1. vagina dentata
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
2. graduated from Harvard (everyone knows all the real Presidents graduate from Yale)
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
3. but not the Harvard in Cambridge, the Harvard in Boise.
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
4. secret past as militia member
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
5. jewish
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
6. refusal to give up WoW and Dr. Who time to campaign
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
7. wife would be better Commander in Chief
― remy bean, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
8. Would paint the White House sexy.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
why is #8 a bad thing
― max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
America is not ready for that much sexy.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
9. Replaces Congress with Parliament ... Funkadelic
― remy bean, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
10. Backpack full of maddened weasels.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
10. The cooking video.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)
i am ready for that much sexy
― max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
#7 and #10 kinda make me want to vote for him, tbh
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)
Sara R-C: all about the weasels.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
I have standards, you know.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
12. Bought and liked the most recent Editors album.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
13. highschool.jpg
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
14. made entirely out of hot pocket filling
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
15. tireless campaigning against the burgeoning "mail dan poop" movement a sure fire superdelegate loser
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
16. shot vince foster in an "ilx favicon" beef
17. Middle America terrified of the monstrous thundercock
― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
18. pledge to make the red and blue states into "black and blue states, you fuckers" poorly received
― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
19. except by idahoans, who all turn out to be sexual submissives
― remy bean, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:56 (eighteen years ago)
20. Runs poorly against Fluffy Bear's three and a half inches of blue steel.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
21. clueless white people unable to distinguish Dan from other famous black people ("Was that Colin Powell on the news...?" "I thought it was Will Smith...")
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
22. Which ilx posters have actually, personally, killed someone
― John Justen, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:32 (eighteen years ago)
no specifics on that thread, i'm just saying that...well, i've probably said too much already.
23. dan_as_duckie_posing_w_jj_and_fb.jpg
― jessie monster, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
24. Friends of Dan 527 largely ineffective due to being perpetually distracted by creating and consuming horrible new alcoholic drinks
― Sara R-C, Friday, 8 February 2008 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
25. Campaign song deemed "off-putting" (The Outhere Brothers - "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass")
― HI DERE, Friday, 8 February 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
26. Pimp hand too strong for Kansas
― HI DERE, Friday, 8 February 2008 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
27. midcampaign controversy over accusations that centipedes can be found in your vagina.
― jessie monster, Friday, 8 February 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)