COFFIN JOE

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In my bid to start yet another thread wherein no one will respond:

Last week, IFC (that's the Independant Film Channel for all you non-cablians / Canadians) showed three Brazilian films directed by & starring José Mojica Marins as, if you haven't figured it out, COFFIN JOE. (His actual name is "Zé do Caixão," but I guess it's COFFIN JOE en Anglais.)

COFFIN JOE is this top-hatted cape-wearing undertaker that doesn't cut his fingernails. He likes to harass townsfolk with polemics about God non-existance, & is jonesing to find some perfect comely lass to father the perfect child. He confronts the townsfolk at least 10 times during each film, & whenever someone steps up to take him down, the following happens:

- close up of his eeeevil eyes
- his eyes turn BLOODSHOT OH NOES
- he beats the shit out of / burns / stabs / defenestrates the town's strongman, then paraphrases Nietschze as the frightened townfolk cower beneath his evil gaze

The films are awkward as hell - part Universal Horror, part Ed Wood, part Reefer Madness - but there's plenty to appreciate (depending on your tolerance for this sort of schlock), & if Wikipedia's any sort of reliable on this topic, the films were wildly popular in their home country & spawned a COMIC SERIES. There are actually panels of the comic shown during the title sequence of his 3rd flick.

My question: WHERE IS THIS STUFF? HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

David R., Monday, 23 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Or we can make this into a thread about foreign comic phenomena that never made it into your country.

David R., Monday, 23 July 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

My question: WHERE IS THIS STUFF? HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

The DVD notes of the first film contained a funny book Coffin Joe adventure, if I recall correctly ('twas lent to me by a pal a few years back). I can't recall whether Joe figured in the story or whether he played a role similar to the Cryptkeeper...

ALSO - IF YOU'VE READ JAIME HERNANDEZ' "WIGWAM BAM" (CUZ EVERY TOPIC LEADS BACK TO L & R): You'll see Jaime's rendition of good ol' Coffin Joe while Hopey's flipping through channels.

R Baez, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

JUST ADDED ALL THREE TO MY DVD PULL LIST.

Dr. Superman, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE

David R., Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS ON MY COFFEE TABLE

Dr. Superman, Saturday, 28 July 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

ACTUAL EXCHANGE

Coffin Joe: I killed your brother.
Perfect Woman Candidate: I want to be yours.

bowchickabowbow

David R., Saturday, 28 July 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

Will my 14-y-o nephew like it?

Dr. Superman, Saturday, 28 July 2007 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

He loved it! (i think--maybe he was just trying to seem cool) I liked it a lot myself. Very INSANE. It's like an awful Wizard of Oz where everything's black and white, and then he goes to Hell and it's GO GO TECHNICOLOR!

Dr. Superman, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)


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