perhaps corn dogs are simply too spicy for the scandanavian
― BLACK BEYONCE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
WTF QUE
OKAY SO THIS IS MY WORLD RIGHT NOW:
http://freedomthirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/world-upside-down.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
lol, i've never had a corndog either i should STFU
-- Mr. Que, Monday, August 4, 2008 8:27 PM (32 seconds ago)
AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH WHAT WHY WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
xpost hahahahhaa
― BLACK BEYONCE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
@ @ `*` ' P O O P '
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I usually deny the Norwegian thing for the reason of LUTEFISK (who's going to defend *that*?!), but lefse... yes, I'll have some plz.
Also I have eaten plenty of questionable things in my life.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
@ @ `*` P O O P ' '
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
this is all getting very 2g1c
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I have no idea how to interpret "2g1c"
AHEM. My best example: raw crab. Bad taste, horrific texture.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
there is a great SUMMERTIME CORNDOG FUNSTAND about 3 blocks from me, its like i live next door to a state fair 5 months a year!
― deeznuts, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
(xp) I would tell you to google it but I like you.
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know why I cannot resist looking these things up. SIGH
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
"2g1c": Bad taste, horrific texture.
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Really, just the bacterial contamination issue alone is TERRIFYING
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
you know I STILL have never seen that awful, awful thing
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
In college we decided that corn dogs were the perfect food because they have all four food groups: corn (grain), dog (meat), breading (made with dairy), and ketchup (veggie/fruit if you pull the "tomato is a fruit" crap). I live by that reasoning still.
― Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
That is my thinking about PIZZA
I'm impressed that you have resisted thus far. xp
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
NATURE'S PERFECT FOOD
― Abbott, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Raw crab? Also, not Norwegian and I will defend lutefisk.
But I like almost anything that is smoked or pickled.
― aimurchie, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Or soaked in LYE?!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Man Sara I'm a filthy vegetarian and even I like corndogs (Abbs otm in re: Satan's Meatless Corndogs).
― en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
My best friend and her husband are vegetarians and they eat those all the time. I just cannot, seeing as how I don't even like real corndogs!
Gah, I'm surrounded on all sides.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
surrounded by corn dogs = HEAVEN
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
surrounded by corndog-wielding nutcases = PURGATORY
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf who's wasting time wielding a corndog when you could be eating it? psychos
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
mr yuk sticker
― jergïns, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
the corn dogs at Cedar Point have got to be the best in the world. They're not frozen: they take the dog, skewer it, dip it in batter, and fry it.
I would like to try corn bratwurst sometime
― Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, that sounds better.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
wait, I just thought of the most amazing idea
corncorn
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
uhhh how do you typically buy corn dogs at stands? do they take them out of a freezer & microwave them in front of you?
― deeznuts, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Shit.
― en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost, but, y'know, not.
that is kind of brilliant hd
― deeznuts, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Like, on the cob?
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
That could work.
http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/317/Batter_Fried_CornOnTheCob45948.shtml
LIKE THIS
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
nah they usually fry them, but they're premade (xpost)
― Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
kettle corn corn
― Mr. Que, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Why do I still not own a deep fat fryer? WHY
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus, this is the perfect food for me to make for the house of four dudes I currently live with.
It's meatless for me, yet shows the kind of trademark disregard for all food-related decency that makes the early-20's American male salivate.
― en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
You'll be a hero!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/16/161593/13_2008/flirting.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:04 (sixteen years ago) link
oops, wrong thread.
― remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link
No, I think this is exactly the right thread.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Minnesotans don't eat lutefisk. They only have it on the store shelves for show. Minnesotans eat Leann Chin's orange chicken, and are terrified of eating at any restaurant that is not a fast food chain.
Except.. I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.
Also I am mostly indifferent to corn dogs.
― rollerbeef, Thursday, 7 August 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.
This is simultaneously a Raymond Carver short story and a Zen koan.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 August 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i have never had a corn dog, but i have had corn and dog. no wait...
― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i have had a "lobster corn dog"
wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog
― BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Only way to have a lobster corn dog is if you are wearing capris.
― libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not sure why my wife calls them "bitch pants".
― libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.veddma.com/veddma/Veldt.htm
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, I love the internets...
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah after a bunch of musing I recently realized that in retrospect I pretty much hated the Panera series as well.
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
well what do you expect when you read a series that's about Caesar salad flavored coffee drinks?
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
to be up all night burping anchovies
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like there's probably some lower GI effects possible here, too, but I'll refrain from elaborating.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I come to bury caeser, not to make pastries and beverages that taste like him
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
there's an obvious, environmentally conscious solution here that will save you time...
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
SOYLENT GREEN IS CAESAR!!!
btw everyone here loves me enough to go buy a copy of The Mountain Goats' All Eternals Deck this week, right
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
You get a royalty? Niiiice, I figured you got a flat fee.
― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
no royalties, I just want to be able to say "I was on an album that debuted in Billboard's Top 200"
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, I was making a horribly formed not-even-a-joke. Congrats on being on the record, btw!
― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
^_^ TY
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa, I didn't know about that! Cool!!!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess I'd better try to find some spending money!
maybe you could sell some of your magic beans that you grow in imaginationville
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I'll sell you a thousand acres there. I think you'll like it, as long as you stay away from some of the stupider stuff (if you see someone sparkling in the sunlight, RUN!).
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
oh no, you have ravers
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
haven't figured out how to eradicate them yet
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
tried feeding them the magic beans, but that just led to unpleasant intestinal problems for them, which quickly becomes a problem for everyone else
PS John - do NOT eat the magic beans!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
you can repel them with liberal doses of Nickelback
side-effects include: having to listen to Nickelback
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
lol, could be worse
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
a neverending loop of "Achy Breaky Heart" will repel *anything*
you can also thin them out by asking to see their resumes
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
but the ones who stay will be super-persistent and will regale you with tales of their work experience, so it's best to use this strategy judiciously
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
you can make the ones who stay mow your lawn
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
if your outdoor holdings are more expansive than that, you can grt them to actually separate the wheat from the chaff
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bonernoise.com/
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link