i'm going to talk about crisis on infinite earths again

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but is the world ready for the resulting armageddon 2001 pocket novel??

chi a, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 02:54 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmm, it's either that or the "Kooey Kooey Kooey" saga.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 02:56 (twenty-four years ago)

three years pass...
does anyone know if this is available as a trade or collected omnibus of some sort? i went to a comics store the other day and saw these "crisis on multiple earths" volumes that sent my antennae up but as it turns out they're just golden-age multiverse stories, crisis precursors if you will.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 October 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if i recall correctly, there were actual "crisis" comics as well as crossovers in almost every other dc title of the time. do i recall correctly? does this theoretical omnibus contain just the crisis-proper ones or all the crossover stuff?

does it even exist?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 October 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, of course there's a Crisis On Infinite Earths trade, collecting all 12 issues (no cross-overs though, I don't think any of them havae been collected, and some "crossover" issues were just one panel where some character says something like "Hmm, how come the sky is red?" or something). I think it costs about $45 Cdn, so look for a decent used one if you can, but it's definitely worth it. A great read, even though, y'know, you'll ask yourself questions like "Who is this Arion and why should I care?" and there are no good answers.
There are several, unofficial I believe, handbooks or companions, and somewhere online there's a very thorough annotated Crisis, so if you don't like to look at drawings, you could just read those and pretty much get the whole thing.

Huk-L, Thursday, 21 October 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The first @Crisis On multiple Earths' trade is a good way to chart the coming of camp across the DCU, as it starts off with the occasional twist of wry humour and the stories not making sense in places and ends with everything being FAB-GEAR-GROOVY in a painfully strained way, with every page obviously designed to be laughed at by a phantom adult. It's really tough to read the last couple of stories in there...

Vic Fluro, Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The first story in the C on M E is maybe the stupidest comic story I've ever read! The SSofV story following it is pretty good though.

Huk-L, Friday, 22 October 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
I was going to start a whole new Crisis thread but I thought I'd revive this one instead to ask my questions:

i) were any ILC-ers 'there', i.e. reading DC before and then during the Crisis? (I only started reading DC post-Crisis, i.e. IT WORKED)

ii) what if anything remains of the 'single universe' thing in DC Continuity, and how does it actually effect storytelling?

iii) Crisis - classic or dud? (as a comic)

iv) the effects of Crisis - classic or dud? What did DC gain and lose from it?

v) Should there be a Crisis 2?

Yes, I know those are quite big questions. Sorry.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 31 January 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

iii) Crisis - classic or dud? (as a comic)

Dud. it's more or less unreadable. The art is great, but the page layouts are awful, so each page is full of too many fussy little pictures, making the eye want to do anything other than read it.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 31 January 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

i) yo. And I was just finally getting my head around the concept of Multiple Earths when the whole thing came crashing down. I mean, why did they publish Who's Who, which very definitively outlined the whole Multiverse concept at the same time they were destroying it? WHY!?!

ii) the most significant thing (i can think of) is how it affects the Golden Age heroes, who are, by necessity, tied in to WWII. But luckily, weird science and hinky magic explanations aboud as to how fellows like Jay (Flash) Garrick, Alan (Green Lantern) Scott and Ted (Wildcat) Grant are still in crimefighting condition, some 60 years after their debuts. I know there was some Hypertime thing, which essentially replaces the Multiple Universe idea with Alternate Timelines, introduced in the Kingdom Come follow up, Kingdom, but I don't think it's actually been used that much. Though in Superman/Batman, there's some wild alternate-timeline craziness going on, and it's a lot of fun.

iii) classic, still the highwatermark for Cosmic Shenanigans.

iv) DC gained a fresh start on some of their most convoluted histories, though in the case of Superman, they've managed to make them just as convoluted all over again. In terms of the post-Crisis Batman, the changes were far subtler. Wonder Woman, meanwhile, got the shaft by being completely stricken from the DC timeline, not to appear in "Man's World" until the Legends event the following year. Post-Crisis, The Flash got exactly what the character needed, a brand new life. Wally West as the Flash remains the best outcome of the Crisis as it managed to bridge the Silver and the Current Ages beautifully, and finally fulfilled the rarely-voiced implications of the very notion of teen sidekicks.

v) I don't think a new Crisis is needed, I think what's needed is for comic nerds to lighten the fuck up. But if we can get an awesome Worlds Will Live, Worlds Will Die space epic, I'll be down.

Huk-L, Monday, 31 January 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

It's a really dense, beautiful comic, IMHO, full of iconic moments (Flash and Supergirl's deaths, the Spectre's hand, Psycho Pirate's "Only I remember..."). I've also always found it rather haunting, for the fact that it is, effectively, unknowable and makes no sense whatsoever. It's like a beautiful headache.

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

You know, I very nearly dug out my trade of Crisis at around 2 a.m. last night (this morning). But I didn't.
But yeah, that whole ungraspable nature of it is part of what makes it great. I was like 8 or 9 when it happened, and it was just beyond my ken, but when I reread it a year ago at 27, it wasn't a whole lot more transparent, but that didn't make it any less enjoyable.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

i) were any ILC-ers 'there', i.e. reading DC before and then during the Crisis? (I only started reading DC post-Crisis, i.e. IT WORKED)

I only hopped over to DC after John Byrne hopped over to Superman, so technically I started reading DC post-Legends. Crisis was always this important mythical thing where Important Characters Died & such, so I always held it in high esteem. My mom bought me the series (the original issues! they never TPBed it until recently, the schmendricks) for my 13th or 14th birthday, maybe sooner. [Answer to be continued in iii).]

ii) what if anything remains of the 'single universe' thing in DC Continuity, and how does it actually effect storytelling?

Huk OTM re: the Golden Age characters. This might overlap w/ my answer to iv), but the only true effect I can see re: Crisis is the need for every moment to Mean Something and Matter - there's no room for Earth 2 shenanigans, everything has to follow a linear timeline & adhere to continuity (whatever the hell it is). It probably kept writers from letting stuff fly, unless they're continuity bloodhounds lookin' to revamp / transmogrify unused charaacters, OR recast odd goings' on in some more "sensible" light.

iii) Crisis - classic or dud? (as a comic)

I have fond memories of it - the art's purty (especially w/ Jerry Ordway inking Mr. Perez), and the story (when it wasn't dealing with x-over related plot stuff) was grandiose and epic. The Anti-Monitor was cool, too. The regular Monitor & Harbinger - not so cool. (Does Harbinger's recent death in S/B have any impact on this impending Crisis? Was there something in Crisis that explains this, perchance?)

iv) the effects of Crisis - classic or dud? What did DC gain and lose from it?

When I first read it, I was all for continuity & referential integrity & "realism" in my tales of cosmic & super-heroic derring-do, so Crisis got the big thumbs up from yours truly. Really, though, all that matters (to me, now) is making the CHARACTERS realistic - the stories can be as wacky and out-there as they want, but if the characters are equally unhinged, then something's lost. (Thanks, Grant!) The idea of Crisis is fine & all, but DC lost a bit of its charm & innocence in trying to "simplify" its backstory & align their brands and characters more w/ the Marvel way of things (which is probably the point @ which the Big Two officially turned their backs on the non-Direct Market outlets and started catering to 30-year-olds & investors).

Also, officially hitting REBOOT on characters seems like a lazy cop-out, even if they were able to bring on talented folk (Perez on Wonder Woman, Byrne on Supes, Frank Miller on Batman) to do the dirty work. And, fittingly, they've been in a state of relative flux ever since - they're STILL trying to fix Superman, Green Lantern's gone through a slew of "fixes" and "changes", the Justice League has expanded & contracted a few times, and let's not talk about the Legion, let alone ZERO HOUR - so I don't know if they gained a damn thing. The fact that they're at once going further up their own ass to fix their multiple fixes while simultaneously hearkening back to the good old days of sci-fi closets and monkey robot fun - I'm not sure if this is a sign of strength or a cry for help.

v) Should there be a Crisis 2?

Sure, why not? It's a total capitulation to fanboys & girls everywhere that're chock-full of trivial minutae & emotional investment in pieces of paper, but I'm one of them, so I'm game. I don't think they'll be getting anyone else to give a rat's ass, though - "Hey, teenagers & pre-teens! We're celebrating the anniversary of an event that happened before you were born! Come join us!" (Also, w/ Geoff Johns @ the helm, I fear readers will be steamrolled by more DC "history" than folks will be willing to handle.) (I can only speak for myself, though.)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

i) sorta, i remember getting them at the gas station we generally went to to get comics, i remember it was definitely an event but i think i took for granted it was just your normal every couple of years event, a big deal but not a BIG deal. even ICONS DYING didn't mean that much cuz we knew they could come back and probably would (it was still neat to see just who died). the jampacked wtfness of it was a plus at the time i think, going 'who's that' was a huge part of the appeal. to be honest the 'who's who's that came out around then (the marvel esp.) were a much bigger deal to us.

ii) i read superman in the sixties a couple of years ago and just now dipping back into dcu i'll think 'wait, why are the kents still alive? didn't they die after they caught that pirate cold when they went back in time with superman to dig up pirate treasure? what gives?' and then i'll think 'hmm, crisis i guess'.

iii) classic, it makes no fucking sense to me

iv) what daver sez, ditching age old daffiness loses alot of the dc charm, simplifying would seem to be a move toward the kids market but it sure didn't work out that way.

v) eh, nah.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

I can pretty much pick and choose from other peoples' answers, but the sum-up:

1) Yeah, although I was reading more Marvel than DC at the time. DC comics were more expensive, by 15 cents (not a lot, but then again, it's 25%), and the characters I liked most always seemed to be in the lamest stories, and vice versa. I mostly read DC Comics Presents, which was like Marvel Team-Up with Superman.

2) Other answers are better than what I could cobble together with the couple minutes of internet time I've got handy.

3) Classic, but I doubt it works as classically if you come into it without at least some of the frame of reference of the audience it was written for.

4) DC needed to be much, much better planned, and the transition from pre- to post-Crisis should have been seamless and consistent instead of the patchwork we got, little of which seemed designed with any kind of long-term thinking.

5) There can't be. The preconditions simply don't exist. There are no infinite earths on which to set a Crisis 2. Should there be a reboot? That's probably what "Crisis 2" would amount to ... and I don't know. I'd be fine with it if it were well-planned, but it seems unlikely in light of the All-Stars stuff.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

4) DC needed to be much, much better planned, and the transition from pre- to post-Crisis should have been seamless and consistent instead of the patchwork we got, little of which seemed designed with any kind of long-term thinking.

Yeah, that's the other think - like blount says, the aim was to SIMPLIFY the DC Universe. But instead of actually, y'know, cleaning house, they just opened up a closet and shoved all the crap they were supposed to pitch in the trash inside there while still possessing the chutzpah to refer TO the crap in the closet in this new "neater" universe.

The more I think about it, the more I think DC was (is?) in desperate need of having their ride p!mped - duct tape & roof tar can only go so far.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

i) I'm a post-Crisis DC man...but only just. All the retcons didn't come into effect immediately, the Hawkman one took years.

ii) Theoretically it's still a single universe with one history, as re-iterated in Zero Hour. Of course the Hypertime shenannigans at the end of the Kingdom made that all moot and we're back to square one. There's also some fallout from the Book of Magic mini and the various Armageddon minis (the Linear Men don't make any sense anymore and they didn't make much to begin with!) and DC One Million fun as it was fucked things up beyond all recognition if you ask me.

iii) Classic in all of it's melodramatic, hyperbolic glory.

iv)pro - We could be sure who was doing what at any given time. Useful for writers I'd imagine. con - The history went. Loads of classic stories became non canon. And some of the retcons took years to play out in all their horrifically overplayed detail (LSH anyone?)

v) Why not? It would be interesting to see whether anyone can write that king of epic story still.

Morrison would be a good bet IMO, but if DC wouldn't let anywhere near Supes a few years back they were never going to let him reboot the entire multiverse (Although rumour has it that he's partially responsible for Hypertime, so it might have been a good thing); and he's busy with Seven Soldiers of Victory so probably doesn't need to be disturbed.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 4 February 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

he's busy with Seven Soldiers of Victory so probably doesn't need to be disturbed.

I imagine that's almost the point of SSoV!
DC Boss#1: Listen, we're going to do a new Crisis, totally revamp and redefine things for the next fifty years
DC Boss #2: You know who's been champing at the bit to do something like this? Grant, it's practically all he talks about.
#1: Oh hell no.
#2: It would be great for sales.
#1: But no one could follow him...look at Joe Kelly!
#2: Good point. But if Grant gets wind of this project, he'll demand to be involved.
#1: We'll have to keep him occupied beyond belief so that he'll be so hammered with deadlines that he won't even notice the DCU has changed for five years.
#2: If only we had 6 or 7 characters we really didn't give a fuck about that we could hand him to do whatever he wants to with.
#1: Like who, Mr. Miracle?
#2: Or Zatanna!
#1: What about Klarion, the Witch Boy? Not even the Might Morrison could make him cool.
#2: I like the way you think, do have a sister?

Huk-L, Friday, 4 February 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

So, as we all know, Marv Wolfman has novelized COIE, but here's the kicker: It's narrated FIRST-PERSON, by Barry (the Flash) Allen!

more here:
http://marvwolfman.com/todaysviews.html

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

That's gonna make for a short book.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 7 February 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

So there I was in the future, where my crewcut was mystifyingly back in style...

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm rereading this. THinking about getting the novel. I need help.

Huk-L, Thursday, 10 February 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

I'd be worried the novel would destroy the mystique of the comic, by being cogent and actually understandable

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 10 February 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm just stoked for the whole Barry Allen narration angle. Especially since I just realized that except for #8, most of his appearances are either as an echo or whatever in the timestream or begging Psycho-Pirate for mercy.

Huk-L, Thursday, 10 February 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
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Huck, did you see this? Marv Wolfman writing Crisis novel.

-- Tep (icaneatglas...), February 25th, 2005.

I ordered it on Friday. I'm getting kinda giddy about reading it, even though the only comic novelization I've ever read (Stern's Death of Superman) was kinda naff.

also, Wolfman was a writer on JEM!
http://imdb.com/name/nm0938379/

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

"It was at that moment that I ran so fast I turned into a skellington! I assume things turned out okay, hoever. THE END"

Vic Fluro, Monday, 18 July 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

ILC should novelize a comics story. Like everybody gets assigned a page, and then we can sell it ot WB/DC for TEH BIG BUKCS

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

novelization?!

i still wanna find that "if" flash comic...

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Eep! Nerd significant cover alert!

http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/Oct05/t_JSAClassifiedCv4.jpg

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

OMG Psycho-Pirate is the only one who remembers Earth-2 Power Girl's b00bs!

kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

And a swollen face is a small price to pay for being the first person brave enough to go phbbbbbb-bbb-b-bb! in that window in her shirt!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Presumably Power Girl's superstrength is only as a direct consequence of having to carry that rack around...I'm guessing this is something she has in common with Wonder Woman.
http://www.bigtimecomics.com/images/Trade%20Paper%20Backs/DC/Wonder%20Woman%20Down%20To%20Earth%20TP%20-%20Large.jpg

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

The Psycho Pirate is rubbish. He is not a psycho and he is not a pirate. If the Justice League does not get him then Trading Standards (featuring Weights & Measures Man) will get him first.

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

I smell a new thread.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

There's a notice in my mailbox that there's a parcel for me at the post office! Crisis Novel here I come!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh, what was I expecting? Really, there's no one to blame but myself.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

It's that good?!?!?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Aside from the fact that it features "Jon Stewart" and "Obsideon", YES!!!
Finally, we get inside Barry Allen's head as he makes THE! ULTIMATE! SACRIFICE! and hear him say "Iris...will I ever see her again?" about a million times!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

So, um, I finished it over the weekend.
Kind of okay, definitely a companion to the comics, I think anyone not familiar with Crisis or the DCU in general would just be bored beyond belief (though I can't imagine why they'd be reading it in the first place, unless they were just casual Superman fans).
It reads like a rush job, which is too bad, since Wolfman seems to have some good ideas that would have been cool to see developed a bit more, and we don't really meet Wally West until near the end, and since his scene carries a lot of emotional whoopdedoo, it might have been better to have had Barry thinking about Wally more than Iris throughout the series.
Especially considering what a wreck Wally was just before the Crisis, and then Barry just up and split for the future. Nice father-figure there, Bar. And you talk smack about Ollie! At least Ollie TRIED to deal with his sidekick's post-ado depression. No wonder Wally testified against you.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

I found the COIE trade at the local library, so I finally read this whole thing. It was kinda silly and confusing, but with lots of nice bits. However, I found one thing about it a bit confusing... In the end of the story it is explained that only the heroes who were there battling Anti-Monitor at the beginning of time remember the multiple Earths and the timelines that existed before the Crisis, and for everyone else their memories and histories have been changed to include only one timeline and one Earth. However, in the Superman and Batman revamps that followed the Crisis they seem to take their new, post-Crisis origin stories as given, and they never mention that they used to have somewhat different histories before the Crisis. So did DC do some sort of retcon where even the heroes present at that battle against the Anti-Monitor forgot about the pre-Crisis timelines? Does this mean the Psycho-Pirate is the only one who remembers the pre-Crisis universe? (And has any writer besides Morrison made any use of Psycho-Pirate's pre-Crisis memories?) What about Pariah and Harbinger, do they still remember?

I know the whole thing was a bit of mess and I probably shouldn't except to find any coherence in it, but there's still have a few minor details that bother me:

* What did Monitor plan to do with the Psycho-Pirate? It seemed like he was part of Monitor's plan before the Anti-Monitor kidnapped him, but this plan was never explained.

* Also, what was Monitor's plan for Pariah? He mentioned that Pariah had some important role in his grand scheme, but all Pariah seemed to do was hang around the heroes and be miserable.

* When the Spectre and the Anti-Monitor battled, the multiverse broke into pieces and was reunited as one single universe. Why would their battle cause this to happen? The Spectre is supposed to be some sort of vessel of God, right? So does this mean it was God who picked up the pieces of the multiverse and made them into a single universe?

Tuomas, Monday, 12 January 2009 09:57 (sixteen years ago)


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