietro, and obviously the boy would be trained to only ever address the girl as 'Wanda, my sister'.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

If I have a 2nd boy, they're gonna be GIANT-SIZED MAN-THING

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Any son of mine (until he turns 10, at least) will be proud to be named Two-Face Bggtzl Mann.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I quite like "NKVDemon Star Stapphire Isaacs", but it sounds a bit goyisch.

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Flex Maxwell!

Failing that, Mr. Mxyzptlk Maxwell.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Batman Jones to thread!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Whizzer Harvell

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Task Force X Mann

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

PUNISHER PERRY

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Second daughter: Granny Goodness Gooden

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Aunt Mitzi

Skeezix

Wash Tubbs

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Booster Gold, M.D.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Gotta be Warblade.

Warblade Nolan.

Oh yes.

― David N (David N.), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Night Thrasher Skidmore. At least it would be appropriate during adolescence.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Fin Fang Foom Swinburn. That's lovely.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Professor Farrell

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Who Cares, It's A Girl! Wang
Ludatits Wang

The beauty thing about Ludatits is it's unisex.

― Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

girl: Astoria

boy: Bucky

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Real answers:

Boy: Bruce
Girl: Martha

― Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Girl: Zatanna
Boy: Snoid

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

i remember in stairway to heaven chuck eddy mentioned that one of his sons is named linus. sadly no daughter named lucy.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

snuffy blount

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

Girl: Sugar
Boy: Spike

― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

HELM

― Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

boy: Wulf
girl: Zattanna

― Mark C (Markco), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

On Vic's Tip I think it would be safer to call him Rogue, as he will clearly survive the war against the Norts, unlike his chums named after items of equipment.

I am actually named after Peter Parker so this thread is not so funny for me.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

i'm actually called Kraven T. Hunter, so i feel the same way.

― Lee F# (fsharp), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

If I was quicker I would have said

If it's a boy: Rogue
If it's a girl: Rogue

but after Pete's last post it hardly seems neccesary.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Pete WE ARE THE NORTS.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Speak for yourself Norty Bastard.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Morphius Lucifer Rollins

― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

It just clicked! Martha WAYNE, right? Like Martha Wainwright? Is Loudon a Batman fan?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

King Mob Coleslaw

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Girl: Druuna

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

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