A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL

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Srsly, should Sara send Dan birthday poop or what?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Yes	13
When I think of the regulatory wing of the USPS, I go all shaky in the knees, so no.	3
No	2

― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

oh ffs

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

you spelled "yes" wrong

― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

Now I'm silently repeating to myself, "I love Dan and cannot strangle one of his best friends on his birthday."

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

i forget if it's going to be animal poop or human poop. this won't affect my vote (hint: YES SARARC) but i am wondering.

― jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

HI DERE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MY GIFT TO YOU IS A THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

― jessie monster, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

I will be so busy playing ROCK BAND that I will miss any poop sent my way.

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

Good lord, Dan, don't throw the gauntlet down for John like that. It's a good thing he's sick or I'd actually be worried.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not that kind of sick, sara.

― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

I beg to differ.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

I STAND CORRECTED

― The real SARA R-C no really, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

John is every kind of sick.

NO REALLY.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

Dan is thity-five in
half an hour, so
this is for him.

Those down days
When you felt so young
And everything seemed

You saw the people
Around You
Getting old

You wake up
The teenage yearn is
Gone for you

It happens to others
It happens all the time
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

The candles on the cake
Waiting to be blown
Wish I was
An other

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

Is that a vote for or against poopmail?

― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

HAPPYBIRTHDAY POOPMAIL FOR EVERYONE

― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

It frightens me that FB is starting to make sense to me.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

MR QUE HAS THE SPIRIT

― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

Lyrics from "Happy Birthday", by The Cure.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

So weirdly perfect.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

I already got one call this week from the USPS OIG and I don't feel like dealing with another one.

― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

GUYS GUYS EVERYONE GO SEE CLOVERFIELD, EVEN YOU SARA

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

happy happiest birthday dan p!!

― estela, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

What, you think I'm going to come out of my hermit-like existence for a movie? Well, since it's you're birthday, I'll see what I can do.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

happy bday dan! I hope you get shit in the mail!

― Lingbert, Saturday, 19 January 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

happy birthday mr perry

i really hope you don't get shit in the mail

― Rubyredd, Saturday, 19 January 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

HI DERE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DERE.

― lxy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

DERE E ERE HI & HB

― jergïns, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

let the ballot stuffing commence

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

ILX 2
You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.

― remy bean, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

HI DERE, WAHT IS IT MADE?

― Embarchie, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:40 (seventeen years ago)

not poop

― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

thats what you always say

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

because he's always right

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^ this

― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^no

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

agree to disagree?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, that sounds like something i'd do

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

John must really still be sick, guys.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

sarcasm does not work on the internet

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

a wise man said that once

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

Does it make you feel better to know that I considered accusing you of being a robot and not the real John Justen?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha in three posts we have demonstrated why John and I were best friends who sometimes wanted to stab each other with knives in high school

― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahayes this is true

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

I thought it was because you were twins.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!

― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

Dan will now deny that you're related at all and I will stand aside and be amused.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

A shocking result.

But still, no.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

On the other hand, John's birthday is in a couple of months.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away!

How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How long?

'Cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead-end streets
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up, puts back up against the wall!

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
All right lets go!

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost but tell me who has won
The trenches dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart!

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

How long...how long must we sing this song?
How long?
How long?

'Cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight
Tonight (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Tonight
Tonight (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Tonight
Come get some!

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)

Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Here I come!

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and TV reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die!

The real battle yet began (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
To claim the victory Jesus won (Sunday, Bloody Sunday
on...

Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sunday, Bloody Sunday...

― John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

BTW, the victory that jesus won ^^^^^ mailing Dan poop.

― John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

or it was on an ebay auction, cant remember

― John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

John, I think I would like to read your re-interpretation of the Bible. As would millions of bored elementary aged Sunday school students.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://sptsb.com/TdayGarySausage.jpg

― FREE HUGS!, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

So, so disturbing.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

BUMP

― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

AHEM: 13 belated birthday gifts on the way, right folks?

― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

oh HELL no

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

― tehresa, Sunday, 18 January 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

Happy birthday, Dan!

Relax, I have failed to send you anything. (well, an e-card, but that isn't very threatening to open)

― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

send him an e-vite to open his e-card

― tehresa, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHCDATY

― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha every e-Card I've received has been awesome

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

happy b-day, duder!

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HI DERE BUT FUCK U DUDE U ATE MY EGGOS

― I'm in the building and I'm feeling myself (The Reverend), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY WERE TOO DELICIO.US

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

I made some really fantastic chocolate almond cupcakes in your honor this weekend, too, Dan. If only you would visit, I would give some to you.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday from me<3

― estela, Monday, 19 January 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 19 January 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

^_^ <3 thankig u

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 04:03 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Hmmmmmm

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:58 (fifteen years ago)

i mean if this is a bad idea you should just let us know and we will never speak of this again

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:00 (fifteen years ago)

you have 5 minutes btw

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:00 (fifteen years ago)

WAIT WAHT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

well thats settled then

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

sara i'd probably use media mail, UPS rates have really gone up in the past year

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://chicktech.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fist-shake.jpg

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

While I always appreciate John's advice, I'm going to have to leave his project to him this year. I've got a board exam to study for...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

bump

― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

appropriate displayname

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

bloomp

― (govtname)mac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

The answer is still no, btw

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

u r obviously bad at math

― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ acknowledged, but still no

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1903593/2/istockphoto_1903593_amazed_by_vienna_sausage.jpg

― FREE HUGS!, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

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