imply u and lois lane had a thing one
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link
pull on his cape
always talk abt kryptonite
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Play that Spin Doctors album every time he comes over...
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Pester him to let you whale on him with a lead pipe.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
ask him abt wonder womans personal life
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Rag him about that shitty Nintendo 64 game.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Whew! You smell more powerful than a locomotive.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, if you can lift a city bus without breaking a sweat, how is it you stay so RIPPED?
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
keep ashing him how it feels to be the last surviving member of his race
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
what's up Clark Kunt?
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Monday, 23 February 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link
he's fast, sure, but he's no Flash
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Monday, 23 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Wash out the bottle city of Kandor.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep hinting that you suspect that he keeps his pr0n stash in the Fortress of Solitude (nudge nudge)"We know why you want to be alone there..." (Beavis & Butthead laugh)
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
showing up uninvited at the fortress of solitude
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"DON'T COME IN!!!"
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Fortress of Pornitude...
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Zod made some very valid points!
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Say you prefer Gilbert to Jaime.
― R Baez, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ask him if it's safe to play a bass through a guitar amp
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
cut off the tip of his tongue with kryptonite pincers so that he cannot make the "L" sound; thus rendering him unable to have a conversation with 75% of his friends.
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
also, kill Beppo.
"Still in continuity today?"
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Ask him how many years till he's public domain.
― M.V., Monday, 23 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
become a real estate developer and build a bunch of condos next to the fortress of solitude
― the hand with the poisoned pun (Lamp), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
"Lois Lane? More like 'Oh! Yes! Dwayne!' amirite?" but only if your name is actually dwayne
― the hand with the poisoned pun (Lamp), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
beat him at scrabble using non-English words
keep sending him the "25 things" meme on facebook
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
man that shit DRIVES ME CRAZY
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
refer to him as supermans
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
pronounce "superman" like "peterman" or "steinman"
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Tell him that you are SuggestBanMan
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
ask him if hes related to supermario
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
call him aquaman and ask him if he can talk to dolphins
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
dose him with like a whole fucking sheet of acid
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
when he replies that hes superman not aquaman be all well can u talk 2 dolphins or not
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
and then when he says no be all like, "Huh. AQUAMAN can talk to dolphins, why can't you???"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
you might want to look into the auqaman angle supermans
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
keep forwarding him emails about how barack obama is a commie muslim
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
wait we need to combine these, because then he will THINK that he can talk to dolphins but he WONT be able to
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Call his answering machine and just leave the AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH Laurie Anderson thing as a message.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep accusing him of using his x-ray vision on your girlfriend.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, February 23, 2009 3:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
FORKS IS SUPERMAN!
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
tell him you heard he voted for Bush, and then be like "oh wait, sorry, you probably can't vote because yr not human, my bad."
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep pronouncing it "Thuperman" in a Big Gay Al voice.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
ask him to fly u to europe for the weekend
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Tell him that his last article for the Daily Planet was riddled with errors and misleading statements.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Knock on his front door at 8am on a Saturday morning and ask him if he's ever thought about God's plan for the world.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep referencing (and mispronouncing) Nietzsche in passing conversation
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Where the fuck do people get "Neech-ee" from btw?
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
extra credit: dip a cat in lead and ask him how to solve Schrodinger's paradox.
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
What, like star-belly Neitzches?
xp
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Bonus points if the sheet has the Superman logo...
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"Man, your cousin is hot!"
― earlnash, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep referring to Smallville, Kansas as "flyover country."
― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
"Batman can so kick your ass."
― earlnash, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Tell him that Dr. Superman is even better than Superman because he has all the powers of Superman but he's also a doctor.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Ask him what base he's gotten to with Lori Lemaris.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Steal Jimmy Olsen's phone and keep calling him at 3 in the morning "because I heard a noise in the kitchen!".
― Amadeo, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link
crap, "Jimmy Olsen's watch".
― Amadeo, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Can you read my mind?Do you know what it is you do to me?Don't know who you areJust a friend from another starHere I am, like a kid at the schoolHolding hands with a god or a foolWill you look at me, quiveringLike a little girl, shiveringYou can see right through meCan you read my mind?Can you picture the things I'm thinking of?Wondering why you areAll the wonderful things you areYou can fly - You belong to the skyYou and I could belong to each otherIf you need a friendI'm the one to fly tooIf you need - to be lovedHere I am, Read my mind!
― welcome little swetty (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude! Underwear first, then pants.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Superman Unleashed!
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey Superman, remember that time when your mags were best-selling comics? Oh, of course not, that was when you were DEAD.
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link