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List things that would be worse to get in your eye than shampoo

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1. a knife

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START THIS THREAD

― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

ROLLING t (o_O) tTHREAD

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1410/17088282cu6.jpg

― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

2. luvgunk

― bell_labs, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

3. lava

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

4. shot

― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

5. book

― Rubyredd, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

6. brick

― Rubyredd, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

7. Romanian gymnast

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

8. Mary Lou Retton

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

(but I still hate shampoo in my eye, srsly)

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

9. Hyundai

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

10. John's pet turkey

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

11. wasabi

xpost SHOW LARRY SOME RESPECT, HE HAS A NAME

― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

RIP Larry ;_;

I'm sure you were delicious.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

12. Velcro(TM)

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

13. More eye

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

13. hot candle wax

― Rubyredd, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

14. urine

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

15. jellied eel

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

17. thumb

― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

16. The Sun

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

16. herpes.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

lol ITR counting

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

18 3/4. fondue fork

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

21. neighbour

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

22. electropop

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

23. Pop rocks

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

24. Damon Albarn

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

25. That scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back where the hot women raid the museum to steal the jewellery and jump over/under/through/around those laser beams

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

26. a Standard Beaverette

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Beaverette

― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

27. Lego

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

28. statscock

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

19. frenzy of dikplay

― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

\/\/ copping other ppl's memes since 1999

― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

30. organic chemistry textbook

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

31. Hitchcock's Frenzy <-- lol u see waht i did there

xp

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

32. trunkful of mink

― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

i dispute 7, for the record

― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

33. the black vomit of a yellow fever victim

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

34. the Titanic

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

I got rum in my eye at a party about a year ago. It was so painful.

― W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

35. http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/992/50192519.JPG

― W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

36. large gauge knitting needle

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

37. porcupine quill

― remy bean, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

38. baleen

― remy bean, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

3. two knives

― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

40. IUD

― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

41. Grandma

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

127. pasties

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

128. Coca cola

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

129. peppermint oil

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

130. Owens Corning R25 Fiberglass Insulation

― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

131. Meteorites

― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

132. bile

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

133. Botfly Larvae

― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

134. Interco Superswamper TSLs

― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

135. acrylic paint

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

136. POPPAGE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

137. meat hook

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

138. ILX New Favicon (URL Bar Logo) Poll

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Wait how is 137 different from 2?

lol obv I meant 136 and 2 but that typo is too funny so I'm posting it

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

poppage is what the britishes call lovegunk, just want to make sure both sides of the atlantic are represented

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

you could for example have a britisher on your left and american on your right. . . .

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

and a belgian in your eye

139. belgian

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

lol so what is it in Antipodaea? Wallyslime?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoont

― W4LTER, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

140. Dr. Morbius

― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

141. dynamite

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

142. a pigeon

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

143. the sum of seven consecutive primes

― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

144. a bonfire

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

145. a Bonofire

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

146. salt

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

147. mini-dickmanns

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

148. cookie sheet

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

149. http://www.brokennewz.com/storyimages/dickmanns.jpg

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ seriously the most disturbing thing I've seen today

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

150. solar flare

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

151. snausages

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

152. Uranium-235 with dirt on it.

― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

153. free will

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

154. ashes of your deceased beloved

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

155. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/goat2.gif

― W4LTER, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

good lord, W4LTER, that is... yikes

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

156. a pitchfork

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

157. http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/a1.jpg

― W4LTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

158. http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/11/SANTORUM%20023.jpg

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

159. grit

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:25 (eighteen years ago)

160. sardines

― estela, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

160. true grit

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

162. clint eastwood

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

163. harry potter

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

164. Mitt Romney's wife

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

165. THE SHOCKER

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

166. that naked german woman who's naked and goes to petrol stations naked: her stilettos

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

I enjoyed this thread

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

167. syringe full of heroin

― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

i forgot this thread

― Threat Level: Panda (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)


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