Worst Dressed heroes villains, etc.

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There should really be a bad costumes thread.

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), August 21st, 2005. (later)

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Man, remember when that one french dude took over for Bruce Wayne?

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/images/power-girl.gif

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/4637/bandana.gif

Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/173/3750/640/dazzler01.jpg

Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

http://mrflip.com/images/Random/BlackLoisLane.png

Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Thats crazy. The Dazzler and Kraven costumes rule.

JonH (JonH), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I was going to defend Dazzler too, but then I realized I was thinking of:

ihttp://www.runawaysthecomic.com/daggerdes2.jpg

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Thats crazy. The Dazzler and Kraven costumes rule.

Yes, they do.

ruling != well-dressed

Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I am now obsessed with rockin' the Kraven this halloween.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Skintight leopardspot capri pants, eh?

Pretty macho.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

Cloak and Dagger

jel -- (jel), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/5517/200/5517_2_1.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I love Craven's dainty ballet shoes

I hate Firestorm's outfit, esp the puffy sleeves and giant shoulder pads

Mark C (Markco), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.catskillcomics.com/frenzOA/firestorm.JPG

That one's a classic, shurely?

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Totally classic. It's so Kirbyish.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

no it's awful - what's up with that white belt and all the gaudy patterns round his chest - plus puffy sleeves - nooo, he is like an atomic ice figure skater. As Daphne and Celeste once wisely said - its U.G.L.Y

Mark C (Markco), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Granted, it's no Nightwing.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I love the shoulder pads!!! So eighties!

i0dine, Monday, 22 August 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/4255_180x270.jpg

I'd like to know what the fuck Alex Ross was thinking...

i0dine, Monday, 22 August 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Alex Ross was thinking...
"I wonder how much I can get away with?"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahaha okay that one is a little too Ross-y.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that one of the Captain Atom looks they created for the 1980's series???. I thought it was and they were just reusing it. If it's not that way, I think he looked like that before, at least at the beggining of the "Formerly Known As The Justice League" miniseries.

I like Paralax's costume, also.

Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I am now obsessed with rockin' the Kraven this halloween.
-- rogermexico (tenthreaso...), August 21st, 2005 4:33 PM.

Skintight leopardspot capri pants, eh?
Pretty macho.
-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), August 22nd, 2005 7:19 PM.

I believe this falls in the category of, if you can pull it off...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

Cloak and Dagger

Cloak and Dagger rule! Up there with Jude the Entropic Man.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

And then there's this guy, who makes Dr. Bong look like one well-dressed man...

http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/Nova/Nova.gif

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Can I ask someone to post a picture of early doors Scarlet Witch with a red box on her head please.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I'll do it myself:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/5357/wanda8.jpg

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Is her mutant power to get her waist shrink like that?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

It wa snever clear exactly WHAT her mutant power was except to wear a red box on her head and look silly. And DESTROY TEH AVENGERS!

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

didn't she have the power to fill her womb with imaginary babies?

Mark C (Markco), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

No way she could give birth with a body like that! Or at least she's require a heavy Cesarian...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

That's why they were imaginary.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

The android was just a fertility beard!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Just as the costume was a sexiness beard.

(I might be using "beard" wrong.)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

I think you are David. The correct usage is as in:

Katie Holmes in Tom Cruise's beard.
Catwoman is Batman's Beard.
Thor is by Odin's Beard.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.metronews.ca/uploadedImages/green-arrow_ARTICLE.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Feel the fear: I have a Green Arrow poster by Alex Ross hanging on one of my walls!

It's a long story...

iodine (iodine), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

(i was trying to get in on the beard gaggery like a ZZTop groupie)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Its amazing that every website I try to get a copy of the appalling Black Canary late eighties costume does not allow remote linking or even copying. Its almost as if they are doing it for the good of mankind.
http://www.canarynoir.com/main.php?page=galleries&gallery=bcbronze&sort=8

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, I was looking for that last night too and also was thwarted by "right click disabled"

it was a truly hideous outfit. there is a cover to one comic that shows her burning it whilst wearing her classic old skool outfit.

Mark C (Markco), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/3564/200/3564_2_609.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it's a new classy future for Dinah Lance!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Pink pyjamas Brainiac should be in this thread too.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Pre or Post Byrne?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha do Black Canary and Zatanna use the same fashion consultant???

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Gowns by Julie Schwartz.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

see also: Who cares? It's a girl!

(why am I the only one trying to make this an official meme? it wasn't even my idea!)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

1980s Phantom Lady with the goggles, though at the time I thought she was sexy.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

is that Action Weekly cover by Chaykin?

kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 25 August 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

Brian Bolland, unless I'm very much mistaken.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 25 August 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Bolland is correct. This was during Chaykin's "all Blackhawk, all the time" phase.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I just looked at the cover again and surely instead of Black Canary her name should be Black Torpedo Tits?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

black canary powers = sonic scream and superhuman underwiring

Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

I think the edge of her bolero jacket is making her look more torpedo-ish than necessary. Though of course the existence of said jacket brings it's own problems.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

i vote for cloud in both incarnations, (could not find a decent scan so using these)

http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/defenders/CloudJR.gif

http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/defenders/JR-Cloudboy.gif

H (Heruy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

You've got to be kidding, H.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

(Meaning "There isn't really a character out there with THAT as an outfit!")

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

Actually, Blackhawk at that time was being written by Marty Pasko and drawn by Rick Burchett...in Action Comics Weekly, no less!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

hah, you missed Cloud? New Defenders, um mid-80s, alien being who could switch genders

H (Heruy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

oh lord, just checked on cloud and i had forgotten it was the cosmic cube in human form, typically convoluted history here http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/k/kubik.htm

H (Heruy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I have seen that page before, in connection with a friend's man-crush on MODOK. The thing I love most about that convoluted history is that the inventors of MODOK are: George Clinton and Bernard Worrell.

I mean, shit, goddamn.

Get off your ass and jam.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

haha, i had totally missed that

H (Heruy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure Chaykin did a Blackhawk cover or two for ACW actually - which is probably why I thought it might be him. it's very spare for Bolland!

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)


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