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POOP IN THE MALE POLL

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Who wants it? Who gets it? Who deserves it? Whoops, did I misspell mail up there? LOL

Poll Results

OptionVotes
HI DERE13
John Justen 5


― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

LET THE SOCKPUPPET SHOWDOWN COMMENCE

― John Justen, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

John Justen.

― Choose Leif, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

I have to abstain from voting since I went to high school with both of them and I feel uncomfortable choosing.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I still can't tell them apart.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

i was the shark, dan was the jet

― John Justen, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that doesn't really help that much though.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

he is the dj and i am the rapper

― John Justen, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

Getting less helpful, not more

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

he is the one you were supposed to mail poop to, i am the one who is a blameless innocent bystander

― John Justen, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

I know you both well enough to know that neither of you gets the label "blameless innocent bystander," John.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

snickering uninvolved bystander then?

― John Justen, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but that could be either of you. Thus, the problem.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

I would just like to state for the record that anyone who attempts to poop in this particular male is going to get punched multiple times.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 February 2008 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, if I can't tell who you are, how can I even offer you a handshake?!

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

(See, you are SAFE!)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone here seen "You and Me and Everyone We Know"?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417RMVHWQDL._AA280_.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

xpost No, but if it helps me sort out which of you guys is which, I'm all for it.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh man

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

It is amazing to me that I forgot about this somehow.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

Don't let the fact that John's birthday is on Saturday influence your last minute votes.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

v v exciting

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of feel like John is going to be disappointed if people don't mail birthday packages of some kind to him.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

feeeeeeeeel the anticipation maaaaaaaaaaale dan poop

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Mail%20Dan%20Poop

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

"Nothin' says lovin like MAIL DAN POOP from the oven."

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

POOP IN THE MALE POLE

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

(i'm in a public place right now so someone else can post shitting_dick_nipples.jpg)

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

"We Don't Make Mail Dan Poop. We Make Mail Dan Poop Better."

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DENTISTS AGREE: MAIL DAN POOP

― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Every Kiss Begins With Mail Dan Poop."

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

They Drink Mail Dan Poop In The Congo.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

Yo Quiero Mail Dan Poop

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/acro.cgi?word=mail+dan+poop

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

HERE IT COMES

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE ESTABLISH A PRECEDENT HERE

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

That depends. How many times did you vote?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

NOT ENOUGH TIMES TO SWAY THE RESULTS. NO LIE.

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

people just want to mail dan poop why is that so hard for you to understand?

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

accept it

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

come to peace with it

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

mail dan poop

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

DAMN SON

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 February 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

wtf it's not even my birthday

CONTRARY TO WHAT THEY TELL YOU ON TELEVISION, BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE POOP

― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 February 2008 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

What do you do on the toilet, then? Just sit there and read the sports section and fart?

― libcrypt, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. Said farts smell like blunts and Cristal.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Black Person Physiology lol

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

POOP MAIL MANDATE

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

POOP IN THE MALE MAN DATE FOR DAN

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Is this human poop or another species' poop?

― Abbott, Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

The only thing consoling me right now is the top google result for John's name.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

MFI Mail Dan Poop Fuel Injection

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 1 March 2008 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

I smell a new energy drink

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 1 March 2008 06:22 (eighteen years ago)


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