HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer

go to the hospital

ketchup

Well, first at the ER they have an internal hearing to determine whether your injury was a result of accident or stupidity. That can take a while.

before i give my advice tell me this: was the hand breaded prior to going in the fryer?

ketchup ranch!

Of course they'll help you. Go, before the burns get even deeper.

did he dip it in a taste batter first?

Was he holding a Mars bar?

you need infection protection

no you guys, c'mon no Mars bar jokes, he seems to be in pain, we were making poppers and as a joke when we finished a batch he just stuck in there to see how hot it got.

. . .and his hand got jammed in the basket.

wow

bullshit

that's a not a very funny joke?

banner day for trolls today

god even the baby is better than this

ok we are going to the hospital thanks

deep fried baby

HELP! My friend stuck his baby in my deep fryer

xpost fucker

you're friend is dumb as shit

your friend also

lol Laurel

My Friend Went to the ER and All I Got Was This Lousy Fried Hand t-shirts will be waiting for you when you get back.

you're friend is dumb as shit

there you go

while he's waiting in the ER you should go get him some fries from the cafeteria

When I worked at the Taco Bell I would always get this hypnotic semi-compulsion to do this. Of course I never did, but boiling grease does strange things to a mind.

I want that t-shirt, do I have to fry my hand to get one?

this is so scary

real talk from ramzi

no you guys, c'mon no Mars bar jokes, he seems to be in pain, we were making poppers and as a joke when we finished a batch he just stuck in there to see how hot it got.

-- Richard 3, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 7:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

. . .and his hand got jammed in the basket.

-- Richard 3, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 7:44 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Then I decided to post to internet message board to see what to do, as my friend was howling in agony and his skin was bubbling in pus-filled blisters

were you using a fry daddy?

Cornballer

This is how ex-Marillion singer Fish discovered Fish Fingers, isn't it?

boiling grease does strange things to a mind

Have truer words ever been spoken?

this is so scary

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

someone find that vid posted on noise board of lady throwing hot oil in her face

http://www.jasonbatemanfansite.com/Pictures/cornballer.jpg

too effing hot

FYI: Don't put ice or ice water on a burn. Use cool water only.

I'm waiting for someone to post a link to that horrifying safety PSA about carrying boiling pots of water in the kitchen.
(x^n post)

Nice cross-referencing Dan.

man it is definitely not smart to stick your hand in the freezing sink after doing this

xxpost Kerm beats me to it

james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

The smart thing to do would be to garnish with lemon and serve with cocktail sauce and tartar sauce.

as in poppers you mean jalapeno poppers right?

xpost foodie

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

http://www.danielmeans.com/images/tracy_jordan_meat_machine.jpg

xpost i know, i was thinking they had come up w/some bizarre method for cooking up amyl nitrate

omg that video

Site New Answers is key

I have no idea how people don't use Site New Answers

ah thanks, I just switched.

http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/toxi.JPG
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/hands.JPG

It wants to be longer.

hmm http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/

I always thought this sounded like a really good idea because then your hand would be a yummy snack for whenever you needed it.

What happens when you finish your hand?

then you qualify for a good parking space and a helper monkey.

your fried is dumb as shit.

among most entertaining thread reads ever.

an ex girlfriend's mother did, in all seriousness, do this once.

she used to dip her hand in the (turned off) deep fat fryer and flick oil into a frying pan for the breakfast in the mornings. one day, someone turned it on first. not very nice.

Dan, did you remember to leave a mint under the pillow for our new thread friend?

why is my thread here?

because you are a winner!!!!

TADAH!

you people are full of jokes

fried jokes

I marked it work unsafe so the bright colors would make it easier for you to find. because here at the ITR, we care.

YOU THINK THEY GAVE YOU A HARD TIME

DEEP FRIED BABY

How's your friend (besides tasty)?

I guess this didn't happen after all ;_;

at least he didn't put his eye in there.

True

he probably immediately touched his eye

Will they never learn?

pics?

james redd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

omg

omg

I did not need to watch that

a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay

sorry CaAL - figured reposting a video in the 'HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer' came with an implicit health warning

disappointed that no-one responded 'madness' to Richard 3

a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay

this is a hell of a short story

"sustained grunt" is haunting

a sustained grunt would be what i'd imagine you'd muster if transfixed by a longbow

that's pretty much what it was like. he was extremely tough - there were cashiers in the front, 10 feet away, who didn't even know what had happened until later. even me, right by him - i don't think i noticed until a few seconds into it. it was the splash of all the oil onto the floor and fryer area that i noticed first

one of the big cliques in our school were the cowboys. he was older than me by about 5 years, but he was definitely a cowboy. as you'd expect, one big thing about them was toughness and not crying and just trying to be a badass. or not trying to be, i guess - they'd fucking burn their arms in a deep fryer and not even scream, that seems legit.

did this friend in OP have a trucker hat

to KM's co-worker, did they sell any of the seafood cooked in the now tainted basket

welp i made the mistake of watching Kerm's video

no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging

It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.

Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!

was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"

xpost? idek anymore

It's not as bad when you know what's coming.

But still, aged 12 this was =0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM

horrifying.

they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.

wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.

oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/i5UNioOalChHp9AMUoWVVE7BKBreKhPxlmau-jG_SSxuj_CdDWzEvH3CfoRHfRGmE86wt9JGo6Ej3IZJTXouX20Xd_NNNqOY8AQgYoF9

^best game