Superhero Blow Jobs

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I have started this thread because I have a puerile sense of humour. Unfortunately I cannot think of anything amusing to put in it.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

Something about Giant Size Man-Thing would do nicely.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, 31 July 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

i heard a rumour that Rogue will suck you dry.

― Lee F# (fsharp), Sunday, 31 July 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Where's that Avengers panel with the sticky Antman?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

I've never seen that in context, but I always imagine that there should be another set of panels, 'crosscut' style, showing Antman using Wasps clitterous for a punching bag.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

the scene where zombie green arrow ate out black canary made me feel funny

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

rob liefeld had two of his characters getting serviced by wolvie & cyclops-lookalikes in one of this his books while both sat in a hot tub.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

also, the one ish of Aquaman where he & Wonder Woman were crashed out in the middle of the ocean, and her head disappears below the waves, as the camera pulls back..

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2180/aquabj1ko.th.jpg

here's one

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

WHY DOES HE WANT J'ONN.

― Leeeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

MALLEABLE MOUTH, LIKE MYSTIQUES

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Maybe he thinks J'onn would use his shapeshifting abilities to turn into a really hot slutty barely legal grouper.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Hey, Red Tornado, I hear Aquaman likes 'em young?

Oh yeah, like how young, Hawkman?

LIKE HE FUCKS CAVIAR!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

I love how everyone around here picks on Aquaman, even though he's not real. Truly, a victimless crime.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

found the other:

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1769/bloodsport10dk5ht.th.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

WHY DOES HE WANT J'ONN.

Full body reacharound.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

I don't think that was actually Liefeld's doing, per se - M@rk M!ll@r was the writer on that thang.

Also, you people are sick sick sick sick sick sick.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

That Millar Liefeld thing is very very disturbing.

What kind of man would have a tiny skull embedded in his own skull?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

A radyk'l sooper-kewl dood! Brah!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Vicar, why are e-mail notifications turned ON for this thread?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Would you want to risk missing any of this?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Exactly! I need to get to the bottom of this.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I always liked that bit in Powers (#12, I think) where the girl talks about going down on a superhero and swallowing his supersemen and being able to fly for a few hours afterward.

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

I just read that!
And then Deena says the only thing she ever got from "something like that" is a tummy ache!
Which, um, she must have had a lot!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 6 August 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

someone send me a torrent for Powers

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 August 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

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