imply u and lois lane had a thing one
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:06 (sixteen years ago)
pull on his cape
always talk abt kryptonite
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)
Play that Spin Doctors album every time he comes over...
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)
Pester him to let you whale on him with a lead pipe.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
ask him abt wonder womans personal life
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)
Rag him about that shitty Nintendo 64 game.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)
Whew! You smell more powerful than a locomotive.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)
Hey, if you can lift a city bus without breaking a sweat, how is it you stay so RIPPED?
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)
keep ashing him how it feels to be the last surviving member of his race
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)
what's up Clark Kunt?
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Monday, 23 February 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
he's fast, sure, but he's no Flash
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Monday, 23 February 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
Wash out the bottle city of Kandor.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)
Keep hinting that you suspect that he keeps his pr0n stash in the Fortress of Solitude (nudge nudge)"We know why you want to be alone there..." (Beavis & Butthead laugh)
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
showing up uninvited at the fortress of solitude
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
"DON'T COME IN!!!"
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)
Fortress of Pornitude...
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
I think Zod made some very valid points!
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
Say you prefer Gilbert to Jaime.
― R Baez, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
ask him if it's safe to play a bass through a guitar amp
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
cut off the tip of his tongue with kryptonite pincers so that he cannot make the "L" sound; thus rendering him unable to have a conversation with 75% of his friends.
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
also, kill Beppo.
"Still in continuity today?"
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)
Ask him how many years till he's public domain.
― M.V., Monday, 23 February 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
become a real estate developer and build a bunch of condos next to the fortress of solitude
― the hand with the poisoned pun (Lamp), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
"Lois Lane? More like 'Oh! Yes! Dwayne!' amirite?" but only if your name is actually dwayne
― the hand with the poisoned pun (Lamp), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)
beat him at scrabble using non-English words
keep sending him the "25 things" meme on facebook
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
man that shit DRIVES ME CRAZY
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
refer to him as supermans
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
pronounce "superman" like "peterman" or "steinman"
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
Tell him that you are SuggestBanMan
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
ask him if hes related to supermario
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
call him aquaman and ask him if he can talk to dolphins
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
dose him with like a whole fucking sheet of acid
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
when he replies that hes superman not aquaman be all well can u talk 2 dolphins or not
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
and then when he says no be all like, "Huh. AQUAMAN can talk to dolphins, why can't you???"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
you might want to look into the auqaman angle supermans
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
keep forwarding him emails about how barack obama is a commie muslim
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
wait we need to combine these, because then he will THINK that he can talk to dolphins but he WONT be able to
― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)
Call his answering machine and just leave the AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH Laurie Anderson thing as a message.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
Keep accusing him of using his x-ray vision on your girlfriend.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, February 23, 2009 3:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
FORKS IS SUPERMAN!
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
tell him you heard he voted for Bush, and then be like "oh wait, sorry, you probably can't vote because yr not human, my bad."
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
Keep pronouncing it "Thuperman" in a Big Gay Al voice.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
ask him to fly u to europe for the weekend
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
Tell him that his last article for the Daily Planet was riddled with errors and misleading statements.
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
Knock on his front door at 8am on a Saturday morning and ask him if he's ever thought about God's plan for the world.
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
Keep referencing (and mispronouncing) Nietzsche in passing conversation
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
Where the fuck do people get "Neech-ee" from btw?
― King Boiled Potato (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
extra credit: dip a cat in lead and ask him how to solve Schrodinger's paradox.
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
What, like star-belly Neitzches?
xp
― Oilyrags, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
Bonus points if the sheet has the Superman logo...
― snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
"Man, your cousin is hot!"
― earlnash, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)
Keep referring to Smallville, Kansas as "flyover country."
― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)
"Batman can so kick your ass."
― earlnash, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)
Tell him that Dr. Superman is even better than Superman because he has all the powers of Superman but he's also a doctor.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:33 (sixteen years ago)
Ask him what base he's gotten to with Lori Lemaris.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:34 (sixteen years ago)
Steal Jimmy Olsen's phone and keep calling him at 3 in the morning "because I heard a noise in the kitchen!".
― Amadeo, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)
crap, "Jimmy Olsen's watch".
― Amadeo, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)
Can you read my mind?Do you know what it is you do to me?Don't know who you areJust a friend from another starHere I am, like a kid at the schoolHolding hands with a god or a foolWill you look at me, quiveringLike a little girl, shiveringYou can see right through meCan you read my mind?Can you picture the things I'm thinking of?Wondering why you areAll the wonderful things you areYou can fly - You belong to the skyYou and I could belong to each otherIf you need a friendI'm the one to fly tooIf you need - to be lovedHere I am, Read my mind!
― welcome little swetty (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
Dude! Underwear first, then pants.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
Superman Unleashed!
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)
Hey Superman, remember that time when your mags were best-selling comics? Oh, of course not, that was when you were DEAD.
― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)