Batman's Boner

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Just when you thought ILC couldn't get more juvenile!

http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/6.html

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

i am hyperventilating now

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that whay Batman has Robin around? To take care of his boners.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

HOW CAN HE FOPRCE YOU INTO A BONER!?!?!HAHAHAH

― one!, Friday, 4 March 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman06.jpg

Yep, laughing at my boner...reminds me of my career in amateur pornography...I...I...

I don't want to talk about it any more.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

i saw this earlier today, i think i laughed for 10 solid minutes. i think i am still laughing.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

"i'm worried about the boner he's preparing for YOU!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

"let's continue our study of the great boners of all time"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

can't...stop...giggling...

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 4 March 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Of course, this is absolutely outstanding.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

Pulling the boner of the year has me all fagged out! Fappo!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/JOlsen_159_04.jpg

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 March 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh my God my sides are killing me from laughing at this thing. Genius!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 4 March 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

still awesome

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

My favourite:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/25.html

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

Did you ever see such a happy bride?!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/BrianLaBelle/bettyandme16.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

http://comics.org/graphics/covers/1027/400/1027_4_125.jpg

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Good god, what's he watching? Beaches? What a pussy.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh, the things Curt Swan had to do for a paycheck.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I like how Superman's saddest day is the day on which he's forced to watch a chick flick rather than, say, the day his home planet exploded.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

See! The Death Of Krypton retold in the pulse-pounding epic "Superman's Third Saddest Day!"

― Vic Fluro, Friday, 22 July 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

That actually looked more Schaffenberg-y (sic) than Swan-y.

Also: I think Jimmy was showing him 8mm.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/BrianLaBelle/wtf.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/BrianLaBelle/webfluid.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

When did Aunt May turned into the Cryptkeeper?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

turn, ahem

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Wait wait wait - so would "Superman's Second Saddest Day!" be the day that Lois called out Jimmy's name while getting Supersized?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I like how Batman's in the background going, "Hmmm. Maybe just a little more on the chin, Momus."

(I was going to delete "Momus" from that joke but I'm losing my shit too hardcore.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Goddamnit, not while I'm at work, Dan! I'm going to get in trouble.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

i love hilarious comic panels & covers!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

http://216.87.86.136/istore/images/fullsize/02281023554.48.GIF

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

OMG Alf was still being published in 1991???

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Captain America looks so annoyed to be on that cover. "Fifty years... has it come to this?"

― Vic Fluro, Saturday, 23 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

omg that is hilarious hilarious. i'm dying.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

the batman one made me cry

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

BONER

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.kathleencullenfinearts.com/

under the artists listing, click on Mark Chamberlain.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

or here's a more direct link.
Not really SFW, btw.
http://www.artnet.com/artist/424157172/mark-chamberlain.html

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

THANKS FOR THE BELATED WARNING, YOU GIGANTIC JERKFACE

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

well it is art.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Gee, a link to an art site on a thread with the word BONER in the title wasn't work-safe? COLOR ME SHOCKED!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was going to be goofy! And it was, but not in a work-safe way! Smell my farts, Daver!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

OH WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!

(re: the pictures, not Dan's farts, which are probably more aesthetically pleasing than BATWANG is)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahaha if "BA-TWANG!" isn't an onomonpoetic punch-bubble sound-effect, I don't know what is!

― The Ghost of I Say This To Keep From Screaming (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4167032.stm
Holy Batwang!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

FAIR USE FAIR USE!

Fucking Time Warner pricks...

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Two years ago an artwork featuring Kylie Minogue's bottom was pulled from the Royal Academy's summer show after the singer's lawyers complained.

Eh, she's going to be needing that, mate!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

To be fair the art is totally shite.

Do you think DC wouldn't have complained if the Batknob had been a little larger?

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

To be fair the art is totally shite.

And, unless it was done 30/40 years ago, it's a pretty trite and played out concept. The only people who'll get excited about this are mothers of five-yr-olds and lawyers.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

it's a pretty trite and played out concept.
Agreed. It' John Currin for fanboys.

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

thirteen years pass...

BATWANG RETURNS (NSFW)

https://www.cbr.com/batman-damned-nude-dc-black-label/

― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 20 September 2018 17:27 (seven years ago)

can we crosspost that to "worst music writing"

― Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Thursday, 20 September 2018 18:02 (seven years ago)

JFC

― growing up in publix (morrisp), Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:38 (seven years ago)

I always imagined Batman with a bigger penis tbh

― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 September 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

It's like learning the truth about Santa, really.

― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

yeah santa’s dick was a real disappointment

― CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:39 (seven years ago)

Santa’s little helper in more ways than one amirite

― CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

It shakes when he laughs, iirc.

― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:01 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/lGBIvxh.jpg

― growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)

http://media.comicbook.com/2015/12/superman-punches-santa-claus-640x320-162269.jpg

― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 22 September 2018 00:52 (seven years ago)

Batman is cut.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:42 (seven years ago)

more like bruce wang

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)

I didnt c batmans dick but hes american so it makes sense that hes circ’d

― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 22 September 2018 02:17 (seven years ago)

And also that he's labret'd (we all have them)

― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 September 2018 03:20 (seven years ago)

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