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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.

Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men

you didn't want to start this thread.

1. pastrami flaps
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Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

by mikef91 PA Jul 21, 2005 email it
2. pastrami flaps
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Low term for a womans vaginal lips.

"Damn bitch! Those are some nasty fuckin pastrami flaps!"

by Danno Mar 21, 2005 email it
3. pastrami flaps
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The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.

The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!

tags labia beef curtains cunt pussy lips roast beef flaps
by NoFussRuss New Jersey Jun 22, 2006 email it

1. glass bottom boat
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A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some ]glass bottom boat] action.

tags glass boat cleveland steamer glass bottomed boat coprophiliac crap boating
by Frank667788 phoenix Aug 21, 2006 email it
2. glass bottom boat
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Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face

Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

by WholovesdaMonkey Mar 7, 2005 email it
3. glass bottom boat
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when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

tags glass bottom boat defecating shit glass boat
by stephanieboat atlanta, ga Feb 15, 2007 email it

i only know really gross ones sorry.

. Birmingham booty call
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Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call.

i'm gonna stop and let ppl post some more wholesome ones now.

1. craig david's beard
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A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

H.U.S.T.L.E.R - How U Survive This Life Everyday, Resourcefully.

no.

ok fine. i take no responsibility.

this thread> that thread

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1. flopparopagus

a wonderful instrument involving a woman's thighs being played by a man's head or hand while fingering or eating the woman out. the man moves his hand or head from side to side slapping the woman's thighs; thus creating mild thuds or high pitch claps.

damn that bitch got some sexy legs, i`d like to play the flopparopagus on dat ass
tags thunder thighs jiggly butt fat ass ghetto booty kiwi
by E-Mass Philly Aug 14, 2007 email it

^^A+

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1. Perry 165 up, 35 down

where you stick your cock in someones ear.

i am gonna perry you good

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