Create Your Own H3AT!

Dedicated to keeping Jean Grey, Marvel's most tragic heroine (& lamest mutant) in the ground where she belongs. Because her death was a highpoint in the world of superhero comics, because her return was crass & crude, because her powers are illdefined and lame, because she was never that hot, and because she'd just end up w/ Wolverine anyway, & we don't like Wolverine anymore. We also picket cryogenics labs in conjunction w/ our parent organization, WhaDSStaD (What Dies Should Stay Dead).

Suez Canal Acolytes for Lex Luthor's Own Pants

ZEBRA - the Zatanna Escalation Brigade and Reclamation Association

Hourman is Only One Stupid Example (aka EG) Of Wussitude

Aquaman's Watery Exploits Shame Other Mediocre Entities'

G.R.A.P.H.I.C. N.O.V.E.L.S.
Grievously Ridiculous "Art" Priced High, Inundated by Cliches, Not Only Vapid, but Ersatz Literatary Sludge

S.U.P.E.R. H.E.R.O.E.S.
Spandex Uniformed Powerful Entities Realizing Hopes of Every Rancid Overwight Escapist Shut-in

Yeah, I'm feeling kinda negative.

We descend on bars and other social events and hand out photocopied issue of the Spirit with every PBR sold. When asked what we're doing, we shoot rainbow unicorns out of our square frame glasses and shout "THAT'S THE MAGIC OF COMICS!"

Okay so maybe not.

SUperman (is) Clark Kent