I realize that the comics are a kind of visual equivalent of lightning bolt but for some reason what is so awesome as a band is quite terrible in comic form.
Proof? Imagine if the target commercial ran on a lightning bolt soundtrack, or even better, if their CD section was changed to all-lightning bolt, and their piped shopping music was lighting bolt all the time -- that would be awesome, like shopping in the middle of a fireworks rollercoaster.
Now imagine that every square inch of Target wallspace was plastered with pages from the ninja book. like shopping in a sea of baby vomit. (OK so not much changed from how Target is now)
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 September 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)