Crazy Ass Infinite Crisis Theorizing [SPOILERS INEVITABLE]

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Okay, so, Booster Gold, right?

He's from the future, the 25th Century (which isn't as distant as it was in 1986 when he first appeared), to be semi-exact. He was a disgraced football player who stole a bunch of artifacts from the superhero museum was a security guard at, and travelled 500 years to the past to use those artifacts to be a hero and make some money.
One of the items in his arsenal is a Legion of Super-Heroes Flight Ring (which was somehow explained by saying one of them had travelled back in time and forgot their ring or something). Does the current Legion even use flight rings?
Will there even be a 25th C as we've seen Booster's time to be? Or will be a Kamandi World where Apes and Dogs rule?

So what I'm saying is that Booster Gold is now a time anomaly, like the Legion of Super-Villains from the recent Superman/Batman arc and the stuff that was happening in JSA. Will Rip Hunter show up and take Booster away? OR (and as you can tell, this is a big OR) is Booster Gold actually Rip Hunter? Think about it. They both have blond hair parted to the right. They've both travelled through time. Rip Hunter said in the recent JSA/JSA team-up that he's not really Rip Hunter. He's Booster Gold.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh boy. That seems just silly enough to work, but it's going to be po-faced and belabored if it's true.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

The best thing for DC to do, in order to really make this Crisis work - have Bob Burden & Grant Morrison tag-team it. UT!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

I would die a happy man if one of DC's big guns went "UT!" JUST ONCE.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

The sad thing is that this is what keeps me up at night.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I have gone over the course of a couple of months from "OMG CRISIS II!!1!" to "Uh-oh". DC keep going on in interviews about how continuity reshuffles aren't the point of InfCris but every single one of their writers seems to be doing teases in that direction. It may be time for me to face the horrible truth that I don't actually care about Earth-2. On the other hand I don't like this hott new 'superhero office politics' direction either.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Better that than being too lazy to go to the bathroom.

(Yeah, so?)

But, really, what's next - the Challengers of the Unknown are actually the Injustice League? The Red Tornado is actually a Fembot? Xtreme Wonder Twins?

[xpost]

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Things I am looking forward to in the DCU:

Dave Gibbons' Rann/Thanagar Way (would be better if he was pencilling, though)
Superboy dealing with his Luthor genes
Black Canary changing her diet
More Jason Todd drawn by Doug Mahnke (who kicks Jim Lee's ass anyday)
Darwyn Cooke's SOLO and Green Lantern Secret Files
Green Lantern vs. Manhunters!
Dead Robin in Gotham Central
Reading Seven Soldiers in trades
Batman leading the Outsiders

Things I couldn't give a shit about in the DCU:

Donna Troy's Return
Power Girl's origin
Superman/Wonder Woman/Batman not liking each other


Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Huk's list sounds about right (tho you forgot DETECTIVE CHIMP!), and I'm looking forward to the Donna Troy thing, if only because of Jose-Luis Garcia Lopez & George Perez on zee art!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Okay, yeah, I can get jazzed for the art. But when I found out Donna Troy was dead, I thought it was the best thing they could have done for the character post-Crisis I.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but the way she was offed was perfunctory in a grandiose way. Winick totally pulled a Johns w/ the captions in that Graduation Day mini while the SuperBot beat the snot out of her. "She is ... A HERO!" *CLALANG* "She is ... AN AMAZON!" *KRAKRACK* "She is ... A TITAN!" *FAPPO*

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

I think she was paid off in character rape dollars.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

But you just know that as soon she comes back, it's back to the "What outrageously shitty costume can we put her in now, despite having had her in possibly the sexiest super-togs ever in the 70s?" treadmill.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I smell midriff-a-go-go. Or is that Beef Stroganoff?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Did she ever have a belt that slung loose around her go-go hips?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

who is rip hunter?? i saw an interview where a dc guy was trying to downplay the connection to crisis on infinite earths, although if that's true i don't know why they'd call it "infinite crisis" then

dave k, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Rip Hunter is Bruce Wayne's porn star name.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

(Or he's a quite bland old 60s DC time traveling character, you take your pick.)

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the current Legion Of Super Heroes uses the flight rings. It's such a staple, I don't think any version has ever not had flight rings, though they weren't widely used during the Giffen/Bierbaum era.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Wait a sec - is the current Legion series taking place @ the same time as other DC shenanigans, or is it set in the FUTURE that is the TODAY of TOMORROW?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

OMG - The Haunted Tank is going to be THE NEW PARALLAX!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

ALL CRISES (COIE, Zero Hou: Crisis In Time!) OCCUR THROUGHOUT TIME!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Rip Hunter is the Master of Time. He's been around for years and years (or perhaps he's not even been anywhere yet, if he's from the future). I wish I could write up a character precis like I did for Guy Gardner, but I just don't know that much about him, other than that he's blond and parts his hair to the right...just like Booster Gold (and sometimes Animal Man!)!

Okay, so there are indeed Legion Flight Rings in the Future for Booster Gold to pilfer.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Mercifully, the new Mark Waid Legion Of Super Heroes is almost totally unconnected to current DC Continuity.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

For now!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh God, let's just hope that it's forever. It's the only really great thing DC publishes now that Human Target's been cancelled.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

From DCUGuide.com:

The world's most renowned scientist in the field of time research, Ripley 'Rip' Hunter is the inventor of several time-travelling devices, including the Time Sphere. His first experiments brought him into contact with the time-lost hero Booster Gold. Later, he formed the Time Masters in an attempt to neutralize Vandal Savage's powerful Illuminati organization. That failed, and ended with Rip being stranded in the age of the Cro-Magnon. Returning to our era under as yet unrevealed circumstances, Rip began a phase of wild adventures, making himself a name and even regularly going back in time and collaborating with heroes of the past (such as Sgt. Rock and the Forgotten Heroes). However, his reckless time-travelling attracted the attention of the Linear Men. After rescuing him from several dangers, the Linear Men invited him to join them, and he has been active with them ever since. His hair turned white and some of his limbs replaced with cybernetic ones (due to the stress the human body experiences from repeated time-travelling), he now calls himself just 'Hunter', and is stationed at the Vanishing Point outside time. The general public believes that Rip Hunter is dead.

In recent years, Rip has been attributed with the discovery of Hypertime, something that put him at odds with his fellow Linear Men, who maintained the importance of a single, linear timeline. Recently, some disembodied brains which appeared to be the Linear Men, driven mad by Brainiac-13, were seen bringing Superman to trial for tampering with the timeline. The trial did not go their way, and the Quintessence judged them insane, eliminating them from existence. It is unclear whether this is the final fate of Rip Hunter.

[Note: Rip's frequent adventures in the past might explain the flashbacks of him being active before his canonical debut, with Sgt. Rock (in the pages of SUICIDE SQUAD) and with the original Forgotten Heroes (in RESURRECTION MAN), something which otherwise would be attributed only to his Silver Age incarnation.]

Rip Hunter was recently seen shepherding the current JSA back to the 50s to make sure their parents danced a slow dance together to "Earth Angel" or something.

In the final issue of Booster Gold (#25, Feb. '88), Booster has run afoul of Earth's heroes after pretending to be a Manhunter so that he could infiltrate their ranks. After the Manhunters were defeated, the heroes aren't buying Booster's story, and he goes to visit Rip Hunter to ask him to send him back to the future (in fact to about 25 years after his time, "things should have cooled down by then"), but Hunter says something like, "No, you're needed here."

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

BWAH HAH HAH

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1469/400/1469_4_21.jpg

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

"Rip Hunter is Bruce Wayne's porn star name."

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I think Clark Kent's porn name is Bippo.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Or Beppo.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Bibbo?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Super monkey, lovable lunkhead - you know, whatever gets you groovy.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Rip Hunter said in the recent JSA/JSA team-up that he's not really Rip Hunter. He's Booster Gold.

Where was that?

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

From Newsarama:

"Despite the name, the upcoming Infinite Crisis is not like Crisis on Infinite Earths, DiDio said.

It will not be about time-bending heroics and new universes, but about heroes."

BOO.

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

One of the items in his arsenal is a Legion of Super-Heroes Flight Ring (which was somehow explained by saying one of them had travelled back in time and forgot their ring or something).

He worked at the Superman museum, and all the stuff he nicked was Superman-related - the flight ring was from when Superboy was in the Legion. Then Crisis happened!

kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe they're calling it infinite crisis if it's just going to be about batman's secret brainwashing or whatever and not about time travel or anything

dave k, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

it's an infinite crisis cuz you can be pretty sure batman is never gonna forgive them for it!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

First of all, Didio's lying. Anyone who's read the last JSA arc knows that. Plus, Rann/Thanagar War. Obviously, it's going to culminate in someone (probably those damn dirty Thanagarians) setting off some sort of doomsday (note the lowercase here) device that will tear open the fabric of DCU reality.

Thanks, Kit! I think the only Booster Gold origin I've seen was the retcon (which probably happened around issue #2 or something). Booster Gold (the series) was advertised in Crisis #10 or #11, so I think that technically he debuted Post-Crisis, but still before the full ramifications of the Crisis were understood. Even by DC, I guess.

Churck, In the first part of the JSA/JSA team-up, Rip Hunter talks about how he's had to obscure his true past to protect himself in the timeline from his enemies. He doesn't say that he's Booster Gold, or even hint towards it, but COME ON, how many blond men can there be in the DCU who part their hair to the right?

Huk-L, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Aquaman?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Who is this "Aquaman" you speak of?

Huk-L, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

(I wish I could do a rewrite of that: Who is this "Man" of "Aqua" you speak of?)

Huk-L, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of which, whatever happened to http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Jla/crisis/waverider.gif and http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Jla/crisis/Psychopirate.gif ?

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

I'd love to see them mention this...

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

That probably got retconned into AM having some bad bean burritos.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I stood in the room where many of those pages were drawn.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

You are the Psycho Pirate and I claim my $5.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

$5 Cdn, okay.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

If you put Waverider and Psycho Pirate (as seen above) together, you kinda get the new Firestorm!

Huk-L, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

so how much is this gonna just be watchmen again again with maxwell lawd as veidt, batman as rorschach, blue beetle as the comedian?

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

If we get a scene where Booster Gold (as Dan Dreiberg) and L-Ron (as Silk Spectre II) get naked, it'll all be worth it.

Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

As trite as this sounds, the biggest (definite) difference will be that it's a setting that keeps going after Watchmen #12 -- it's like what I said about my problems with the Millar-Morrison Swamp Thing, it's easy to shake up or end a status quo, but setting up a satisfying new one is another matter altogether.

That's why you always save something special for breakup sex.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

SWEET SHADES OF STEVE DITKO!
On Justice League Unlimited tonight "Question Authority" (i think the schedule on YTV in Canada is actually ahead of the US broadcasts), The Question uncovered some Cadmus computer projections regarding Superman and the End of the World and the death of the Flash and more. MIND-BLOWING gestures towards Watchmen (BIG TIME), Suicide Squad, Crisis on Infinite Earths, Kingdom Come, Identity Crisis and quite possibly foreshadowing events to come in the DCU Proper.
I don't know how far in advance the scripts for these shows are written, but they seem to eerily parallel current comic continuity.
There was a scene with Lois telling Supes that public opinion is turning against the Justice League, that they're seen as arrogant and too powerful.
The Question accused Superman of lobotomizing Doomsday with his X-ray vision.
Captain Atom's loyalty was called into question when he was served with orders to report for duty with the Air Force, by General Wade Eiling!!! (GM JLA fans might remember him)

It could just be that I remember past episodes better than they actually were, or the drawing has gotten sloppier and less detailed lately. It's not terrible, and the alarmingly hot storytelling more than made up for it.

Huk-L, Saturday, 21 May 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

ONE YEAR LATER!!!
http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=35157

Huk-L, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

ONE YEAR LATER HYPOTHESIZING:

1YL: Hal Jordan's hair will turn grey, but the sidewalls will stay brown.
1YL: Oliver Queen will have a gut
1YL: Batman will have been married and divorced...to Lori Lemaris!

Huk-L, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Superman is addicted to heroin and his daughter works at CTU!

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Predictibly:

1YL: Sasha Bordeaux is fighting crime in Hub City as the new Blue Beetle.
1YL: There will a fully-functioning Green Lantern Corps
1YL: Jason Todd will have had his mind transfered to the body of Ace the Bat-Hound
1YL: Clark Kent will be estranged from Lois Lane
1YL: Arsenal will still be unable to defend himself in a fistfight.

Huk-L, Monday, 6 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

If you have planned your super cross over shenans for months then maybe you should have noticed that it is not such a good idea to have Captain Marvel fighting the Spectre and Pat Benatar Eclipso in Budapest in Day of Vengeance while he is simultaneously fighting the Spectre and PBE in Faux-raq in JSA. Presumably one of these storylines will have to end in a damp squib so they can all run off and do the other storyline. What's that all about?

also hello, shouldn't Zatanna be involved in this somehow instead of poncing around in 7 Soldiers - I'm sure it's good and all but basically anyone at all could have been in 7 Soldiers and Zattana is quite central to the whole ID Crisis/Death to Magic goings on at the moment...

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 10 June 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

The way it works is, super hero lives are two days of flurried activity every four or five months. Unless there's an actual crossover to say "this happened between issues 3 and 4 of that", you really can't tell. (though I understand that recent Marvel shenanigans involve them actually taking the time to fuck things up)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 10 June 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

(note: I've not read any of the titles in question except zatanna, and so I might be talking out my ass)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 10 June 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah, it's not so bad with zatanna, but with capt Marvel he is basically doing the exact same thing in two different places at the same time - and each time it is supposed to be a big ass ultimate confrontation type thing

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 10 June 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Oh, come on!
You can't see how a punch-up betwixt Cap Marvel and the Spectre couldn't start in Pseudoraq couldn't find its way up through Europe?
We're talking about The World's Mightiest Mortal and the Guy Who All Too Frequently Smashes Planets Together (or Holds them Apart) here!
A recent suckerpunch of Jay (Golden Age Flash) Garrick by Zoom (Reverse-Flash II) knocked ol' Pie Plate Head from NYC to Dallas. Or vice versa. (interestingly, Jay hasn't been seen since, not in the Flash, nor in JSA--AND NOBODY CARES BUT ME, and even me, not so much).

Huk-L, Friday, 10 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

I blame Geoff Johns.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I'll blame Black Adam.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I know, I'm being a big nerd. I'll wait to see what happens before I continue whining

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Mark - instead of whining, go for the No-Prize! Help FIX the mistake!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

erm, The spectre is soooo powerful that he has split into several parts and is doing Bad Things all over the world! The "Captain Marvel" in the mini series is actually Captian marvel Jnr who has borrowed Captian marvels spare uniform to pretend to be Ctn Marvel senior - this is due to the fact that Capt Marvel jnr is a bit gay and the spectre wouldn't be scared of him! In some other part of the world, Mary Marvel is also fighting the spectre - in Cpn marvel drag!!!

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 10 June 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

From DC's Crisis Counseling thing: Before he left, the monarch of Khandaq warned the Man of Steel: "A confrontation is coming, Superman. Between your community and those you seek to control...I suspect you and I will meet again on that day"!

OH NO!

Huk-L, Monday, 13 June 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, J'ONN!

http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=65e7307b7276b35857a8f697c4810621&threadid=35818

Huk-L, Monday, 13 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Wow. I'm planning to steal $209 from DC Comics. That's fairly serious criminality.

Vic Fluro, Monday, 13 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Yeah speaking of which your second 'care package' will be with you soon.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

This is like being hooked on 'Snap'. I am jonesin'. Going out of my head with the neeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Geoff Johns Crowned Monitor; Millar, Bendis, Rich Johnston shortlisted for Anti-Monitor:
http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ee4e193b1133d7647022c16eb1f8bc64&threadid=35963

Huk-L, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Geoff Johns: Comic Comptroller!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

as soon as this touches the regular Batman titles I'm out.

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

TOO LATE, IAN!!!

Seriously. The whole Red Hood business has reeked of Infinite Whatzits.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

WELCOME TO THE RETCON, BATMAN - HOPE YOU SURVIVE TEH EXPERIENCE!!!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

sigh.

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Don't despair too much, Ian. Word is, DC's going out of their way to keep everything as self-contained as possible. They say they're going for the soft-sell of trying to make readers WANT to read every other comic, but they won't need to enjoy the comics they read anyway.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

they won't need to enjoy the comics they read anyway

This is the secret to anyone buying any DC superhero book for some time.

Flyboy (Flyboy), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

er, um, yeah.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

WHY OH WHY is the art on these titles so RUBBISH?

Seriously, it's been a while since I've seen art as clumsy and slapdash as Day of Vengeance 3. Thank the lord I'm not paying for it.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

B-b-b-b-b-but Tom, you're feeding the cycle! By not paying for the books, you're taking money away from DC - money that could be used to get Quality Art in these Slapdash X-Over Books! PAMPHLET KILLA!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

It's not that it's all clumsy and slapdash, it's just that Justiniano spends all his time on the gorgeous close-ups of Detective Chimp, and then only leaves himself 20 minutes to do the rest of the book.

Huk-L, Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Yes Huk is right! The close-ups of Detective Chimp are wuvly.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I wish it was Days of Vengeance so that we could see more of Det. Chi's IN YOUR FACE t-shirts.

Huk-L, Thursday, 16 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I think it was a different penciller for number 3 - I quite liked the art in the first two...

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 17 June 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/getout.jpg

Huk-L, Friday, 17 June 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
Marv Wolfman Returns to Crisis
http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=51904a1debe0ee16a63f9a1f3d181035&threadid=43574

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 19 September 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
According to some poster somewhere on the internet:

it is confirmed that Batman dies at the end of the infinite crises, for the long-suffering wounds fighting to the joker and little after the life taking from this one with the pistol that kill his parents. Before dying it(he,she) has time to say goodbye of theirs and to leave the mantle of the bat in Dick Grayson's hands. Jason todd takes the suit of nightwing and changes to new york and Tim drake continues being Robin, though with a very different attitude and very much dark mas. Selyna kyle proves to be embarrassed and One year later the side with hisdaughter Helena Wayne.

Lois Lane of earth-2 was turning out to be 2 the antimonitor was possesed for the essence, that all this time was been waiting for the moment to return, preparing his arrival and manipulating so much to kal-l since and superboy occupy first place and to alex luthor. Finally it manages start his machine, but kal-l the sanity in the last instant and her destroys, putting end to his plans and sacrificing itselffor the good of the universe, doing that the universe resetee and it divides of impregnate to the new land, that from now on already not sera so dark as it(he,she) it was before.

The end of the crises will bring us the return to some prominent figures very wanted by all, as barry allen who was taking the place and the uniform of a retired jay as a flash of the JSA ... and also ted kord, that will bring back to life thanks to the amulet of the beetle, turning into the counselor of the new blue beetle.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Crises in infinite sentences w/ shitty grammar ffs!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I suspect that it was google-translated from Spanish.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

That's no excuse for mutilating the King's English!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

it divides of impregnate to the new land

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I suspect that it was google-translated from Spanish.

So typical. Big news always go all the way to Latin-america first!

it is confirmed that Batman dies at the end of the infinite crises, for the long-suffering wounds fighting to the joker and little after the life taking from this one with the pistol that kill his parents

Methinks that could be too much of a deppressing ending for Batman's career, but if we're talking about its current "intense" and "edgy" incarnation, it would be very dramatic (in a good way) and fitting. I mean, this Batman has become such an unidimensional character you need something this big to add depth.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind seeing the current batman "age" in this way and then bringing one of his past incarnations to fill the slot (shit I'm only about to read the first Infinite Crisis ish, so i don't know what's going on, but I'm assuming IC is here to fuck up continuity and allow stuff like that)

Lois Lane of earth-2 was turning out to be 2 the antimonitor was possesed for the essence

This is so lame...didn't anybody here threw that idea as a joke in some thread?

iodine (iodine), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Selina Kyle 'proves to be embarassed' by the death of Batman. That's some cold shit.

Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (twenty years ago)

el insecto del ambush mata a cada uno en el universo de la C.C. que el contra-monitor resulta ser toretellini del joey en disfraz. ¡oy! sadface.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

I am totally downloading every Zero Hour crossover at this very second. I don't know why.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

OMG Team Titans!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)


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