LURKERS DELURK!

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OK, so maybe creating a thread with an exclamatory title isn't the way to coax lurkers from the shadows. However, I did recieve an e-mail from a lurker, so I know you're out there. Don't be shy, say howdy, introduce yourselves, join the fun, etc etc etc.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, it's like ILC is all grown up now!

But yeah, lurkers, say hi if you like. Who do YOU think is the Identity Crisis killer? Did you like Blankets? Taking Sides: Love Hina vs Maison Ikkoku, Giant Scorpions vs Drowning, Watchmen vs Dark Knight Returns, Crumb vs Pekar.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the Identity Crisis killer, BTW.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Only because I'm controlling your mind with an army of psychic micro-ants.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We already got Leon Czolgosz here.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait - LEON'S the IC killer?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the OC killer.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Fear is the mindkiller.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I lurk around here constantly but post rarely since I don't regularly buy or read comics so don't have much to contribute. But there's lots of entertaining stuff on here, I liked the Worst Characters and Worst Plot Twists threads a lot.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What knows fear burns at the touch of my man-thing.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Giant-Size Man-Thing!

Huk-L, Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, we're really enticing the lurkers now.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

LURKERS! DELURK AND TOUCH MY MAN-THING!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It puts the lotion on Man-Thing or else it gets the ... um .. other thing.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

But what does it get if it puts the lotion on the Man-Thing? Lose-lose, dude!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The lotion should stop the burning.

But, anyway, I started reading comics again (after a 15-16 year hiatus) about a year ago. Do you want to hear the reason why I started again? It's a little embarrassing.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell! You've seen the Robin thread, between that and a few others I think we've built up embarrassment antibodies.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.magictrade.dk/images/kort/the_dark/Lurker.jpg

Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Friday, 12 November 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the cherry on top of the sundae that should convince the ILC lurkers to stay lurkers, methinks.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 12 November 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, but it's a *summon* card.

Seem to remember the FF fighting someone called the Lurker, but no luck on an image search.

And speaking as a semi-Lurker, it's nice reaping the benefits of ILC's enthusiasm, learning about and catching up on series & characters through the posts here.

Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Friday, 12 November 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The Identity Crisis thread is more entertaining than seeing Seth Cohen bagging and boarding an issue of Identity Crisis and making a joke about Plastic Man vs. Elongated Man on tonight's episode of "The O.C." Also, more pictures of Robin in compromising positions, please.

ng, Friday, 12 November 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Ragowski reads comix! Wicked!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 12 November 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I lurk around here constantly but post rarely since I don't regularly buy or read comics so don't have much to contribute.

Well that hasn't stopped me.

Oh wait, it has.

ILC's Creator aka Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 12 November 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did you start reading comics again Christine?

Tom (Groke), Friday, 12 November 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been lurking for a few weeks - this site is very funny.

I used to read Justice League, LSH, Morrison's Doom Patrol and all the X-Books in the late 80s but then stopped reading comics for ages and only recently started again. I currently read JSA, Flash, Hot Chicks of Prey and pick up odd trade paperbacks like mystique or She-Hulk or whatever. I used to read loads of indie stuff like Love and Rockets, Optic Nerve, Dirty Plottte etc too, but now I am happy just to stick to retarded superheroes.

I just cannot believe that the Atom killed Sue Dibney by stamping on her brain with his evil tiny feet.

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Christine, why?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(we thrive on embarassing here, clearly)

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ILC is my favorite place to laugh until I've broken something whilst reading about comics. I lurk because I am both new to western comics and lacking in witty one-liners.

Temporarily uncaring as to who the IC killer is due to weeping in a corner. (Okay not really, but me = loves the Bats. And I don't know enough about Ray Palmer's character to have any idea WTF his motive could be other than getting his ex to sleep with him again. Which would make stomping Sue Dibney's brain into some kind of stroke and making Tim Drake into an orphan kinda... excessive.)

And hell, you want embarrassing confessions? I buy Nightwing.

D. (echolalia), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Not for long, if the Grayson Theory is correct!

Welcome, Mark and D, glad you're here.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I just cannot believe that the Atom killed Sue Dibney by stamping on her brain with his evil tiny feet.

This is such a fantastic sentence. This is probably how they pitched IC.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There should be a Tshirt that reads "Don't blame me, I bought Nightwing!"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Mark C, I just started reading Hotties of Prey with the new issue. It's hot. And actually a really good read too. And I also read JSA (though I missed the new one because all the Identity Crisis-come-lately-nerds got to it first!) and Flash. We're friends now, you and me.

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Huk-L. I have been reading Babes of Prey since Gail Simone started - I always like Black Canary since old satellite era JLA - it is a good read - quite witty and well characterised, though I'm not sure about their new magic invisible aeroplane.

Actually I'm getting a bit bored of Flash and JSA at the moment - I'll wait and see what their new big storylines turn out to be like...

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had the hots for Black Canary since she was in Green Lantern/Green Arrow. I finally bought BoP after a discussion with my comic shop owner about how underused she was in Identity Crisis--basically, she's just there for Green Arrow to worry about--but I had to wait until War Games was over. I also have a very sexy issue of The Brave & The Bold where Batman and Black Canary team up against the Penguin and, uh, we get to see BC in her sexy underwear.

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Huck, if you enjoyed the latest BoP, you might want to check out the trade covering the issues when Gail Simone first took over, Birds of Prey: Of Like Minds. Starts with issue 56 and it's a fun ride (if this were a different board I would add the qualifier "if you can stand the gratuitous T&A", but that probably isn't a negative to 99% of people here.)

... and, yes, what Marc C. said.

D. (echolalia), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I'll add that to my "desirables" list.

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

! I would have thought that I Love Comics has much lower T&A tolerance than other comics boards.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

We only tolerate it if it's completely gratuitous.

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Huntress seems to have a magic device built into her pants which ensures that her cloak never obscures her ass.

The second story arc is fun too - Babs is arrested under the Patriot Act while BC goes globe trotting with a couple of psycho ultravixens (who are also, surprisingly, hot). I think they are releasing the trade of that next year.

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, what?

There's gratuitous T&A in in BoP? WHY DIDN@T ANYONE TELL ME BEFORE?

(plus I require Huk-L to find out which issue of B&B it is, scan it and send it to my gmail)

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It should be called Buttshots of Prey!
Sadly, I have no scanner, but here's the issue (#166)!
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1098/200/1098_2_166.jpg

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

MARK C YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH COMIC BOOK FUNNY

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 November 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey. I only check in every so often, since like n/a I don't read many comics, and when I do read comics they're not superhero comics. But this is a great board. Also many of my favorite posters are here. Including, apparently, Christine!

Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I lurk here but I only know some of the comic characters though watching movie/TV adaptations. I used to read them when I wz younger and but I stopped bcz in the last few years I got more interested in UK garage and the noise my vaccuum cleaner makes so I don't have much to contribute -- I'll prob buy some if I ever get to visit the london comic shops.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if I fully qualify as a lurker, having posted once or twice here and started a 1602 thread a few weeks back, but nonetheless I will heed this thread's call!
Like quite a few others upthread, I usually think I just don't read enough comics nowadays to join in fully with the discussions, so I'm more likely to contribute to I Love Music threads.

Still, 'twas not always thus. Like a lot of others here, I'm sure, my first comics love was 2000AD (started reading at Prog 263, with Robo Hunter and the Beast of Blackheart Manor on the front, and towards the tail-end of the Apocalypse War). From following 2000AD writers and artists (particularly Alan Moore and Brian Bolland) I got into some American comics too, and also came across the magazines which had to take the place now occupied by ILC - like Arkensword and especially Martin Skidmore's Fantasy Advertiser or FA, to which I was a keen subscriber for years. I couldn't believe it when I started seeing Mr Skidmore's name on ILX threads, but still wasn't totally sure it was him 'til discovering ILC. It was so nice to know he was still around, though - his magazine meant as much to me in my comics years as Melody Maker and John Peel would later when I really got into music.

Anyway, I went through things like Watchmen, Neat Stuff, Yummy Fur, Dark Knight, Cerebus, etc, but ended up giving up on all comics except Hate at about the age of 17/18 (my last 2000AD being Prog 750, as I thought it'd be a neat cut-off point and all I was reading was Dredd by that point).

I've drifted back into comics recently by catching up on Alan Moore things I'd missed out on, then ... ahem... "DK2", and am currently exploring a good few trades based on ILC recommendations.
Tom's entries about ABC Warriors and particularly Nemesis books one to four (though I'd pretend two didn't exist myself, just like Titan did) have really brought back the fond memories. Reminds me that I should have posted on that 'ultimate cliffhangers' thread about the episode in book four in which Torquemada beheaded Nemesis!
And they ended up with most disappointing cop-out I've ever seen "ha! tricked you with my ectoplasm clone!" (or whatever he was made out of...)

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

To our newer lurkers, with love: Welcome and introduce your greasy self, you nerd!

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
Christine never told us. :(

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...
I would like to formally invite Donwaldo (Beth P.'s hubby and one of my closest friends) to officially delurk. He has posted some over the years, especially to ILB. Donald, you are welcome here. It's your deadline week, so if you don't have time to delurk today, alright, but I hope you will choose to delurk soon. You've got funny stuff to say.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

okay, do you need to type 2 posts for the answer to show up?

Maria :D (Maria D.), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

I think there's just some delay re: the New Answers page getting updated, depending on when you posted & how long it's been since the NA data's been refreshed, or something.

PS - Howdy!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)


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