NOODLE VAGUE FOR PRESIDENT ???

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flawless execution...

...wins the internet singlehandedly

gotta qualify him for leadership of the free world...

agree ???

pollywog, Friday, 11 January 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah.

Tuomas, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

deserves a medal at the very least...

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://base58.com/ilx/kingshutup.jpg

blueski, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

it's a free world last time i checked...

...why don't you swallow instead of spit ???

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9751/00022wczoo9.jpg

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

I'm missing you in that other thread already...

...please come back

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

awww don't be like that...

...you know i still love you

*MWAH*

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

jew-dle gay-gue, morelike

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

^^^huh...is that like a cryptic trans literated hebrew proverb known only to initiates ???

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

g'night noodle...

...wherever you are

sweet dreams hun...

XXOXXOXXOXOXXXOX

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.arnoldroth.com/images/digging_grave_cover.jpg

blueski, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

do you think posting here causes real life screw ups ???

...you're in a bad way i'd say

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

Noodle Vague is certainly the first person to come to mind if anyone's talking about real life screwups on ILX

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

i'm pickin noodle is a fat, ugly, balding, bespectacled, middle aged, euro, virgin dude who chronically masturbates, still lives at home and exposes himself to little kids when not sitting round in his undies clocking animal pron on line and trying to catch his mother out taking a shit :)

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

hedging your bets there, pollywog -- there are at least 70 ilxors who fit that description.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

The rest just beat their ex-girlfriends.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31elFBFUw8L.jpg

^^my favourite album

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

what fresh hell

El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

hedging your bets there, pollywog -- there are at least 70 ilxors who fit that description.

i'm picturing all of them attending a noodle convened bukkake event jizzing over a picture of jay-z and beyonce...

pollywog, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

you seem to have taken ILM's disinterest in your 'what song is best to have sex to?' thread to heart.

blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

the internet is not a game
sometimes feelings get hurt

sleepingbag, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

you seem to have taken ILM's disinterest in your 'what song is best to have sex to?' thread to heart.

haha hardly, that would be me ol mucker noodle. i was just winding him up some more out of boredom...

...if it helps think of that thread as a 'what tune do you put on to get your honey in the mood' thread

a legitimate question if you ask me...

the internet is not a game
sometimes feelings get hurt

...it is a game, play to win

softcocks need to harden up or get the fuck out...

pollywog, Friday, 11 January 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

ka-sploosh.

Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

do you think posting here causes real life screw ups ???

IRL CONSEQ

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 January 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

How did I miss all this excitement?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 11 January 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

wau

John Justen, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)


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