FURTHER PROOF THAT HUMANITY IS DOOMED

i almost titled this thread "TOMBOT AND JOHN JUSTEN ROLLING CROTCHETY GET OFF MY LAWN THREAD", but i didn't want anyone to feel left out

my boss tries to charge for extra chilli (even tho it's a bowl that contains like TABLESPOON of chilli). but we bypass him and don't bother putting it on ppl's bills. i'm good like that.

hahaha wait until you work somewhere where you get TIPS
then you will JACK THE TAB AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
I bet you commonwealth of nations weirdos don't even know what "jack the tab" means

FUCK THIS SONG IN THE MACBOOK AIR COMMERCIAL. FUCK IT

THATS THE SPIRIT also yes that song it sucks

if I were synaesthesiac the girl's voice in that song would taste like alka seltzer

hahahahaha

http://www.mnsun.com/articles/2008/02/20/local_news_update/1c120counterfeitbreak.txt

in the non press release version that they faxed to us, they mention that the suspects appear to have spent the majority of the conterfeit money on lottery tickets and meth

hopefully my waitressing days are numbered. maybe i should start an 'I NEED A GODDAMN JOB IN GODDAMN OAKLAND" thread

RESTAURANTS THAT ONLY ACCEPT CASH WHAT YEAR ARE YOU OPERATING IN

like ok this is a small town and you're a mom and pop store lol we get it but c'mon now

if I were synaesthesiac the girl's voice in that song would taste like alka seltzer

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 6:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

remember when all of ILM claimed they were synasthesiacs? that is the day i stopped reading, fucking tools.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm going to drown my sorrows by drinking a Cure album now.

That will be Ned's first and last Youtube appearance.

I don't know if this is proof humanity is doomed or proof humanity is awesome:

oh no! SPANKING VIDEO GAME! oh no!