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Would you like to sing Janet Jackson with me at a karaoke?

Would you please also dance while you sing the Janet Jackson?

1. o u bich
2. YES! Are you thinking of a Janet Jackson song or one of her appearances/duets on another person's record? (ie, Busta Rhymes' "What's It Gonna Be?" or Blackstreet's "Girlfriend/Boyfriend") (PS: plz pick the Blackstreet song)
3. I don't sing and dance at the same time; fucks up my breath support. ;_;

I don't sing and dance at the same time; fucks up my breath support.

Well, if it doesn't bother Madonna...

...who can't really sing...

O NO HE DIDDNNNNNNNTTTT

Madonna is awesome! But she's not a singer.

Who is a better singer, Madonna or Robert Smith of The Cure?

Okay, FINE, Madonna is not a singer, but that's hardly stopped *her,* so get to work Dan. I promise we won't make you wear a bullet bra.

Madonna or Robert Smith of The Cure?

The Most Important Question of Our Time

Depends on the criterium:

PITCH ACCURACY: Robert Smith, no question. I've seen The Cure Live about 10 times and I think heard him be off-key twice; Madonna is off-key in every other awards show she does.

VOCAL TECHNIQUE: Both started out with incredibly nasal technique but have improved as time has gone on; Madonna has gotten better by taking voice lessons and Smith has gotten better by singing in a lower, less screechy register. Stamina-wise, they are probably equal.

EMOTIVE ABILITY: It's actually harder for Madonna to emote than Smith because she's working in a genre where you can't just start screaming and expect your fanbase to find it acceptable. The fact that she can evoke an array of emotions within this framework gives her the nod, particularly in her early work.

Madonna is off-key in every other awards show she does

And you know it is bad when even *I* notice it... Madonna did improve vastly, I think when she took voice lessons for Evita. Honestly, though, I still prefer my Evita cds with Mandy Patinkin and Eva LaPone. (I listen to Madonna and she doesn't even try to hit some of the notes and I think, WAIT THEY CHANGED THAT BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T DO IT! Oooh, harsh judgments).

I probably would have gone with Robert Smith overall as a better singer, but that was entirely subjective.

HEY I DONT REMEMBER CALLING THIS THREAD ASK SARA R-C SO CRAM IT SISTER

Dear John, I am not your sister. Trust me on this one.

It seems early in the week for this, but please kick yourself in the shins for me, okaaaaaaay?

Babylon sisteeeeeeers
CRAM IT

What song am I thinking of that has "cram it" in it as a lyric right now?

"The Rose"?

http://www.elyrics.net/read/g/guttermouth-lyrics/cram-it-up-your-ass-lyrics.html

HI DERE, why do good people steal images from websites?

They are so tantilizing!