The Shipping Forecast -- July 25 '05

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Here be stuff. And don't forget 2000AD, too...

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

OH YEAH new Previews AND!

ASTRO CITY THE DARK AGE #2 (OF 16)
BATMAN DARK DETECTIVE #6 (OF 6) [[the finish line, it is being backed into a smidge]]
LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #8
LOSERS #26 (MR)
OMAC PROJECT #4 (OF 6)
SILENT DRAGON #1 (OF 6)
SUPERMAN BATMAN #21 [[OMG did you guys see where Jeph Loeb TOTALLY ragged on Marvel in the last issue by introducing an Avengers / Ultimates copy-cat team that's totally goofing on them? It was so BADASS!!]] [[in other words, thank Jah for Bizarro Batman.]]

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #522
BLACK PANTHER #6
DAREDEVIL VS PUNISHER #2 (OF 6)
FANTASTIC FOUR #529
HULK DESTRUCTION #1 (OF 4)(MR)
PULSE #10
PULSE HOUSE OF M SPECIAL ED #1 [[hola Senor Bendis!]]
RUNAWAYS #6
SPELLBINDERS #5 (OF 6) [[WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE READING THIS!?!!]] [[just because it's a mini w/ no promo attached, and it's about new characters]] [[I weep for mankind]]
X-MEN #173 [[oh wow Foxxy was Mystique; color me meh]]

BTW - the Spidey / Human Torch series seems to be getting the mini-TPB treatment; buy it! Twice!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Wow, just Runaways for me. And I'll be reading Maddie's copy of X-Men because she has convinced me that the current "Gambit's Blue Balls" story arc is hilariously ridiculous.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

FLASH #224 - Will the Flash in the Hat be able to get Zoom One and Zoom Two back in their box?
JLA CLASSIFIED #10 - I Can't Believe I Forgot To Take This Off My Pull List
OMAC PROJECT #4 (OF 6) - Max Lord REVEALED (or something)
OUTSIDERS #26 - Hey Arsenal, why are you hanging out with those dorks? Oh, Batman, didn't see you there.
SUPERMAN BATMAN #21 - Batzarro rules all.
BLACK PANTHER #6 $2.99 - THE ASTOUNDING CONCLUSION TO A STORY THAT COULD ONLY BE TOLD BY THE WRITER OF HOUSE PARTY 2!!!
(and I think I'll buy the Spidey/Torchy trade in case I ever need to impress a kid--so's I can steal his mortal soul)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Re: blue balls - the fact that S. Larocca was drawing the temptress to look like a 12-year-old definitely helps up the WTF? quotient of the enterprise.

Also, Huk - did you hear the exciting news about the new Flash creative team? JOEY CAVALIERI is the new writer! HOTT!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I heard that Cooke was out. Is Porter sticking around?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I hope Mystique really did infiltrate the X-Men just to give Gambit some sexual release and in turn HELP his relationship with her daughter, like she says.

(sorry if that's a spoiler, but c'mon, is anyone really waiting for the trade on this?)

What's going on in JLA: Classified this week? Is Warren Ellis taking over yet?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

#10 is the first part of the Ellis arc.

As for Wally:

THE FLASH #227

Written by Joey Cavalieri, art by Val Semeiks and Livesay, cover by Art Thibert.

A exciting new creative team comes aboard as The Flash speeds toward . . . the end? The past always seems to catch up with the Fastest Man Alive, and as Infinite Crisis approaches, Wally West reflects on his life with his wife and kids and sees that the end may be near.

32 pages, $2.50, in stores on Oct. 26.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Kicking off the 6-part "New Maps of Hell," written by Warren Ellis (TRANSMETROPOLITAN, OCEAN) with art by Butch Guice (Ruse, OLYMPUS)! In Metropolis, Lois Lane and Clark Kent investigate a rash of suicides at LexCorp, while Batman tracks an assassin with a deadly weapon in Gotham City. And on Themyscira, Wonder Woman is playing host to newly arrived academics, when a massive explosion hits, destroying the tranquility of Paradise Island.

Nothing against it, but it's just not my bag.

xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Val Semeiks!
That sucks.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

That solicit (and the fact that it's part 1 of 6) makes me think those dinks are actually gonna off poor Wally BECAUSE THIS IS SOME SERIOUS CRISIS SHIT GOING DOWN SEE WE KILLED A FLASH!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm kinda hoping that Flash becomes the Unknown Enterprise Crew Member that gets offed every time Kirk & Co. goes down to explore some unknown planet.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

He does wear a red shirt.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

When I looked up the JLA:C solicit, the DC site had a banner ad for a "Full Cast recording" audio book of Batman: Knightfall! Who the fuck asked for that?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.peak.org/~bonwritr/audiobatman.htm

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

while Batman tracks an assassin with a deadly weapon in Gotham City

I really hope that it's BATMAN who has the deadly weapon.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Batman IS the deadly weapon!

I'm hoping there's a Desolation Jones x-over, because I really want the JLA in on DJ's search for Hitler porn.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I am psyched for:

BATMAN DARK DETECTIVE #6 (OF 6) - dream-team reunited for one last mission...

LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #8 - heading toward the promised macro-plot

OMAC PROJECT #4 (OF 6) - I am such a sucker for this

PROMETHEA BOOK 5 HC - just to go along with the rest of the set...

plus hey wasn't ZATANNA supposed to be out this week?

PULSE #10 - what does it TAKE to make people read this comic? Wait--maybe coming out regularly would help

PULSE HOUSE OF M SPECIAL ED #1 - hey, it's 50 cents

Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Special Ed is in House of M?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Oops, Seven Soldiers appears to experiencing its first delay. To finish in 2007, then?

Are Dark Detective and LSOH really worth picking up?

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Can you believe, US true believers (I guess you probably can then) that that Knightfall was serialised on BBC Radio 1 over about 50 episodes way back in 1995 - which is what this is. You will find therefore that some of the accents are the worst "generic American" you'll hear.

The Death of Superman was also done this way. AND MADE NO SENSE.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

Whereas Judge Dredd: The Apocalypse War is actually really good!

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

Legion, Fantastic Four, and Milligan X-Men for me.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

My favorite thing about Milligan X-Men write now is how he's embraced the old "Gambit slips in French words" thing to absurd comedic effect. Milligan isn't taking this series at all seriously, and it's getting really camp, in a good way. I get the feeling that it's becoming a game of seeing how ridiculous he can get it before the editors/mainstream readers catch on to the fact that he's fucking with them.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

err, "right now"

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

Wonder Woman
daredevil/pun
omac
superman/batman

i think that's it.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Chuck, take a pass on Dark Detective.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't take a pass on Dark Detective per se - there are some fun moments in it - but it does carry a bit of the glory-days-long-since-gone vibe. Also, Terry Austin's inks are totally smothering poor Marshall Rogers. Best part of the series - John Workman's lettering.

Legion of Super-Heroes, OTOH, is probably one of the best superbooks out there, and worth every penny / farthing / goat.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

As for Milligan camping it up: yeah, I definitely get that vibe, but I really wish he was paired w/ an artist that "got it" and could accentuate the positive in this stuff (like, hey, Mike Allred!) - Larocca's pretty and flat trad-hero stylings just aren't cutting it.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

The Death of Superman was also done this way. AND MADE NO SENSE.

So it was a completely faithful adaptation?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't take a pass on Dark Detective per se[...]

Well, I got the first two, and, yeah, Austin's killing it for me. But there are a dozen better books to drop that kinda coin on.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

I remember there was a time when every artist on Flash was great, the time when Mike Wieringo was the regular artists and the fill ins where made by Salvador "I got worse with time" Larroca and Carlos Pacheco. And then, when Wieringo went away, he got replaced by Oscar Jimenez. It was pretty cool.

Nowadays I have to bear with Scott Kolins, Howard Porter and Val Semeiks. It seems like today, if you want to draw The Flash, you have to suck. And no just suck a tiny little bit, no, you have to stink in a galactic way.

Having seen what that Flash movie is gonna be about, I wouldn't be too surprised if they used the crisis to bring back Barry but also kept Wally.

Re: Milligan X-Men

I really didn't like the first one I read, because it seemed so full of clichés, bla bla bla. Then I got it the same way Matthew did. I don't think the idea of making a statement about how ridiculous is something by doing the same shit only on purpose is that much of a good one, but I like the way Milligan meshes the really silly stuff (which, deep in my heart, I can't help loving) with cool scenes like the one with Emma thinking of surgery in front of the mirror.

That scene is such a milligan-esque cliché, that it could also be understood as Milligan joking about himself. I hadn't thought about it that way, but it puts his run under a new light (by admitting he has as many clichés as the X-Men)

iodine (iodine), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I liked Kolins and Porter on the Flash. I haven't cared much for their other stuff, so probably as much credit should go to their inkers as to them (though I suspect that Porter has actually become a better penciller since his JLA days).

I can't imagine that they'd do anything too drastic with Wally West so soon after Johns leaves. If something THINGSWILLNEVERBETHESAMEBECAUSETHEY'REDIFFERENTNOWANDFOREVER was going to happen, I'd think it would be under Johns's watch, considering how he's pretty much built his reputation on the title. Mind you, if anybody else was going throw a giant cosmic monkeywrench into the Flash's life, the guy who's been editing the book for the last few years would certainly be a good choice too.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

(Scott Kolins doesn't suck.)

(Where the hell is Oscar Jimenez nowadays?)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

(why is Oscar such a popular name among people with Hispanic surnames? Do the Latins love Walter Matthau? or perhaps Klugman?)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

(Sesame Street dood!)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

"why is Oscar such a popular name among people with Hispanic surnames? Do the Latins love Walter Matthau? or perhaps Klugman?"

I'm from Argentina and I've never met an Oscar in my entire life. Maybe this is an Oscar-free zone.

And, concerning flash and his pencillers...Well, I really dislike Scott Kolins...it's hard for me to find even the slightest thing that can reedeem his art. I don't like his human figures and his facial expressions, and I don't like the way he layouts his pages. I haven't been too convinced by Johns scripts, either, though I have to admit he has written some good bits.

And Howard Porter...well, this is more or less the same thing as with Kolins, but, somehow, it's worse. It's not only that his pencils look very stiff, his characters look like they were made from plastic, and all that stuff; but also because I think he's really not good at storytelling, his panels are not too cleverly thought, etc. I think his pages look like a mess, and not an entertaining one.

"I can't imagine that they'd do anything too drastic with Wally West so soon after Johns leaves. If something THINGSWILLNEVERBETHESAMEBECAUSETHEY'REDIFFERENTNOWANDFOREVER was going to happen, I'd think it would be under Johns's watch, considering how he's pretty much built his reputation on the title. Mind you, if anybody else was going throw a giant cosmic monkeywrench into the Flash's life, the guy who's been editing the book for the last few years would certainly be a good choice too."

Who's writing the core Infinite Crisis mini? Maybe that's where the changes are gonna happen.

iodine (iodine), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

GEOFF MOFUGGIN JOHNS

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

And he's also the Official Continuity Cop, so EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS will happen under his watch.
So, um, I guess my "Trial of the Flash" run is going to be worth MEGA-BUCKS!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Someone should make a "Geoff Johns: Classic or Dud?" thread.

iodine (iodine), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

David, is Spellbinders really that good? Every time an issue comes out, I debate picking up the whole series, flip through the new issue, and decide "Nah."

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

the Flash Ho-ly Fu-ck.
Wonder Woman How many pencillers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
OMAC Pffffffffff
JLA: Classified Aw crap, this is really good. I hate stories about Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, but this looks good. I really like Ellis's Perry White.
Superman/Batman Skeleton on fire! Riding a motorcycle! (see Buck 65's new album) Looks like Loeb's pulling all the stuff from his previous arcs together here, with plenty of new stuff.
Black Panther Ho hum conclusion considering how great the set-up's been. The art is fantastic though.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I really like Spellbinders - it's a story about a town (might be Salem, I dunno) full of WITCHCRAFT and this girl that might or might not be a witch and all this other stuff. The story itself is pretty rote (as you might guess), but the little details and the characterization makes it, for me - I like Mike Carey's non-Vertigo work a whole lot more than his Vertigo work. Might read better as a TPB.

Aside: Carey's two-issue Ultimate Fantastic Four story (Ultimate Mad Thinker!) (& her Awesome "Android") was good stuff, too.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and Outsiders, decent art, okay story, AWESOME Kevin Nowlan cover.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually pretty impressed with the plot twist in Wonder Woman--I won't give it away here, but the character I was expecting to be the prime mover in Infinite Crisis is now clearly not going to be, and the scope of the scary shit going down in the DCU has increased significantly.

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it was a very nice pulling of the rug.
I was just getting annoyed at the page to page penciller shuffle, and frankly, if I never see another Rags Morales distraught faced superhero, I won't make a big sad face with moon eyes.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I was VERY pleased with JLA classified.
Albion... was pretty boring.
Daredevil/Punisher is okay, even if Lapham does turn both characters into grotesque caricatures.
batman/superman was good.. but i already forgot what happened last issue!
omac & wonder woman were.. okay, but not great.

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I clearly do NOT have the background required for Albion. I don't really remember anything about the first issue, except the sense of a million references that I wasn't getting.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure about the "twist": what's the point of da spoiler bringing ML back, just to piss all over the old continutiy then off him after two months? It seems less like pulling the rug than DC having no batshit idea what they're doing and making it up as they go along. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's not, y'know... fun. (imho, natch)

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

But he needed to die for OMAC to go autonomous, so clearly it was in the cards all along, part of the whole we need superheroes because everytime humans try to play god (Batman making the Brother Eye, Max Lord stealing it) shit gets fucked up theme that's going to be at the core of Infinite Crying.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know what the theme of Infinite Crisis is gonna be at this point--what's being set up right now is that all of the big guns hate and distrust each other, the magical types who tend to swoop in and save the bigger names when everything goes kerflooey are being de-powered, and there are all sorts of emergencies that might happen any time.

Of course, Superman and Wonder Woman both have nosebleeds now DO YOU SEE?!

Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

everyone is Maxwell Lord? good christ I wish I didn't have to even know about any of this stuff.

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody remember the last time Geoff Johns wrote one of these "big events"?

It was called "Day of Judgement" and remembering it still gives me the shivers.

iodine (iodine), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Shivers because it was so awesome?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

The shipping forecast for this week is forget Crisis for a moment, and rent a copy of Phoenix from the library, The reading group will meet next week.

A crisis ain't a crisis without a big Spectre hand coming out of a big cloud.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

You mean a swirling cluster of stars, right?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Or a circular time portal thingummy AT THE END OF TIME

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was the beginning of time?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

FINAL ISSUE OF INFINITE CRISIS SPOILER ALERT COVER IMAGE!
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1098/200/1098_2_072.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

IF ONLY

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm going to get that cover with the red ogre smashing the Earth on the Spectre's noggin tattooed on my calf.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

mmmm, veal....

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)


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