ILC Presents: Marvel Comics Solicitations

COMING SOON FROM MARVEL KNIGHTS:
SLAM #1 (of 42)
Brian Michael Bendis / Mark Millar (W)
(from a plot by Saul Williams & El-P)
Roger Cruz (Layouts)
Michael Lark (Finishes)
Greg Horn (Covers)

Down on the street, in the HEARTS and MINDS of teenagers, where BULLETS and BOMBS do no harm, a WAR is waged ... a war of WORDS!

BEAT versus RAP! BERNARD versus STREET POET RAY! ALLEN GINSBERG versus EMINEM! Turn on! Lean back! Step up! Lose yourself! MOSH! You'll see the best minds of your generation ... SPITTING HOT FIRE!

The GRAND POET of DIGUST, the MASTER of PHSYIOLOGICAL & PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR, the acclaimed director of THE FLY and SCANNERS, makes his Marvel in this original Graphic Novel illustrated by the art team that brought you the Distinguished Competition's SWAMP THING!

Mary-Jane Watson Parker is pregnant ... and she's CLIMBING the WALLS! LITERALLY! A web of terror is spun as Spidey watches his lovely wife transform into a CREATURE of unimaginable TERROR! And what happens when he finds out that he isn't the FATHER? And the only person he can turn to for help is ... SWARM?

WEST COAST AVENGERS REBORN!

by Snoop Dogg, Adam Sandler and Fred Durst.

then I thought, nah.

Normandy, 1942. The HOWLING COMMANDOS (lead by SGT. NICK FURY) storm the beaches! The Axis of Evil is falling! Victory is theirs! BUT THEN ... they fall through a RIFT in the SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM and find themselves transported to a STRANGE NEW WORLD where the Allies LOST WWII and this group of yahoos are forced to go toe-to-toe with ... WALT DISNEY!?! Get ready for this heart-stopping FUTURE SHOCKER from the people that brought you the ULTIMATE FUTURE SHOCK!

THE GALACTUS COOKBOOK: A Life of Planetary Epicureanism
Anthony Bourdain/Brian K. Vaughn (w)
John Cassaday (a)

Learn how to season, prepare, and wine-match a Class M planet from the master himself!

(x-post)

Ron Zimmerman / Kevin Smith (W) (based loosely on an idea by jel)
Bob Hall (P)
Al Milgrom (I)

Hollywood's BURNING UP! NOW GIMME SOME ACTION! A super-secret group of actors & performers joins forces when an upstart PRODUCTION COMPANY run by a certain CRIMSON-HEADED CRIMINAL threatens to RUIN their hedonistic pimptacular LIFESTYLE by greenlighting a series of LENI RIEFENSTAHL remakes! And the producers? THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT! We did it all for the NOOKIE - you can BANK on THAT! And wait until you see who's ASSEMBLED for this once-in-a-lifetime EVENT! You'll SHIZZLE in your NIZZLE!

What is the sound of two TREMENDOUSLY overrated ARTISTS COLLIDING? That's right true posers, faux-LESBIANS sticking to their GUNS in an epic STAND-OFF against the MAN.

Fuck that shit, give it up for BREAK THE CHAIN from the Marvel Music imprint! It came with a cassette that had KRS-One telling you when to turn the page!

When did that stuff come out?