Alex Maleev, Meet Spider-Woman

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It's an innie!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Bit Alex Ross for my liking...

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Maleev! What happened?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

(aka ditto)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

I love how the costume is so close fitting you can see every muscle tone of the stomach, and the belly button, but with NO NIPPLE SHOW-THROUGH.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Spiders don't have nipples.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Sports bra ahoy!

I like how the Spider-Woman revival has allowed artists of all stripes (Finch, Cho, Maleev, DeVito) to go gleefully over-the-top in their appreciation for foine venom-blasting chixors in spandex. Granted, drawing a hawt & fit zaftig chick is de rigueur for Cho, but, still.

Also: it's only a cover, so I wouldn't worry aboot AM jumping the shark (or whatever Rubicon artists / writers cross when they go from yay to ugh).

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

That totally looks like a photomanip.

Three cheers for the comedy breasts!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Dreadful for the reasons listed above. If you hadn't told me it was done by the esteemed Mr. Maleev, I'd have believed it to be the work of a fanboy with a copy of photoshop and a selection of softcore stills, er, glamor shots.

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Come back Greg Horn, all is forgiven!

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't see how SpiderWoman doesn't get foiled by her own breasts.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Because they are nipple-free and hence aerodynamic!

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

She would end up with a concussion any time she had to run after a villain!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Sports bra ahoy!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Newsarama fights back!

Spider woman has huge boobs. Has them, has always had them and it is part of her character.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Sports bra ahoy!

It wouldn't work with that outfit...


O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

You'd see the lines.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Full body sports bra! Made of maleable adamantium! And unstable molecules! IT COULD WORK AND IS TOTALLY FEASABLE!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

They're the most ridiculously unfeasible boobs of all time!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Clearly you need to read more comix (and see one Power Girl)!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Will someone tell me who is Spider-Woman, is she Spider-Girl's mom? What about Arana? And X-23?
And what about the X-Babies?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha Nicole, you never read any of the Image books published by Wildstorm, did you? Fairchild of Gen13 and Sublime of The Deviants both put Spider-Woman to SHAME in the Ludatits category.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I guess it's evident that I don't read much outside Astonishing X-Men!

If there are more egregious examples of ludatits out there, I really really really don't want to know.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

http://my.execpc.com/~icicle/Powegirl.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

By the time Humberto Ramos got to the end of his DV8 run, both Sublime and Copycat had ginormo perfect-sphere breasts that were approximately the size of Mercury.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.ne.jp/asahi/grifter/hashibami/cg2003/nan85.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Ha - did Ramos leave when Warren Ellis jumped ship, or after?

Also: She-Hulk to thread (preferably NOT drawn by Greg Horn, dammit).

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

This Is The Thread Where ILC Pervs Out Nicole With Its Yen For LUDATITS

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

This drawing is making me dizzy.

ihttp://ultimatecomics.free.fr/dv8/images/sublime/Sublime_03.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://ultimatecomics.free.fr/dv8/images/sublime/Sublime_and_Powerhouse_01.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Dan has tempted me into google img src hell.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha that's actually tame for a rendition of Fairchild!

Ha - did Ramos leave when Warren Ellis jumped ship, or after?

He left with Ellis IIRC; I think his last issue was #8.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I love how in that solo Sublime picture her breasts are wider than her waist. Also peep the linebacker shoulders!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

And also the simian manhands!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Having Humberto Ramos draw scenes about necrophilia & incest & stuff like that in an Image stylee, now that I think about it, is 13 types of WTF?!?!? It's not as WTF as Millar having Liefeld draw two Youngbloods getting their poles waxed by X-dudes in a hottub, but it's WTF enough for my tastes.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm moving this into the LUDATITS category.

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I still think Spiderwoman's ludatits are the most bizarrely huge ones posted to this thread. Powergirl's suit at least looks like it supports her ginormomelons.

I have probably spent far too much time discussing cartoon boobs, but come on. Even by comic book guy standards they are laughable.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 2 September 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe we've had 30+ posts to a thread about ludatits and not once has any of the Liefeld's abominations been referenced.

http://home.earthlink.net/~grotesqueanatomy/2004-05_reviews/cap_breasts.jpg

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 2 September 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

You could land a plane on that! He looks like some freaky roid victim.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 2 September 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

Close your eyes:

http://www.sequentialtart.com/archive/mar01/images/0301/bb0301_01_large.jpg

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 2 September 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Will someone tell me who is Spider-Woman, is she Spider-Girl's mom?

Spider-Girl is from 30th Century DCU you FULE

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 2 September 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Lee, how can I continue to pretend the Liefeld doesn't exist if you keep posting his fugly art?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Improbable Liefeld Scarlet Witch b00bi3s:

ihttp://hometown.aol.com/luckycowjh/images/liefeldwanda.jpg

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

Haha

I found this Adam Hughes convention sketch which raises the bar substantially on the concept of ludatits. Gentlemen, I give you Black Canary:

ihttp://www.collectingfool.com/unpublished/hughes-blackcanary.jpg

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

This is my new favourite thread.

OK, it's turned into an excuse to look at Adam Hughes b00bage.

http://www.tipos.com.br/media/2/20050216-pg.jpg

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

I found this Adam Hughes convention sketch

...under your mattress? :)

Tom (Groke), Friday, 2 September 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

I can't take the image off this page, but... awesome.

http://www.comicretro.com/gallery/hughes02.html#

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

I like cheesecake, so sue me. ;)

Tom x-post

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

isn't maleev that dunce who does all the shitty photo ref stuff on Daredevil? Bendis has terrible taste in artists (mark bagley - mark ugerly)

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

That Night Nurse one... ROFFLE

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I kinda love the photo collaging/manipulation that Maleev does on Daredevil! I can't understand why more artists don't work with collage and photo, honestly.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 2 September 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Where do these people learn how to draw?

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 2 September 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Oui Magazine?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Is Oui still out there? I hope it is. Oui and Cheri got me through my "awkward" phase (that is, life before free boobies on internet).

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.newyinzer.com/issue11/p-julin.jpg
Titty the Turtle

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

(hahahahahahaha I was so going to reference Cheri as well!)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

LARRY FLYNT WANTS SOME LOVE TOO GUYS

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Oui and Cheri had that continental sophistication that Hustler never quite achieved, despite their unique labial focus.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
Um, this is just a test.

http://www.justsayah.com/images/MaryMarvel.jpg

Leee, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

BAH. http://www.justsayah.com/images/MaryMarvel.jpg

Leee, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

ew

A B C, Monday, 2 April 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

So yesterday I was hanging out w/ my 14-yr-old nephew and took him to a comic shop in the trendy part of town (my comic shop is at the end of a rickety pier and bookended by a homeless shelter and a discount liquor store), and one of the comic shop clerks had just returned from Emerald City Con and he was telling the other clerk that Maleev was a jerk.

Dr. Superman, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

SHA-ZAM! lolol

HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

The nipples are a bit much.

David R., Wednesday, 4 April 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think if any other artist had drawn Bendis' Daredevil run, I would have not enjoyed the book. To me that book was all Maleev.

That said. I don't like this drawing at all really. It doesn't really have anything of what I like about Maleev in it.

mercurialblonde, Friday, 6 April 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)


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