shhhhh secret thread to talk about music without getting into a high-pitched ilm shriekfest on whatever thread is going on atm

True confession, I didn't even listen to the drake song. I'm sorry. That's unfair. But it's drake, so I'm sure that it's dull as shit and tepidly slow and yawn worthy, unless it's one of the ones where he does the "surprise everybody look out for fast drake!" In which case it's faster and still sucks, possibly more.

Ain't it fun - Paramore - ok Jesus, sarahell otm upthread, either I am hitting a bad shuffle streak or this backwards leaning pop thing is out of control. Here is this song, but done better in every way, you are welcome.

http://youtu.be/P0FKzPfsxA4

I know I am not supposed to "care" about lyrics in the modern day but Jesus this don't go crying to your mama living in the real world shit is so fucking embarrassing for a grown person to put on paper fuck man

I don't even know where any of these placed, why do I feel that might make it worse

ha

Paramore, I permanently revoke your fake gospel choir privileges.

jjjusten how dare you speak for women in the language of "Every Little Step"

I sort of like tegan and sara post-"career advice sesh with will.i.am" or whatever happened to them but didnt vote for them.

So good to me - Chris malinchak - I appreciate when an album/single cover gives me a heads up on what to expect, so thanks for that I guess. Bland, but would be fine if it was hanging/playing in a hotel lobby in the background. The minute this stops playing I will remember exactly nothing about it.

Honestly this whole list is basically just shit.

I'm trying to stay positive but yeah maybe I should take a break for a bit honestly

jjjusten, did you hear fka twigs?

No, did they make the list?

no ilm made the list

it was a collaborative effort

ILM's Top 77 Tracks of 2013

No bookmark, on zing, no chance of loading last 50 messages for next hour and a half

I blame myself - sky ferraria - idk man just pick one of my last ten reviews and insert her name

This fka twigs is really really good as an aside

Strandbar - Todd terje- is there any reason for me not to just like listen to actual samba instead? To be fair, this is not my sort of stuff wrt electrowhatever, but it's def the best thing that's showed up in the rundown shuffle today. Improves as it goes along, actually actively enjoying it now that it's hit the 4 minute mark. Yeah, this is ok

Better than ok actually, and my baby enjoys it when I make his lion puppet dance to it, so 2 thumbs up

Keep returning to the fka twigs thing though. Huh I need more of this

yeah that fka twigs song is crazy good

yeah that was the song I went "wait where was I all year that I missed this" for

Shabba - a$ap ferg - good lord finally something that hits and hits well. I like pretty much everything about this.

I feel like is such a fine line between doing this well and doing it poorly, and most stuff falls on the other side. Are there problematic lyrical points well god yes, but hey I listen to eazy so I can hardly point fongers

Ueneo - rocko - and then on the other hand. It's like a bunch of dudes listened to biggies slow rolling delivery and thought "oh hey I can take that all the way to super boring" and are all trying to out bland each other and yeah so I hate this. Oh look rick Ross what a goddamn surprise.

yep. it makes no sense to me that people rate it.

We can't stop - Miley Cyrus - pretty sure this would qualify for worst chorus of the year but then again Katy perry probably released something. This song is such a torpid shitbag. Far more horrible than any of the controversial stuff she did this year (ok maybe not worse that that mtv performance but still this lasts FOREVER)

one of my biggest shocks of 2013 was desultorily playing the A$AP Ferg album with the full expectation of hating it and liking it so much that I went out and bought it that day

Echelon - angel haze - it's like someone took nicki minaj to a reeducation camp and taught her how not to suck. That's not even fair, because this has it's own thing going on but idk in some ways it reminds me of when minaj was a breath of fresh air, without all the trappings of awfulness, or hearing 212 for the first time. Whoa and just when I was going to say that it lacks a bit of the adventurousness, in comes the angel chorus and goddamn I am going to listen the shit out of this in the coming weeks. Redemption point for ILM!

pro-tip: skip the Angel Haze album, go back to her mixtapes, esp. Reservation

Yeah so far the standouts are the a$ap ferg, angel haze, bardo pond and uh kacey musgrave ? Wrt stuff I hadn't heard before.

Duly noted xpost

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nb can't throw stones because "Get Lucky" was my #1

Bipp - Sophie - ok this string of stuff is giving my pessimism a much needed break. This is fucking super cool. I mean there's obv roots in old school here but this is how you make that work. Vocal just on the right side of chirpy w/o ruining everything, great weirdo vibe. Yeah, another winner here.

Disclosure track slightly less annoying on second shuffle listen, but I still wish they had realized that 4 repeats of the fire line would have been enough with maybe a few partial recalls not the whole damn song.

the entire Disclosure album is comfort food; every song basically makes its point in about 2 minutes and then repeats itself, whether that's good or bad is entirely dependent on how much you liked those first 2 min

(ftr I really, REALLY liked it)

Looks like get lucky took number one so lemme just go ahead and say how much I hate that song and forever have since the first moment and also fuck that album forever.

NA super otm.

Ya hey - vampire weekend - putting a weird noise in your chorus does not save you from meandering into being a bland boring indie band, it just makes you a bland boring indie band with a weird noise dropped thoughtlessly in your chorus. I wasn't a hater or a lover out of the gate w/this band like lots were (that me and your sister or whatever song was ok) but woof, I am so done w/ these people at this point judging from this song.

I really hate the new Vampire Weekend album, and I really liked the first two

On the production side I want to hunt down their vocal reverb guy and kill him

I like Vampy Weekend

Gave the album another go this morning and it's largely horrible apart from Step and Hanna Hunt. Loved the first two records.

Most of this stuff I'm just like "I'm sure this is great but it's just not my thing" but I listened to the Paramore songs because I thought they were a "rock band" and they are so awful.