WORDS/TERMS/WHATE4VER GET IF OFF YER CHEST ITR PEEPLES THINGS THAT MAEK YOU ANRGY AND WHAT THAT YOU HATE RIGHT THEN OK A LIST THREAD

seriously. is a free for all right here in this thread. go team.

2. tom brady

3. "hear me out"

la la la la la you talk but you can't make me listen, stupid fuckers la la la la la la la la

4. poison iv

5. ass wipe

6. "i only want to say this once" followed by six hundred repetitions of whatever 'this' is.

7. "i'm not gonna lie to you" –– because you have been?

8. meatflaps/beefflaps/beef curtains or any variation on this

9. "true dat"

10. "visceral" (in a figurative sense)

11. "in a figurative sense"

12. calling people "lover"
13. "digging" as in "I am really digging this tune"

14. "dramz"

these are all coming out of my boss' mouth.

dramz?

your boss is a bad man

but srsly what are/is "dramz" supposed to mean?

she's a woman and is hopefully leaving in two weeks.

it is apparently a cool way to say "drama"

she may be a woman, but she is still a bad man.

i will try out this dramz on some of the kids in the store and see if it is in fact new and youthful hip cool kid lingo

well she's addicted to prescription drugs so I am sure she is up on all the hip stuff.

...your boss calls people "lover" at work? That seems problematic.

ironically, she calls them 'peon' in the bedroom

I'm just not going to ask how you know that that is ironic. ;)

15. "gf" as in, the letters. instead of "girlfriend."
Boss: "blah blah blah gf, right?"
Me: "Did you seriously just say gf?"
Boss: "Yeah."
Me: "I do not approve."

wait, she said gf out loud in conversation?

yes.

ugggggghhhhhhh i proclaim an ITR fatwa on your boss

She's spent the entire morning informing us of every development in the "dramz" wherein her "bf's" old "gf" tried to facebook friend her, the new "gf," last night despite having not met her.

APPARENTLY SHE DOES NOT REALIZE SOME OF US DO NOT CARE ABOUT EVERY MINUTE HAPPENING IN HER LIFE.

my best friend invited her to a party at her apartment next weekend and I want to go see my best friend and her new boyfriend but I seriously do not want to spend any time with this woman I'm not getting paid for.

also she's 24 years old and snorts klonopin. bitch please.

I like how whenever I get all angry about my boss it drives people away from threads.

lol jessie you are going to hate it when old people die and WE ALL TALK LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME

Actually, I'm kind of intrigued by these stories of your boss; I am just distracted by the fact that my email isn't functioning and unfortunately I really need it to be working today for school purposes. GRRRR.

Also, I'm still trying to muddle out how saying "gf" saves you any time over "girlfriend," because it doesn't really. But why else would you use that in conversation...?

Is it pronounced "guhf"? I might be able to get behind that.

I kind of want to start a thread documenting things she says. She just spent ten minutes marveling over how her orange is pink on the inside.

also she does not have the power to fire me.

plz to start thread

I think she likes to imagine all the college girls here look up to her and admire her, but she doesn't understand that when I called her Dina Lohan it was not a compliment.

o_O

omg I forgot she has a BLOG!

of course she does

s4ldys4ys.b10gsp0t.c0m

if you have too many brain cells or something.

hoooooooooooooooly shit

oh my god why did i look at that

16. "p to the s" instead of "p.s."

guess who.

hahahahahahahahahah POST to the SCRIPT

it was revealed to me today that her ultimate goal is to become a life coach.

c to the l

lol jessie you are going to hate it when old people die and WE ALL TALK LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME

this won't ever happen because I will put an end to the habitability of our planet e. stavro blofeld style before I allow it

good man.

is it wrong of me to deride my boss because she is going to a party thrown by college sophomores?

I enjoy hating people too much.

http://i32.tinypic.com/jgr5ux.jpg

17a. "unforch" (abbrev. for unfortunately)
17b. "approp" (abbrev. for appropriate)

abbrev. words in gen. rly

i watched the 30 rock with josh's negotiation last night

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3np2b_negosh_shortfilms

fast forward to about 1:33

omg I am Alec Baldwin.

woah, woah, woah--googleproof plz.

I doubt she is above pasting her own blogposts into google to see how many people read her blog.

right now I am debating whether I actually care, so maybe nevermind.

can not googleproof only delete stuff so i did that becaues i am but a widdle baby moderator w no actual power. sry, i was out eating MASS AMTS FOODS AND WINE

WHAT DID YOU EAT? FOOD DETAILS PLZ

(you drank wine? that still seems so wrong)

Pazza Luna - olive tapenade, bruschetta, carpaccio, calamari, some magical chicken roasted around fresh mozzarella/asparagus/prosciutto, tiaramasu, creme brulee. and a lot of wine

Okay that sounds VERY YUMMY. (tiramisu AND creme brulee?!)

18. "that being said"

2000 – Saldy’s coconuts are christened with their first nick names, Regina & Lola.

Many of my friends have also mentioned a distaste for the word ‘pussy,’ although I find to be acceptable in occasional bedtime commentary.

I wonder what kind of commentary her pussy gets. Is this like play-by-play or color? Post-game analysis?

Last weekend Señor Sexy (my bf’s Spanglish speaking alter ego) and I watched Volver together.