Hawkman Vs. Hawkgirl Vs. The Vagina Dentata In Space

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Or: The Po-Faced Absurdity of One Year Later

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― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Vaginas in space=standard sci-fi trope.

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/sarlacc.jpg

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Of course. Let's celebrate them in this thread, shall we?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

if all you have is a hammer...

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking as a comic book fan, what is this "vagina" to which you refer?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

I don't feel so good...

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

nice reflection!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, but they seem to be quite scary.

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― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Man! Very first GIS hit for "space vagina"

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

one of my greatest fears is having my penis bitten off by an angry vagina.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Does supergrill love Lobo?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

In 1889, the vicious "Queen of the South Sea" collects men that she murders during sex, thanks to a magical eel that lives inside of her vagina and bites the penises off of those who can't satisfy her lust.

― JonH (JonH), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― Dan ("Magical Eel"???) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I just noticed that in the Hawkgirl/man cover, the clitoris is a BRAIN!!!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I've never done this before. I hope I did it right.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, ro (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm...not quite

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

closer...

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I think that last word must be restricted. Damnit.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

???

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

It looks like Hawkman is kneeing Hawkgirl in the crotch up there.

― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Austin, you mean:

Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel, vagina

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

I know I do, but I can't get ilx to believe me.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

what do we have here? a group of nerd's that can't find another way to say this is as closest to pussy you will ever get.
eaven if it's ugly you shoud embrace it and take a chance,"MAXWELL"
SPACE PUSSY EARTH PUSSY PUSSY IS PUSSY! you pussy ass "NERD'S"
and by the way, know one say's vagina any more and maybe it's why
all you "NERD'S" can't get laid, because you use lame term's.
vagina, what the hell is this world comming to?
go ahead and cry now.....

― zillaman, Monday, 29 May 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

we probably get more pussy than you.
pretty sure.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 29 May 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

I preferred Zillaman on the Alex Ross thread.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 29 May 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

If Alex Ross was to paint a giant fanged space cunt, I might be inclined to be more kindly towards him.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Monday, 29 May 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

that's more vallejo territory, i think.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 29 May 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

You missed the joke, Zilla. Shocker.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I've a mind to start an online petition demanding Alex Ross starts painting nothing but space cunts.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

we know ross like's older model's , i can't imagine anything more fucking nasty than the thought of aged rotting pussy... eaven if it is space pussy. listen dr.carl.saga... your hand dosen't count as pussy, i think that the first and last pussy you ever had is when pussy had you, ........ SORRY "goode" it's zillaman.

― zillaman, Thursday, 1 June 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

Does a room temperature egg salad sandwich count as pussy? How about a plastic bag full of raw chicken skin?

It goes without saying that a man's asshole counts as pussy.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Thursday, 1 June 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

But only if you put lipstick on it.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

How about a corpse's mouth?

― chap who would dare to take things a mite too far, perhaps (chap), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

I liked this thread better when it had more po-faced absurdity and less necrophelia.

― Dr. Carl Sega Master System, Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Which one is Zillaman?

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

PUSSY IS PUSSY YOU NERD'S

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Even I probably get more pussy than Zillaman.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

" chri " like i said , blow up doll's don't count but your mommy, well and your sister,dog's and cat's maybe just maybe, don't forget your old granny just let her know to take her dentures out first.
" handsomishbo and austin.swinbur " sick,sick little "nerd's."

― zillaman, Friday, 2 June 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, Zillaman? Seriously? At this point, your incoherent, schizoid rants have become completely tiresome. I'm totally cool with you fucking off already. Go be twelve somewhere else.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:12 (nineteen years ago)

Take the dentures out of her... pussy?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

And this thread comes to a full circle.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 2 June 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

I love that me and Huk are sick but Joe's cadaver hummer doesn't even rate a mention.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Friday, 2 June 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oh Zillaman, where you gonna run to?

― Nina Simone-L (Huk-L), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Zilla, don't lose that number.

― Dr. Carl Sega Master System, Friday, 2 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

like a rash that will not go away, i'm that rash and i'm glad that pussy's like "troninmorocc" wish i would just vanish but hey guess what? i have a bigger reason to keep fucking with shit head's like you. i mean seriously, i think i'm going to stay "nine" here so you can go ahead and cry again go tell your boyfriend, because i doubt that you like pussy, oop's am i ranting inconherently with my schizoid's at this point.. good . i can almost hear you criying......
zillaman never ever run's.

― zillaman, Tuesday, 6 June 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

Moderator, pls. change phyllis ziller's posts to verses of "My Favorite Things"

― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

TNFTBDSH

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Shit head's.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think one of us may have killed his parents or something.

DUDES DID ANYBODY ORPHAN ANY CHILDREN IN ANY ALLEYS RECENTLY THINK BACK

― Vic F (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Does zillaman's misuse of apostrophes seem contrived to anyone else?

FESS UP YOU ARE WILLIAM SAFIRE HAVING A TROLLISH LARF

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

I remain convinced that zillaman originates amongst our own numbers. Who will step forward and admit authorship of zillaman? Come! Enjoy the accolades that will be bestowed upon you once you 'fess up and a good laugh will be had by all!

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect Vic Fluro.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, it's blatantly Tuomas.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

It's obviously not me because it's not funny enough. Even the apostrophe stuff and the 'don't cry' bit is getting played out now.

― Vic F (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I reckon if someone was pretending to have poor writing skills they might vary the mistakes a bit more.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

True... but then again, that's exactly what you WOULD say ISN'T IT ZILLAMAN???!?!? HMMM?!?

― Vic F (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

He's probably European since he seems to post "overnight" North American-style. Or maybe he's just a shiftworker.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

also, we've given him about 800x more consideration than he merits. Sub-calzean at best.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have to take this from pussy's like you, go away and criy... Oop's gave the game away "NERD'S"

PS I am not Zillaman.

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― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Maybe we should admit that there's a little Zillaman in all of us.

And we're desperately trying to strangle the life out of him...

― Matt M., Friday, 18 April 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

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