real talk from ramzi
― gff, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
no you guys, c'mon no Mars bar jokes, he seems to be in pain, we were making poppers and as a joke when we finished a batch he just stuck in there to see how hot it got.
-- Richard 3, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 7:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
. . .and his hand got jammed in the basket.
-- Richard 3, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 7:44 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Then I decided to post to internet message board to see what to do, as my friend was howling in agony and his skin was bubbling in pus-filled blisters
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
were you using a fry daddy?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Cornballer
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
This is how ex-Marillion singer Fish discovered Fish Fingers, isn't it?
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
boiling grease does strange things to a mind
Have truer words ever been spoken?
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
this is so scary
-- Surmounter, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
someone find that vid posted on noise board of lady throwing hot oil in her face
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jasonbatemanfansite.com/Pictures/cornballer.jpg
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
too effing hot
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
FYI: Don't put ice or ice water on a burn. Use cool water only.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm waiting for someone to post a link to that horrifying safety PSA about carrying boiling pots of water in the kitchen. (x^n post)
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice cross-referencing Dan.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
man it is definitely not smart to stick your hand in the freezing sink after doing this
xxpost Kerm beats me to it
― Will M., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
The smart thing to do would be to garnish with lemon and serve with cocktail sauce and tartar sauce.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
as in poppers you mean jalapeno poppers right?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost foodie
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.danielmeans.com/images/tracy_jordan_meat_machine.jpg
― I DIED, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost i know, i was thinking they had come up w/some bizarre method for cooking up amyl nitrate
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
omg that video
― Jordan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
EAT HIS HAND STAT
HOLY SHIT XPOST!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Watch the whole series! My bro (who is a cook) was so excited to show me those.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
ATTN POSTER "SURMOUNTER":
-- Kerm, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i love that video so much
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
try putting "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on it.
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
"slips" : http://www.hse.gov.uk/slips/experience.htm
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.gov
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=5879978
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
first thing i thought of!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.
haha, like maybe he chopped the wrong one?
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
move to ITR?
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
YES YES YES YES
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
yep
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Move to deep fat fryer.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
FUCKING BE CAREFUL.ca
― robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.petercallesen.com/index/images/White-Hand.jpg
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
WELCOME TO ITR!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I keep forgetting that I'm like the only person who uses Site New Answers
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Site New Answers is key
― carne asada, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I have no idea how people don't use Site New Answers
― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
ah thanks, I just switched.
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/toxi.JPG http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/hands.JPG
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
It wants to be longer.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
hmm http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I always thought this sounded like a really good idea because then your hand would be a yummy snack for whenever you needed it.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
What happens when you finish your hand?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
then you qualify for a good parking space and a helper monkey.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
your fried is dumb as shit.
among most entertaining thread reads ever.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 January 2008 06:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I did not need to watch that
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
sorry CaAL - figured reposting a video in the 'HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer' came with an implicit health warning
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
disappointed that no-one responded 'madness' to Richard 3
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
this is a hell of a short story
"sustained grunt" is haunting
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
a sustained grunt would be what i'd imagine you'd muster if transfixed by a longbow
― imago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
that's pretty much what it was like. he was extremely tough - there were cashiers in the front, 10 feet away, who didn't even know what had happened until later. even me, right by him - i don't think i noticed until a few seconds into it. it was the splash of all the oil onto the floor and fryer area that i noticed first
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
one of the big cliques in our school were the cowboys. he was older than me by about 5 years, but he was definitely a cowboy. as you'd expect, one big thing about them was toughness and not crying and just trying to be a badass. or not trying to be, i guess - they'd fucking burn their arms in a deep fryer and not even scream, that seems legit.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
did this friend in OP have a trucker hat
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link
to KM's co-worker, did they sell any of the seafood cooked in the now tainted basket
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link
welp i made the mistake of watching Kerm's video
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link
Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link
was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
xpost? idek anymore
It's not as bad when you know what's coming.
But still, aged 12 this was =0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link
horrifying.
they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.
wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link
oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/i5UNioOalChHp9AMUoWVVE7BKBreKhPxlmau-jG_SSxuj_CdDWzEvH3CfoRHfRGmE86wt9JGo6Ej3IZJTXouX20Xd_NNNqOY8AQgYoF9
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link
^best game
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link