― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)
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― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)
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― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)
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― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)
I KNOW THAT HAS NO PLACE HERE BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING TO USE IT FOR TOO LONG.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)
Q: What is Nextwave?A: Nextwave is a group of super heroes put together by the Highest anti-Terrorism Effort (H.A.T.E.)
Q: Wait a second. I thought they were fighting against H.A.T.E.A: You are correct! You see, Nextwave discovered that H.A.T.E. and its parent company, the Beyond Corp, were being funded by a terrorist organization when Tabitha (see later answer) stole the Beyond Corp marketing plan.
Q: That stinks.A: Tell me about it.
Q: Who are the members of Nextwave and what are their powers?A: Monica Rambeau, a former Avenger once called "Captain Marvel" and "Photon," is their leader. She can transform her body into any form of radiation in the electromagnetic spectrum. Aaron Stack, formerly known as Machine Man, is a robot who does roboty things. Elsa Bloodstone has a magical stone that she wears around her neck to give her super strength and invulnerability. And she's English. Tabitha Smith, former member of X-Force who was called "Boom Boom" or "Meltdown," can make things explode. The power is helpful. The Captain, also known as The Captain, is really strong and can fly. Though no one knows how or why. He's a bit sucky.
Q: Who is this Dirk Anger person?A: He's the leader of H.A.T.E. He's not happy that Nextwave has rebelled.
Q: Who is that giant green dragon?A: Oh, that charmer is Fin Fang Foom. He is H.A.T.E.'s first Unusual Weapon of Mass Destruction that Nextwave has to defeat.
Good:Cleverish, funnyesque, light, quick-paced.
Not so good:Often reads like a Livejournal entry or ILE post.
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)
― ample parking (Garrett Martin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)
Also:
DIRK ANGER: I hate girls.NURSE: General Anger?DIRK ANGER: Girls have soft bits. Agents of H.A.T.E. shouldn't have soft bits.
DIRK ANGER: They should have hard bits.DIRK ANGER: Muscles and stuff.DIRK ANGER: I have hard bits.
NURSE: Yes, General Anger.DIRK ANGER: I do.DIRK ANGER: Lots of them.
Posting about it is making me think I like it less than I do, but I don't. Like it less. Than I do. It's inoffensive fluff that reads better than it sounds out of context.
― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)
Also: Dirk Anger is...beyond description. Buy it Huk!.
― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)