An all-new version of the ILX code is being developed. You can test and comment at sandbox.ilxor.com.

This is the thread where the fine users of the Idiot Thread Repository share inexplicable pictures discovered using GIS for your pleasure and enjoyment.

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

http://publish.edu.uwo.ca/marshall.mangan/Travelpics/Picpage5/BeaverLodgeAB1.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

why were you GISing for "beaver"?

― max, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

why did i even bother asking that question?

― max, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

I just discovered that my cat looks like one. My cat is fat.

Normally I am GISing beaver for photos of the hott womens, though, so I understand the question.

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/compu_beaver.jpg

xpost hahaha

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

So, to recap:

John's pussy looks like a beaver.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.degreesofme.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/lionvag2.jpg

UH NO

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

OK, actually the last one I posted gets better when you read the accompanying story which says that it is, in fact, a PC case mod.

xpost gah

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

How can the internet go from being so awesome (beaverputer, Momus lolz blog) to being so not (lionvag2.jpg)?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just really glad that I specified that I was talking about the last image i posted.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

lioncockputer

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/gov/uploaded_images/franken-794120.bmp

Searching for "fluffy bear" yields WORLDS OF WONDER AND HORROR.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.canwax.shoppingcartsplus.com/i/Instructions/Bear5.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS CHRIST

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Why, God? Why did I look?

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really not sure if I should post any of the ones I've found searching for "oink" today.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, what the hell. Technically probably maybe NSFW, I guess, although there are no actual visible genitals involved. (It's a pig statue, duh)

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/797/pigfucker6rk4mq.jpg

http://www.chrisglass.com/journal/images/2004/0608-oink.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

SFW, but odd:

http://franksidebottom.co.uk/photopost/data/505/oink.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Can't... look... away...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Kind of like a bad traffic accident.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://d1008015.mydomainwebhost.com/tiss-oink.jpg

UH

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://franksidebottom.co.uk/photopost/data/505/oink.jpg
JW on the left?

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

expression...strangely...familiar

http://www.museum.vic.gov.au/FutureHarvest/images/funny1.gif

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

only 45,000 results to go.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.allvisual.ca/web%20ready%20full/1oink%20sculpt.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

No one can say that John isn't dedicated to his work.

xpost

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sunnyswildlife.com/Lynardcaption.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9192/tautaupendolomyspacerd5.jpg

I think I need a new search term. It will be hard to find anything stranger than this.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

OH NEVERMIND

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/1749.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 20 of about 72,800 for sara RC. (0.11 seconds)

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

so far, sara rc search is yielding the inexplicable =D, but not teh funneys =(

http://www.asmpny.org/images/rc65_484.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

So tempted to claim that that is my actual house.

So, so tempted.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

then again:

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4434/1145826575rc4bn.jpg

xpost

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha, I don't have abs of steel. To start with.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I also try to remain fully clothed when wandering outdoors through fantasy novel milieus. It's a lot safer that way.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

HOW ROMANTIC!

― TROO WUV IS A NAKED CHICK ON A ROTTING CORPSE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently, someone out there named sara rc really, really loves alpacas.

― go ahead fess up if you want to, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I hate the internets.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe you should use a fake name when you are indulging your pacalove.

― don't say we didn't warn you, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

TS: loving alpacas vs wishing you could get fucked by dragons

― COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, PACAPACKER, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

HARD CHOICES

in the meantime
http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/images/rc2.jpg

― oh look what this little box down here does, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.b3tards.com/upload/rc1.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

omg John you should do a GIS on your name immediately

http://www.fao.org/docrep/T0690E/t0690e14.gifhttp://www.kenstillson.com/ken/pics/friends/Justen_and_Exasperilla_wigstock_2000.jpghttp://www.fao.org/docrep/T0690E/t0690e14.gif

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

(I think the cow one is actually my own doing, but the one in the middle is AWES)

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently your name crops up a lot in relation to football.

Also, this: http://a100.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/s_a6b724c4f32ecdb60351f95336034713.jpg

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

(Which I presume is also football-related.)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

your actual name is not turning up anything fun yet, but i just started.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

I should probably just go ahead and mark this thread NSFW in advance, huh?

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, if we get through this without at least one fisting picture, I'll be shocked. Especially when I turn to FB's real name.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yournutz.com/store/images/Desertyellow.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

ok wtf those last 2

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kichme.fr/MJ/Michael-Jackson-Youngbloodz-Give-in-to-me-%20Remix.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://crissangel.igotyourballsrighthere.com/crissangel.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/angelospencer/skunkmama.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.olteniapomeranians.com/Bold_n_Beautiful1.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://dailypics.blogfodder.net/bigsmurf.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sideshowworld.com/TYfeej3.jpg

― gabbneb, Thursday, 8 November 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://trickeries.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/klingon-accordion.jpg

― gabbneb, Thursday, 8 November 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

JW on the left?

Did anyone start a JW/Lard separated at birth photo thread? (bonus points for matching pics of Elmo to pics of Frank)

― energy flash gordon, Saturday, 17 November 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chelseaspace.org/images/sidebottom_11.jpg

― caek, Saturday, 17 November 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.bmezine.com/news/lizardman/cork/oozy.jpg

My back section is a tribute to fertility (the "human" orchid — human vagina — as opposed to insect vagina emulation), represented with an orchid and various spiders. Once finished it will have incorporated a scene of various nebulas and birthing stars, all overlapped with webbing to represent how it's all "tied together". Growing off the orchid and encompassing my ass will be two large berries with fetuses growing inside them, fusing the concept of birth and growth with an organic plant-like fusion.

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j282/sazzie_sazz/men.gif

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sweatpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/vaginacan1.jpg

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

OMG DAN THANK YOU FOR FINDING BUCKET BIKINI MAN AGAIN

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://wwni.bc.ca/clipart/grads.jpg
ALMOST BUKKAKE

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kingdomoffungi.com/IMAGES.products/posters/WWnW.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

omg I found TRAYCE
http://xenobia.net/FTH-web.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/_baby-jesus-sausage1.jpg

― John Justen, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

A permutation of the screaming kid with Santa meme:

http://www.popamericana.com/!/uruk%20hai.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/hbo/media/gookinnazi.jpg

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/2005_09_ewoodpussy.jpg

― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2008 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

Did GIS for "slow hand"

Was looking for: slow hand clap gif
got: loads of pics of guys jerking off.

:( do not want.

Also, some pictures of Eric Clapton

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololololol

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2006/07/25/20060725_flipflop_2.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01219/28/48/1219808482_s.jpg

mostly inexplicable because of picture label, which is "Phillip the Abortion Stork"

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://a75.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_aa44173e073b9cb8a4d91ecd4a36906a.jpg

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yaay! VOTE ABBATH!!

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

its the water bottle that really makes it genius

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Phillip the Abortion Stork is a character from Drinking with Ian, a cable access talk show here in Minneapolis.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

FB comes through and makes that picture explicablicated! GOLD STAR!

― BLACK BEYONCE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

That looks like kimya dawson playing guitar in the skunk suit...

― rollerbeef, Friday, 8 August 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/boofusmaximus/puke2.jpg

― FAX ME, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

i have seen parts of this picture before, but horse with cat is new to me

― FAX ME, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

i think it might be a shop

― FAX ME, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

NO WAI

I WANT TO BELIEVE

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

YOU CANT IGNORE THE PIXELS "HI DERE"

― FAX ME, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

ok actual lol

― Just got offed, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://situbusit.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-want-to-believe.jpg

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/387575351_0b59e2fdfa.jpg?v=0

search term "you will be missed"

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Monday, 22 September 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

seems about right

― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Monday, 22 September 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3400/37508861509f0050ee9vo5.jpg

― if the robot is quicker, I'll allow it to service me. (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

search terms "st. patrick's fratboy"

― if the robot is quicker, I'll allow it to service me. (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

"HALP!"

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

uh

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mascotstalker.com/reeses/reeses.jpg

― I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.hot-comments.net/comments/1/cat/funny_pictures/Fat-person-with-beer.jpg

― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

i like that the image title is fat-person-with-beer.jpg, because its good when you pick out the most unique parts of the photo as identifiers.

― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.