WHITHER THE MANTLE OF PAPA SPANK???

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(THIS IS THE BIT WHERE I RAMBLE.)

Having pondered my initial response during a recent excursion to Parts Unknown, Texas, my point of view has undergone a u-turn (quite a common phenomenon for we who prize our thoughts as superficial) - OF COURSE, Batman is perfect grist for the perpetual motion "Who's Blue In The DCU?" crossover event (currently calling itself COUNTDOWN TO FINAL CRISIS)! One imagines his demise will prove a power chord driven martyrdom, a double splash-page of J. G. Jones melodramatics (the kind denied poor Barda, sez my churlish inner fanboy) likely to recoup the considerable financial losses of COUNTDOWN in one fell swoop.

Death being most often a pin-point and rarely a terminus in these here four-color existences, has the determined lad who went from filial grief to lifting that entire weight one-handed within three panels final escaped the cycle of cause-and-effect? Not likely, but you knew that. Thus, extrapolating upon a rumor, the fanciful notion of Bruce Wayne becoming the new Deadman strikes me as a distinct possibility. With this A) Vertigo gets, once again, the middle finger from DiDio and B) the Nanda Parbat fixation that Morrison goes on about gets concrete (if non-corporeal) results.

So - with our beloved Dark Avenger now adrift in Neal Adams Nirvana, WHITHER THE MANTLE OF PAPA SPANK?

U-DECIDE! (listed in order of most to least likely)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Werner Herzog 3
Thomas Wayne (who never really died, it turns out) 3
Grant Morrison 1
Leee 1
Metron 1
D-Man 1
Jason Todd 0
Dick Grayson 0
Mystery, Master Of The Pick-Up 0
The Goddamn Batman (induction into the DCU proper in COUNTDOWN: ARENA!) 0
Luba! 0
Ray Palmer 0
Bat-Mite 0
The current Robin, whose name I forget0


R Baez, Saturday, 10 November 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

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The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 11 November 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

i don't understand this poll

Jordan, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

now that it's not gonna happen, i'm kinda sad

Dr. Superman, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know if I should be encouraged that I placed in this.

Leee, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kinda disappointed that no one, including myself, opted for Luba. I went with the guy who once nearly shot "Nasty" Kinski's dad.

R Baez, Thursday, 6 December 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

RE: DIDIO'S NOOZARAMA INTERVIEW ABOUT BATMORRISON

One of my personal favorites was the “Batmen Around the World” mystery where we saw all of those characters along with Batman and Robin. You don’t realize how strong or how deep Batman’s love for the lore of the character really is.

Don't count Morrison out yet!

R Baez, Monday, 31 March 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

RE: BATMAN #677, WHICH I JUST GOT AROUND TO READING

Thomas Wayne (who never really died, it turns out)

Moz steals from the best.

R Baez, Friday, 6 June 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)


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