Which superheroes smoke weed?

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Explain your answers. Except for Dr. Strange; that pretty much explains itself.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

The Fantastic Four:

Reed - No. He says he doesn't dare risk his brain cells.
Ben - No. Alicia gets high all the time though, and tells him its incense. He completely believes this.
Johnny Storm - Constantly.
Sue - Sometimes, with Johnny. But she always brings him down by bitching about her husband and kid.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Galactus - Obviously: that's how he came up with that hat, and the Silver Surfer.

Dr. Doom - Yeah. That mask is totally rigged up to a bong, dude. And his cape and tunic are smokable.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Superman - a couple times back in j-school. Then his x-ray vision went crazy and he had to stop.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Green Lantern smokes out of a bong created with his power ring.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Green Lantern Corps:

Hal Jordan: tried it once, had a bad trip, went crazy and attempted to destroy the universe
Guy Gardner: on weekends
John Stewart: only for his glaucoma
Mogo: Hell yeah. Have you ever seen a Pink Floyd laser show? Imagine if that was YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
Kyle Rayner: straight-edge emo cornball

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― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

G'nort probably smokes his fur.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Huk completely beat me to it. Although he left out the part about Hal only doing it after seeing how much Ollie enjoyed it.

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Thor: Never.
Hercules: Only when drunk.
Balder: Constantly, because it's all-natural.
Fandral and Volstagg smoke socially on occasion; Hogun only deals.

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

swamp thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha...now I'm imagining a young Clark Kent first becoming aware of his powers while high and just thinking he was freaking out.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Beast (Dr. Hank McCoy, PhD) - He's the "cool prof." type, who's prone to indulge with a few select students at private get-togethers or with a special lady-friend after they've caught the latest in Iranian cinema at the Film Center.

FLASHES - Barry and Jay would get together, talk shop, and trade "flash facts" over joint. Jay continued this with Wally, but only when Wally was certain Linda would never figure out.

― Richard Baez (Johnny Logic), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

definitely beast.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

surely a young bruce wayne tried thai stick on his travels.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

also, GREEN arrow

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

THASS A GIMME, S1OCK1!!!!

― Richard Baez (Johnny Logic), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Titania: Yep.
Absorbing Man: Would like to, but is afraid that Titania might roll and smoke him afterward.

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Fandral and Volstagg smoke socially on occasion; Hogun only deals"
—burst out laughing upon reading this and got irritated looks from other coffee shop patrons.

at outsiders meeting, Geo-Force and Metamorpho would sneak out with Halo and use their powers to get ker-ay-zee fukked up, to the disapproval of Katana, Black Lightning and Batman.

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Captain America: NO! NOT NOW NOT EVER!
Bucky: Every day.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.surewest.net/collette/images/rodcomic1.jpg

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

bruce banner likes to toke up, to lessen his chances of hulking out.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

NO WONDER THE HULK IS GREEN LOL.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

So does grey Hulk = bad stash?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

no, shrooms

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, cuz doesn't Grey Hulk speak in real sentences?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Teen Titans:

Robin: Wants to, but not when he has to go home to Ace the Bat-Hound
Aqualad: How do spark one up underwater?
Kid Flash: Smokes only in secret ID to deal with relative glacial pace of life in Blue Valley, Nebraska.
Wonder Girl: Have you seen who she married? Do you have to ask?
Speedy: Duh.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Wonder Girl / Troia / nu-Wonder Woman is the sort that'd get ripshit at an office party and make out with the hot temp in the stairwell.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S A FACT!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

THAT HOT TEMP WAS ME!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of superheroes and weed, you might want a spliff handy:
http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/2006/2006_Individual/2006_06/001145.php

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Martian Manhunter: has deep-set red eyes, snacks frequently, owns and plays a didgeridoo, you do the math.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Daredevil is blind, has a medicinal marijuana card, and "fights crime" in and around San Francisco a lot.

He got arrested for sneaking chicken pot pie, weed krispie treats, and funky fudge purchased at his fave pot store in SF on the plane.

Claims he didn't know the card wasn't valid outside of SF.

In jail now, apparently. Or was in jail.

― sheep sheet (serious sheet), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

X-Stoners:

Charles Xavier - yes, when he was younger.
Cyclops - no, until very recently when Emma "convinced" him to give it a shot
Jean Grey - yeah, but not with any great frequency
Beast - sure, when he's feeling like a Hindu Sex God
Archangel - Warren gets high a lot, really high quality stuff.
Iceman - of course!
Storm - Yes, but not as much as in the past.
Nightcrawler - No, not his thing.
Colossus - Not his scene either.
Wolverine - has little effect on him because of his power, so he's not really into it
Banshee - no, he's a cop
Kitty Pryde - she's done it here and there, but isn't really into it
Rogue - yes, to fit in
Rachel - rarely, telepaths prefer cocaine
Magneto - yes, most definitely
Psylocke - yes, Warren on the hookah hook-up!
Longshot - yes, he looks like Garth Algar without glasses!
Dazzler - sure, but she prefers pot brownies cos smoking is bad for her singing voice
Havok - yes, as a form of rebellion against Cyclops
Polaris - yes, of course
Jubilee - yes, behind the mini-mall
Forge - big time stoner, this is why he never gets anything important done with that amazing power of his
Gambit - MAIS OUI MON AMI!
Bishop - dude's a total narc, of course not
Cable - pretty narcish too, but used to get stoned when he was a young psychic cyborg revolutionary
Cannonball - yes, but only after dating Boom Boom. Now he's the Matthew McConnoughey of the X-Men, naked bongo playing and all.
Dr. Cecilia Reyes - no, kind of a square
Maggott - dude was constantly high, RIP BUDDY
Marrow - yeah, but not often, Morlocks are more into crystal meth
Emma Frost - definitely
Beak - total stoner
Angel - ditto
Stepford Cuckoos - no, no, no, yes (Sophie), yes (Esme)
Fantomex - oui

― Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Plus, new members:

Warpath - yes, also kind of a boozer
Mystique - they may have well have called it the Brotherhood of Evil Stoners
Sabretooth - prefer cannibalism

― Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Forge - big time stoner, this is why he never gets anything important done with that amazing power of his

DUDE'S GOT A PONYTAIL.

Sabretooth - prefer cannibalism

DID YOU SEE THOSE DREADS HE WAS SPORTIN' DURING GRANT'S RUN? OF COURSE HE DOES - HAIRSTYLE NEVER LIES!

― Richard Baez (Johnny Logic), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

In a bizarre twist of fate, Green Arrow does not! "All you need to get 'high' is some Queen family chili!" he pontificates, while wagging his FINGER. "And besides - SNOWBIRDS DON'T FLY!!"

Arsenal doesn't either. All the weed does is make him hunger for the SKEZAG.

Not sure about the all-new Speedy. Brownies possibly.

― Vic F (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Huk: please inform us as to the proclivities of Cyborg, Changeling, Raven, Starfire and Jericho.

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

LOBO SMOKES GRYXZABJO 6. ITS KINDA LIKE WEED.

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey never, Minnie a few times in college and might at a party if she though Mick would never find out.
Donald and Daisy use it as a marital aid.
Goofy is the dealer.
Horace Horsecollar is the supplier.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

"You know all the answers, Green Arrow. Well, what's your answer - TO THIS!!?!" screams Hal as he waves a giant SPLEEF.

― Vic F (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Martian Manhunter: has deep-set red eyes, snacks frequently, owns and plays a didgeridoo, you do the math.

PLUS: IS GREEN

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Cyborg - Never. He's seen what drugs do to the innocent kids in today's urban ghettos. Besides, the shame and disappointment would KILL his father.
Changeling - UH TOTALLY ALL THE TIME. Apart from the constant wackiness leavened with tiny bouts of wracking self-doubt, dude: IS GREEN.
Raven - no, just burns mystic scented herbs and meditates. Everyone thinks she's blazing up, but she's happy to preserve her mystery by not correcting them.
Starfire - doesn't affect her alien metabolism, doesn't need it anyway.
Jericho - just to loosen up when he gets chicks over, not really by himself.
Terra - yeah obv.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Titans Tower? Giant bong.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

jericho is a TOTAL stoner. look at those mutton-chops.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, ol' Koriand'r looks as if she would know what to do on the beach at midnight around a campfire if Roy or Garth sidled up to her. "um. okay, let's just make sure my uptight boyfriend DICK doesn't see."

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've given it some thought, and I think that I was wrong about Magneto. He doesn't smoke weed, though he maybe did a bit when he was younger.

― Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

I like the idea of Forge spending 99% of his time inventing superbongs and useless devices that he thought up when he was high.

― Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

She-hulk is green; does she smoke?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

I like the idea of Forge spending 99% of his time inventing superbongs and useless devices that he thought up when he was high.

hahaha!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

Like that article in The Onion where the college kids made the pool table into a bong -- Forge has made a bong that can play pool.

― business up front, party entrance at side door (mike h.), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

Beak no way, his body is a temple!

― shane mcgrath (jackie susann), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe nobody mentioned these guys

http://www.islandting.com/g-man/images/g_man_01.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

maybe its what brought Luke Cage and Danny Rand together?

which super villains smoke, other than Galactus?

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

Mysterio!

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I think I screwed up with Beak too, though I think he dropped the straight edge thing when he ended up with Angel.

― Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

"which super villains smoke, other than Galactus?"

The Joker laughs at everything, you know? The Creeper, too.

Oswald Cobblepot - ah, probably not. Maybe at prep school.

Two Face - coin toss, really (fnarr)

Riddler - gets baked and makes up corny jokes.

Killer Croc - Not really, he needs something stronger. Chews a lot of Jimson.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

come on, beak and angel were totally getting high out in the woods.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

The Inhumans are the most stoned superteam ever. If Black Bolt's awake, he's high.

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

hmm…which race of Kirby-kreated demigods is the most stony:

the Eternals
the Deviants
inhabitants of New Genesis
or
inhabitants of Apokolips?

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

Blackagar Boltagon is so fucked up he can't talk…

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

And when he does, he's WAY TOO LOUD.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Etrigan the Demon: Speaks in Rhyme=Smokes the Grime

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Frightful Four? More like the FRIEDful Four!

Wizard: Dude never touches the ground.
Medusa: All confused and shit. Never can remember if she's good or bad.
Sandman: Puts me to sleep, knowwhutimean.
Paste Pot Pete: What the hell do you think?

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Justice League International:

Batman: Totally high whenever he visits the JLI. Check out his weird grin.
Oberon: Why do you think he's always volunteering for monitor duty? Dude gets paid to watch A MILLION TVs.
Mr. Miracle: There's no room for doped-up brain when you're wearing 90-lbs of chains, locked in a safe, at the bottom of Metropolis Harbor.
Big Barda: She wears bunny slippers.
Booster Gold: Played college football. Claims to be from the future. Rocks a popped collar AND goggles. Sounds like my brother. Who likes a little doobage.
Blue Beetle: Indubitably.
Rocket Red #7: Was a Manhunter robot. Get real.
Rocket Red #4: What's a russian or ukrainian word that rhymes with chronic?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Fire: She's green and blazing.
Ice: Only because she likes to please Fire.
Maxwell Lord: Xanax and Scotch
Dr. Light: NOT A REAL CHARACTER (sorry)
Captain Marvel: Roy Thomas wouldn't let him, but Judd Winick prolly will.
Dr. Fate: Dude, he can write prescriptions. Have you seen his house?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ice: Only to please Fire, but never when Guy Gardner's around. He beats* her enough as it is.

* With a giant green boxing glove made of cosmic energy.

― barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Aquaman's spliff kept on going out. For some reason...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5687/624/400/batman_134_08.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Someone dosed Batman's latte.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

The Mexicans could very well be hallucinations as well. When I hallucinate, I see my ancestors in horridly stereotypical dress (as seen above) and in sepia tones.

― Richard Baez (Johnny Logic), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

European:
Asterix and Obelix: NOW we know what was that Magic Potion!!!!

Tin Tin: not him but Captain Haddock? Only when agitated, and the Thompson Twins? YOU BET THEY DID! Never wondered whythey were so slow?

PS
sorry, just test driving, feel free to delete the first 2

― bonkabonk (bonkabonk), Sunday, 23 July 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

My friend once came up with an elaborate theory, with examples, that the Pirates were the big tokers in Asterix. Can't remember how it went.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 23 July 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Donna Troy is stoned ALL THE TIME.

― J (Jay), Sunday, 23 July 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ikestoys.com/images/figures/batmanjointaction.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, completely assembled. I likes to roll my own...

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Every New God ever.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2003/july30/highfather.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

young Orion looks cranky, as admittedly most Apoklyptians do. And yet, all the awesome shit you can get in New Genesis never chilled him out.

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

haha highfather

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Spider Man: dude smoked some "Love Boat" and climbed the walls.

His "Spider Sense" is deeply ingrained drug paranoia

― Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Saturday, 2 September 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

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