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In a life-threatening scenario of your own design, what GALLANT, masked or otherwise, would you most want to rescue you from these perilous straits?

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Doop.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Lou Pearlman

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 May 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Gwen Stacy

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, why can't I close bold tags? I'm never going to bold anything again.

Anyhoo, yall are supposed explain your dire circumstances and how your hero saves you!

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Friday, 28 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Doop floats into my office with a bottle of Coke and 2 bottles of JD. We close the office door & get blotto while playing Leisure Suit Larry games. After a while, we hit the downtown Hartford bars, pick up some Hartfordiennes, go to the Gentlemen's Club on the Berlin Tnpk., invite the dancers back to "my place," steal booze from the strip club, rent a room @ some motel, and get it on.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose Jack & cokes could be life-threatening if you drank enough of them. It would help if you were on the roof or something, though.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm about to go on the roof if Doop doesn't get here soon!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking a dip in the Atlantic, am caught in a riptide that pulls my struggling body past the breakers. Going under for the third time, I'm pulled back to shore and given mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by the lovely Ms. Stacy. (Basically, sub Gwen into a "Baywatch" scene, including a slo-mo sprint across the beach into the water.)

Not sure if she's a clone or the retconned original, but no matter. We build a bonfire, make s'mores, talk about significant exes and psychotic stalkers, and begin a torrid relationship.

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Friday, 28 May 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I would want Batman to save me, but it would have to be a dark/brooding Batman. As [Evil bad-guy] drops me off the edge of a Gothem sky-scraper, Batman wings by and catches me, swinging me to safety and as I say, "Wheeee!!" because I'd probably get a roller-coaster feeling in my stomach.

― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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