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1. "POW!" or "BANG!" or "ZAP!" in the title and/or lead
2. "Did your mother throw yours out? Too bad, cos you'd be a millionaire today."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

3. "They're not just for kids anymore!"
4. "Graphic novel" (bonus points if it's used to describe a serialized story or collection thereof) or "sequential art"

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

5. "As Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons demonstrated in their groundbreaking 'Watchmen'..."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

6. "Batman grows up in the dark and ultraviolend 'Dark Knight Returns'."

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

7. A quote from Art Spiegelman, "author of the Pulitzer Prize-winning MAUS, the book that proved once and for all that comics can be capital-A Art."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeez, I can't even spell 'ultraviolent.' I go to the back of the class now...

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I want to make an ultraviolet comic.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Not only do they appeal to base and purient interests, but they cause skin cancer too!

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

But dude, they make the trippiest posters for when you're high.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone should really make a Dr. Strange blacklite poster.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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