Loeb. Liefeld. Onslaught.

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― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not clicking that.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE THE TITTIES AT???

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

BETWEEN THE TEETH

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Please note that "Onslaught" is misspelled in the URL, which seems appropriate, given the nature of this enterprise.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

"We’re pulling things out of different places…it gets a little complex to explain without giving it away, but it’s going to be a lot of fun."

And the obvious prime "pulling" souce is...

One final word on past history – Liefeld said that, over the past ten years, his version of Cap has been watching his carbs carefully, and has slimmed his upper body down, appreciably, referring to one of the artists’ more infamous images from the era.

Without the chest, we'll only have feet and impossible contortions to mock. The sadness!

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

source, that is. As opposed to sauce.

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, Rob, it's been too long!

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Well Liefield remains as shit as ever. Why has he given Hulk an indie boy haircut?

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yessir, he's really dialed back those anatomical impossibilites he used to be known for.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

I like how in his superheroes-charging-towards-the-camera shots everyone appears to be yawning.

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Onslaught/OnslaughtR01.htm

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Onslaught/OnslaughtR02.htm

Well, they would be a bit tired what with all these crossovers.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

This is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Except the fish have small heads, enormous pectoral fins, and tails that don't align with their spines.

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, Andrew's link: WTF.

― Dan (Seriously, WTF) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

The picture is actually upside down, Ducky is falling to rest, and Captain America is hanging in the tarot pose of the Fool Inverted, to gain wisdom for the task ahead. The big secret is that all these titles will be written be Neil Gaiman.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

That does not explain how someone could have a potbelly in his crotch.

― Dan (Also: "WHOOPS I Tripped!") Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

Super Soldier Serum has unpredictable long term side effects.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm partial to the drawring of the Hulk w/ 5 equal-sized toes on one foot and McFarlanitis afflicting the other.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Let's not forget Hulk's boomin' ghetto booty in that picture!

― Dan (J-Hu) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Bucky was Kitty Pryde at first :(

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking Feral from the old X-Force days. Or maybe they just go to the same hair salon?

― scamperingalpaca (Chris Hill), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Oddly enough, I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone draw the Hulk with chest hair.

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Sunday, 2 April 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

omg captain america has the crotch of a 60 year old woman

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 2 April 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

the hulk has rob liefeld's haircut!

― ++++, Monday, 3 April 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

And face!

― Dan (RARRRRRRR) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that's true!

Does Rob have a hairy chest?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

HAhahaha I've seen people Mary Sue before but that's just ridiculous.

― Dan (Paging Dr Freud) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

does that mean Loeb looks like Captain (granny panties) America?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 3 April 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Why does Rob STILL draw those ridiculous "LEG UP!" poses?

― Dan (Giggletits) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 April 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Rob Liefeld: hairy chested love god!.

Grant Morrison writes, Rob draws.

INSTANT HIT.

― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Monday, 3 April 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

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