Superheroic Resurrections That "Made Sense"

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AKA THE SHORTEST ILC THREAD EVER (if it stays on topic). Thanks to Matthew P. for his question re: Green Arrow's return.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Jebus.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Sons of Gawd need not apply.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Jean Grey. (Sorry, but it does make sense even if it turned into something sucky.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Superman, mostly. (It made sense that he came back, because "being beaten to death" isn't a very convincing death for this guy. The explanation can't quite be said to not make sense, because there wasn't one really beyond "now he's not dead.")

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I forgot how the Superman resurrection actually happened - I guess he was just in a really really deep coma after Doomsday THOOMED him to death. Or maybe he was sick of fighting some crusty pseudo-Kirby jerk across Really Importan Splash Pages & just faked it.

"Wow, Doomsday, you sure are tough. Almost popped that blood capsule there w/ that last shot. THOOM! BOOM! WHAPAMOON! Sheesh. Get one energy blast already. Eff this crap - I'm bored, Jurgens is bored, Stern is bored, Louise is k-stiff, I don't want to know about Carlin, and DC could use the cash. I'll just take a siesta for a couple of months. Besides, I always wanted to grow a mullet."

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

They were very definite that he was "dead" -- that was the advance promise, that it wasn't a trick, he would really die, and after the fact they maintained that, "Yep, he was dead," but the resurrection really did just come down to, "... and now he's not." There was some vague heavenly handwaving with Clark and Pa Kent hanging out when Pa had a heart attack, and he just kind of came back to life.

(I think this is a contributor to the "Superman as more or less immortal" take we have now, what with Morrison's "He lives in the sun eight hundred centuries from now" and whatnot -- there was never that assumption before, that Superman was exceptionally long-lived and bulletproof to old age.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Oh, yeah! The super-special (Adventures of) Superman #500! W/ that intro scene where Supes & Pa Kent chat in the clouds! Yeah yeah yeah!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, now there's sort of the tenet that as he absorbs more and more solar energy, he's just going to become more and more powerful, perhaps even to the point where he develops SUPER-HYPNOTISM powers!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Jean Grey is the only one that ever makes sense to me because I like the whole Phoenix/White Hot Room thing.

They missed some great opportunities with Magneto this time around. They could've done a couple different cool things. For example, Morrison had Magneto using nano machines, right? They could've said that he had nanos in his blood that he programmed to rebuild his body in the event of severe injury/death. They could've done some dramatic thing with Magneto bursting out of his grave!

The other thing, which is an idea from a guy on Barbelith, was that Magneto could be with Jean Grey in the White Hot Room. They have some kind of philosophical discussion, and Jean is moved to resurrect him. She returns to life with the man who murdered her. She has forgiven Erik, but the rest of the X-Men refuse to accept him. He has once again to be Good Xorn Erik, but the X-Men's general refusal to let go and forgive him, to accept that the Phoenix has "burned away what does not work" in him makes him lose it again, and return to his megalomaniacal Magneto ways.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

(If Superman's corpse is as resistant to decomposition as his living tissue is to damage and disease -- and there's no real reason to think it wouldn't be, in the absence of any real explanation for how his powers work -- then his resurrection really does make more sense than most. It uses only information we knew in advance -- it doesn't have to introduce the alien clone thing like with Jean Grey, although Dan's right, that's one of the better ones -- it doesn't pull the cliffhanger trick of "here's what you DIDN'T see" -- and it's not significantly different from the "I was clinically dead for FOUR MINUTES!" stuff that we already know happens, magnified to a Superman-level degree, especially if he died of system shock rather than ruptured organs.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Matthew, is "White Hot Room" a ref. to that space where JG encountered the Phoenix entity?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

The White Hot Room is in the final issue of New X-Men. It's sort of like a mix of the afterlife, the astral plane, and the collective unconcious. All of the Phoenix people throughout time are there, it exists outside of time and "reality."

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

!!!!

Someone here (hi!) really needs to stop equating "flipping pages" w/ "reading". (Though that sounds like an extrapolation of a scene Claremont & Bolton stuck in an early issue of Classic X-Men, where Jean first encounters the Phoenix on the space shuttle.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

That last issue of New X-Men totally makes the otherwise lackluster first three issues of the Silvestri storyline worth it. The pacing is way off, but Morrison's pacing on the third year of NXM is really wonky anyway. He spends way too much time on random little things, and crucial plot points are rushed along. Ideally, the first three issues of "Here Comes Tomorrow" would have been collapsed into one issue, the final issue should have been at least two issues. "Assault On Weapon Plus" should've been one issue, and the dense, rushed "Planet X" shoud've been eight.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

David, you should keep in mind that I'm coming out of Barbelith, where everything Grant Morrison does is dissected and analyzed to the breaking point.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

OMG you're a geek!

― ILC Moderator (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

(That's supposed to be a ha-ha joke, BTW - no disrespect intended.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Matthew & Tep (& others) - how about that Thing thing in FF recently? It makes sense in a "Kirby ex machina" way, but, on the other hand, it doesn't? I'm not sure this counts, tho, as it was a given that he wasn't going to stay dead (given the first page of the very next issue), which was interesting - a complicit and open acknowledgement of the spandex resurrection trope mixed w/ a sense of "wait a sec? how's this gonna work now?" that usually doesn't come w/ most "deaths". I mean, yeah, you wonder HOW it's going to happen when so-and-so dies, but I always get the sense that the explanation's going to be a letdown, even before it happens.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I haven't caught all of the Waid FF :/ (It's something I'll get in tpb, though, so I'm not that :/ about it) -- so I didn't read the Thing resurrection, cause I wasn't fully sold on post-CrossGen Waid yet.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

what's this about superman living in the middle of the sun 800 centuries from now?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Superman, he lives in the sun. 800 yrs from now. WHat more do you need to know?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Centuries! Not years.

The DC One Million miniseries/crossover event (conceit: the series takes place "one million issues from now," i.e. the 853rd century) -- main series and concept by Grant Morrison, crossover issues in all the DC titles -- had Superman living in the sun, his new Fortress of Solitude. When he came out, he was all golden, pumped up on vitamin D, I guess. (E? A? The sunlight one.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

What do you do in the Sun all day?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, I totally forgot about the Thing resurrection. I definitely loved that. It's not so literal, it's just this sweet conceptual thing, and I'm cool with that. It's one of the few times when the comic straight up acknowledges that these painful changes can't stay, and that the permanent status quo can be a good thing. I think that I overlooked it cos it never really seemed like Ben had died, you know? It was just a way to get the FF into the great beyond.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

so what else was going on the 853rd century? any of supe's buddies still hanging around?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

did he have like an actual FORTRESS in the sun or did he just kick back there in the middle of all the fusion what-not?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I think Superman was ... hanging around ... missing Lois.

Actually, I'd love to see a comic -- preferably by Morrison, wouldn't have to be -- that answers that question exactly, what was Superman up to? Hibernating? Thinking a lot? Hanging out with the Justice League of the Sun? Did he fall in love with some of those solar creatures Robert Forward or David Brin or someone came up with?

xpost; Captain Marvel (the Shazam one) was still around, and there were new versions of most other people -- one million clones of Superboy, a new Wonder Woman, a Flash who'd hopped over from the past (but our future), a Batman and a robot Robin ...

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

so what else was going on the 853rd century? any of supe's buddies still hanging around?

Maybe some of his pals from the 850th century are still kicking around. Q-Tus, Ectolord, Samantha Nutro, Wisdo The Elder, Premo Man maybe?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

was batman the great-great^800-grandson of the original batman?

i'd like to see a comic where supes, 80000000000 years into the future, is just completely batshit insane

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

i used to wonder, back when supes used to fly around to different galaxies and stuff, what would happen if he ever got lost--i mean this galaxy alone is pretty big! what would he do? he could spend millions of years looking for our solar system!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

it would SUCK!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

also has anyone ever played with the idea that superman can't leave our solar system because of his ahem "unique" relationship with our sun?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

[Thing xpost]

Oh, damn! Sorry, Tep! Hope it wasn't a spoiler for you - I assumed, since it happened over a year ago, that it was semi-common knowledge.

Yeah, that's what I was getting at, Matthew - it wasn't a death, it was just another FF Adventure, like chasing Annhilius down in the Negative Zone, or rescuing Franklin & HERBIE from Mephisto, or popping off to help the Black Panther with programming his VCR. And it was really sweet (not XTREME sweet, but awww sweet). It was a nice way to reinfornce the "we are family" aspect of the FF - that they'll go to any length to get each other out of sticky wickets whenever possible.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

if so it would be very poetic if he finally died when our sun at last sputtered to its end (xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone else read the abominable Superman/Batman: Generations (which spawned TWO sequels)?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh damn - maybe Superman's a Silver Surfer w/ a long leash! Woof!

Huk, I would only read that if it were given to me free in a brown paper bag by a mysterious stranger I'd never have to deal w/. Or if I were hanging out @ Borders and super-mega-bored. WAMPAMOON!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Good call.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Wampamoon sounds like the name of Apache Chief's arch enemy. And, speaking of Apache Chief - why did Hanna-Barbera stop there? No interest in African Shaman? Mongolian Warlord? Jewish Rabbi? What's up with that? *synth slap bass* *canned laughter*

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Did you miss Golden Pharoah, Green Samurai and that Mexican guy?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

There was a lot I liked in Generations! But not because it was good, per se.

slutsky's Superman ideas -> gold. You'd think the "I can't leave the solar system" one would've been done, but I can't think of a story.

Superman's 800th century buddies -> gold. I really want there to be a DC One Million imprint/ongoing anthology/something. It would have to be slightly less gosh-gee than the series was, to maintain steam -- maybe get Tom Peyer to do it, bring Hourman back into it.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

I liked the whole Earth-2-ishness of Generations.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, exactly. It works about as well reading about it as it does reading it. If it'd been a "created by John Byrne" thing, with someone else scripting ... and plotting ... and drawing it ... well. That could've rocked.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Matthew, your Magneto resurrection plot is great. I didn't read any of the Chuck Austen issues that immediately followed Morrison's last NXM issue, but from what I gather Magneto just kind of, um, wasn't dead?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, the half-assed Claremont thing is that it was an imposter Magneto, that it was part of Sublime's scheme or whatever. It totally misses the point that Planet X HAS to be about the REAL Magneto, because the whole story is a critique of the character.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Oh Jesus, someone lock Claremont up.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Well, I don't know if it was necessarily Claremont's idea. I think it was an editorial quick-fix so that Claremont could use him in his AWFUL Excalibur series.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Well, okay, but that's bad enough. I still can't get over how huge the gap is between good Claremont and current terrible Claremont -- the first issue of Excalibur read like a PARODY of Claremont, for heaven's sake.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Going back to the drive-by Batman mention, I'd like to see an elderly Bruce Wayne bent on preserving his beautiful brane for to keep persecuting those superstition and stupid criminals, a la Mr. Burns in Simpsons 1F01 "Rosebud." Or maybe even becoming obsessed with the occult -- Vampirism? Lazarus pits? Cheap substitutes for holy water? -- whatever confers agelessness! Then Mignola could write and art it!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

That was one of the nice touches in Generations: Batman using the Lazarus pit. A potentially very cool idea that never seemed to come alive with Byrne writing it.

But yeah, there would be a lot of story potential in seeing how Bruce Wayne deals with old age. (Even DKR reads more like "Bruce Wayne dealing with middle age.")

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I still can't get over how huge the gap is between good Claremont and current terrible Claremont

DINO-RACHEL ATTACKS!

― Dino-Rachel Summers (Jordan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

I have a feeling that Alan Davis is doing most of the plotting and a big chunk of the scripting on Uncanny X-Men right now.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 10 March 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Well, compared to X-Men: The End and Excalibur, Uncanny is at least decent/middling superheroics, even if every single issue involves some kind of slave/possession theme. I don't think it's a mistake that the Davis title is much more readable. I imagine that Excalibur also suffers somewhat from editorial interference, to be fair.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 11 March 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Maddie's rant on Dino-Rachel.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 March 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, oh lord. You realize I kind of want to pick up the issue now, in a car-wreck Durst-dick way.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 March 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

For the love of Krakoa, don't send her into the prehistoric Antarctic zone known as the Savage Land only to be told of yet another "true heritage" and turn into an evil team-betraying telekinetic dinohuman.

Oh my. I'd love to know HOW she turned into a telekinetic dinohuman, but, then again, I want to be able to interact with other people in society w/out having this knowledge taint any interactions.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

looks like the "Black Lois Lane" body mould capsule has fallen into the wrong hands...

― Mark C (Markco), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Close the capsule, Logan! It's important that I spend 24 hours as a BLACK DINOSAUR!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha I was just going to make almost EXACTLY that joke

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I think, when Darwyn Cooke talked about the impenetrability of modern comic franchises (in that CBR interview Huk threaded about), he must've known that Dino-Rachel was coming around the corner wearing a big "SEE? HE WAS RIGHT!" sign around her neck.

TS: Dino-Rachel v. Cap-Wolf

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Jordan, can I just tell you how awesome your girlfriend is? Between this review and the Warren Ellis mention my jealousy levels are high.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

On the soon-to-be resurrected tip, this is from today's installment of ASK THE EDITORS (to plug their books) at dccomics.com:

What are the chances of seeing a trade collecting the most popular Troia appearances?

—Bobby J.

Bobby -

Ask and ye shall receive! A 224-page collection called THE NEW TEEN TITANS: WHO IS DONNA TROY? is coming this June! It will contain Donna's most essential and highly-requested stories: THE NEW TEEN TITANS #38 "Who is Donna Troy?"; THE NEW TEEN TITANS #50, "We Are Gathered Here Today..."; NEW TITANS #50-55 "Who is Wonder Girl?"; and her eulogy from TEEN TITANS/OUTSIDERS SECRET FILES 2003.

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 March 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

That eulogy was nice, actually - Phil Jiminez was the artist, right?

Does this mean I should unload that lackluster Graduation Day mini on eBay?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Jocelyn, she is indeed teh awesome!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Does "Troia" mean anything other than "it sounds feminine and like Troy"? I should ask the household classicist, but she's not home.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Troia is also vulgar Latin/Italian slang for a prostitute. I love you, Catullus.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Worst George Perez costume ever. The original Troia one that is.

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I think it means "to hell w/ red spandex & yellow stars, I'm gonna wear some sparkly star-like thing w/ a mini-skirt & a metal bustierre because I am an AMAZON".

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Anybody even notice that Donna Troy's husband, Terry Long, had the same amount of letters, the same ratio of consonant:vowels even!, as his bride? That's fucked up.

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 March 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

You ever see his perm?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Catullus! Household classicist would've known that, then. I had the Latin for "I'm going to rape you in the mouth" written down for a long time, just in case.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

You ever see his perm?

You ever see Perez at the time?

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 March 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Fututiones!

(literal translaton = fuckifications)

(if I was a superhero, that would be my word of power)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 11 March 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Huk wins a can of Soul Glo.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Jericho had horrid hair too - I sense a Perez theme

― Mark C (Markco), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

I sense a Martian Manhunter/Lex Luthor team-up in the future from the Perezident:
http://www.captaincomics.us/readingroom/cganalysis/images/perez.jpg

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 March 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Old school Geo. Perez
http://www.alanmooresenhordocaos.hpg.ig.com.br/GeorgePerez.jpg

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 March 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Have we had a Terrible Hair thread? Oh dear, do we need one? Cause if you discount "usually normal characters given misguided hair," Jericho takes the cake.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I think Terry Long was meant to be a cross between Perez and Wolfman (maybe the editor as well? was it Len Wein?)

― kit brash (kit brash), Saturday, 12 March 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

Yes, he came directly from their sperm.

― ben deeter (ben), Saturday, 12 March 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

To go back to a question of slocki's upthread: there was a fairly long storyline in late-80s Superman where Superman leaves our solar system and dicks about in space and I think his powers diminish or change at some point during that cos of the whole sun thing. Also in Teh Final Night (mid-90s DC crossover) he becomes weak as a tiny kitten when the Sun gets eaten.

Re the getting lost thing, there's an issue of Star Brand where well-known big fool Star Brand gets lost after some space nonsense. Can't remember any more about that though.

― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 13 March 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

the real question is how fast, exactly, can superman go? i mean if he's goofing around in various other solar systems he must be able to travel at interstellar, post-einstein, faster-than-light speeds! is it ever addressed how he does that?

so is he faster than the flash?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 13 March 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

He had a personal wormhole-opening belt that threw him randomly around the universe in the post-crisis tooling story. The various Flash-based races just seem so patronising... "Hey there, Flash (chuckle) I see you've only got one tiny superpower. I guess I'd better race you to an exact draw, and then beat up some crooks right in front of you with all my OTHER powers in a really passive-agressive way."

― Vic Fluro, Sunday, 13 March 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

haha, what is superman's connection with the SPEED FORCE?? is he really max mercury???

― dave k, Sunday, 13 March 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Also, Superman sends the Flash emails like:

To: wwest@keystonepd.dc
From: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Van Fuckin' Wilder
bcc: bwayne@waynetech.dc, oqueen@omgurgreenarrow.dc, gnort@glc.dc, barda@gorgeousladiesofwrestling.dc, krayner@limbo.dc

Wally,

I hear Ryan Reynolds wants to play you in the movies. Ha! At least the unknowns they get to play me aren't unknown by force of will!

Eat it,
Clark

― Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

From: wwest@keystonepd.dc
To: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Two Words, Supercheese

Dolph. Lundgren.

Also, fighting that Sodom / Gommorah couple = dead sexy. Can you snag me some of their salt next time you tussle w/ them? My fries could use a little.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

To: wwest@keystonepd.dc
From: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Look Behind You

THOOM!

― Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

From: wwest@keystonepd.dc
To: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Re: Look Behind You

Dude, I just lapped you ten times, ate a cannoli, read War and Peace, and saved 1257 people from an earthquake in Sri Lanka while you spent those 7 minutes formulating your oh-so-witty response. Go back to your inner-monologue love-in with the Batusi, stud.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

To: wwest@keystonepd.dc
From: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Whatever.

Why don't you tell me that again in the 853rd Century when I'm living in the Sun and using your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren's thighs to pick the corn out from between my teeth.

― Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

From: wwest@keystonepd.dc
To: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Arf! Arf! Arf!

Wait, what's that, Krypto? Your master's a walking douche? You say he's whipped? He wants to grow back his mullet?

Also, Toyman called - he wants his birth-control pills back.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

To: wwest@keystonepd.dc
From: ckent@dailyplanet.dc
Subject: Sorry, Can't Hear You

I'm too busy having sex with your wife. And my wife. And Krypto.

― Huk-L, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

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