HELP ME ITR, HELP ME FIND A JOB IN OAKLAND!

^^ this is an oakland job, but wants to whisk girls away to some obviously GLAMOUROUS new york escort job where i will get to *date* the likes of richard gere.

Finding a job in Oak-town is easy. Finding a nice place to live in SF bay area and a job that doesn't give you the death-rattle is slightly harder.

Someone should check and see if HI DERE still wants to move out of Boston, this seems like it could be a great opportunity for him

Dan wants to date the likes of richard gere?

you didn't hear it from me

but yes dan has always dreamed of dating richard gere

i have probably said too much already

NOW WE KNOW THE ASNWER TO INSIDE HI DERE'S BRAINSPACE IN HIS SKULL: VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS

this could be me:

Reply to: job-581147✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-02-20, 6:15PM PST

We are seeking a determined surveillance investigator who is capable and resourceful. Duties will entail driving moderate to long distances on days worked, sitting patiently and observing a variety of different subjects for hours, and writing accurate and detailed reports due every 24 hours. The perfect candidate must work well under pressure and has the ability to think independently and with strong common sense. The perfect candidate is also excited about the private investigation industry and sincerely cares about the quality of his or her work product. Enthusiasm and a positive attitude are a must. This is a full-time position with benefits. Compensation is DOE. Please email resume. No candidate will be considered without a resume.

oh shit i can't drive :(

or this:

Reply to: job-580826✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-02-20, 1:18PM PST

Our egg donors earn $8,000, it’s true! But they also earn the unlimited gratitude of a family whose life will never be the same. A family struggling no more with the heartbreak of infertility. A family so full of love and gratitude that there’s plenty for you. If you want to be a part of this amazing experience, get in touch with us today to find out more! We have permanent offices in Los Angeles, New York, Boston and the Ohio Valley, We also make frequent trips to most major cities to see potential donors. Please visit our website at http://www.eggdonorwebsite.com.

i have plenty of eggs to go around

this is DEFINITELY for me:

Can You Stop Smoking For 40 Hours or Quit? (menlo park)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-20, 8:12AM PST

Smoking Cessation/Sleep Research Study at SRI International in Menlo Park.

Are you a smoker and ready to quit smoking or stop for 40 hours (or know someone who does?. Are you between 18 and 65 years old and healthy?
Whether you want to quit smoking or abstain for 40 hours you may be eligible to participate in a study on how your sleep is affected by smoking cessation for 40 hours. You will be paid $400.00 if all tasks are successfully completed.

This SRI International study is funded by the National Institutes of Health and the National Institute on Drug Abuse. SRI International (the former Stanford Research Institute) is an independent, nonprofit research institute in Menlo Park, CA (www.sri.com).

Do something good for yourself while contributing to important academic research. For more information and eligibility requirements, visit www.sri.com/quitsmoking or call toll-free 1-800/605-3645.

wow the job market in SF/bay area is way better than wellington:

Doggy Day Care Facility is hiring a true Dog Lover (mill valley)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-19, 4:31PM PST

Established Doggy Day Care Facility that has been in business for 9 years,is
looking for a responsible, reliable, punctual dog lover to take care of,
socialize with, and generally make sure all is well with our dogs. This is a
Part Time position. The hours are 7am-1, Monday thru Friday. You will be on site at all times as there is a very large play area. You would be opening up,so
you Must be exceptionally punctual. You must have a dependable car so you will
be able to be punctual. We are looking for atleast a one year commitment-long
term preferred. You must also have people skills and treat our clients with the utmost professionalism at all times.
The compensation range is high for our industry and is discussed at the time of
the interview. We will train the right person.
Requirements for this position:
1. Be patient, affectionate, but disciplined with the dogs.
2. Be Punctual, Responsible, Reliable at all times.
3. Live in Marin.
4. Must be physically fit and not afraid to get dirty.
5. Must posess a strong work ethic.
6. Love the outdoors in year round weather conditions.
Again, we will train the right person.

If this sound like the job for you,please call 415 257-4084 to apply.
Thank-you.

rubyredd, wehn are you gonna be in oakland?

hopefully early june, if nothing else goes wrong.

I give you permission to drive in America, Ruby.

but who will let me drive their car?

you can drive my car

you live life on the edge, lxy!

just for clarification: when i said i can't drive, i meant... i can't actually drive at all. i never got round to learning, and have never really needed to. it's my shameful secret ;_;

but, you know, i've been a passenger plenty of times, so i'm sure i could figure it out in an emergency..

i got my license three weeks before i moved to florida so i did some terrible driving there, but luckily i am pale so people thought i was just another english duffer ambling down the road, half out of my lane because i was used to driving on the left, turning on the windshield wipers when i really meant to indicate, etc. planeloads of drivers like that arrive in orlando every day.

I know lots of girls who can't drive.

You can't count 'em if they got a license.

!!!!

I totally wasn't trying to make "women are shit drivers" joke.

BAN W4LTER THE SEXSIT

xpost

but yeah all women shouldn't drive.

I get (X) in bowling for ILXers today woot.

MOVE CALMLY AND QUICKLY TOWARDS THE SEXSIT

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO FIND THE EMERGENCY SEXSIT NEAREST YOU