1. Presidential Primaries
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
2. Chicago (the city, not the important scientific determination of which of their 31 albums named "CHICAGO" is the best)
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
3. What white people like (note: not to be confused with ILM as a whole)
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
4. Lindsey Lohans legal status for the purposes of sexing
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
mollifying lingbert is a privilege, not an obligation.
― estela, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)
this is true
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:30 (eighteen years ago)
i felt we should observe the foibles of the unwashed masses from atop our lofty position in internet society
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
this is v true.
sorry if i sounded a bit lecture-ish but you would like my intentions, i was aiming for ultimate mollification.
― estela, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:35 (eighteen years ago)
!
― jergïns, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Nullifier
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
I bet the Ultimate Mollifier would be more effective in most situations but hey, Galactus, you know
fifteen levels of ultimate mollification
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)
31 flavors of ultimate mollification
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)
is this the part of the thread where hi dere makes a sperm joke?
― jergïns, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
what part of what thread is not that part of all threads?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)
i was half hoping someone would say, 'good gollification, miss mollification,' but no one did.
― estela, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
i am glad you said it, estela. i believe you have now accomplished what you term "ultimate mollification." if that doesn't mollify lindberg, then he is unmollifyable.
― lxy, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)
it is a terrible thought that lingbert could be some kind of bottomless pit, i won't believe it, not yet.
― estela, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)
is it "unmollifiable," "inmollifiable," or "non-mollifiable?"
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
also, I have found a picture which is undoubtedly lingbert:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Themagusoriginal.png
that is considerably less wistful than my image of lingbert.
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:22 (eighteen years ago)
presumably we differ greatly on the issue of his mollificability
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:25 (eighteen years ago)
i am not usually the one with the hopeful vision.
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)
what, like this? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Quasar_%28comics%29.jpg/250px-Quasar_%28comics%29.jpg
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:43 (eighteen years ago)
immollifiable, perhaps? ILX spellchecker doesn't like any of them.
of course nor does ILX spellchecker like ILX or spellchecker.
― lxy, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:47 (eighteen years ago)
oh my god i hope ligbernt is lurking to see these pictures!
― lxy, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)
yes.
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:01 (eighteen years ago)
i hope he isn't sitting glumly in class, his star lined cape folded up neatly and stowed in his backpack.
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)
SO SAD.
― lxy, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:32 (eighteen years ago)
i can't bear it.
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)
girls getting emotional over emotionless boys
― jergïns, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)
i wish i had recorded lingbert's "I have never been in a fight, I have never been angry" speech before i punched him
― jergïns, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
i would like to hear a detailed account of this exciting event.
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:55 (eighteen years ago)
jergins, this has nothing to do with the real lingbret. it's the star-lined cape that is so wrenching.
― lxy, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:05 (eighteen years ago)
ilxor.com is the 3rd result when you google lingbert!
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
i cannot take credit for that
― lxy, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
it is the first result when you google el tomboto!
then a bit later comes this:
Did you mean to search for: el tomato
― estela, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:29 (eighteen years ago)
why yes i did
― jergïns, Friday, 22 February 2008 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
5. Mongols and sheephaxxors (this slight is forgiveable as the best of you have joined our ranks)
― John Justen, Sunday, 24 February 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)
wait do i lose my sheephaxxor/fuxxor status when i move to the US?
― Rubyredd, Sunday, 24 February 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
you might never fuck another sheep :(
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:59 (eighteen years ago)
it'll be hard, but i think i can live with that
― Rubyredd, Sunday, 24 February 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)
a resolute character is but one of your many qualities
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
i sound like a fortune cookie
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)
you are a fortune, cookie
― lxy, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:32 (eighteen years ago)
what are you guys doing up? isn't it the wee hours of sunday morning in seattle?
― Rubyredd, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:33 (eighteen years ago)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:35 (eighteen years ago)
i love that you know west coast time
!!
i'll pick up where you left off and have fun for you: mountain goats first, then late night dancing with cobblestone jazz
-- jergïns, Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:37 (eighteen years ago)
hey, we know how to kick it
feels like i'm just getting started
― lxy, Sunday, 24 February 2008 10:38 (eighteen years ago)
"Look on (his) works, ye mighty, and despair?"
― Sara R-C, Monday, 25 February 2008 04:40 (eighteen years ago)
SO IRRITATING THAT I COULDN'T USE BRACKETS INSTEAD OF PARENTHESES THERE
what estela is saying is that if you take john justen and play him backwards you can hear andrew eldritch singing.
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 25 February 2008 10:34 (eighteen years ago)
I'd like to know how she found that out. Playing John backwards is one of the harder things in life to do.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 25 February 2008 14:32 (eighteen years ago)
it makes me happy to see curltis in the ITR
i want to make jokes about playing john, but i don't know him well enough
(i don't mean for that to sound dirty and i apologize if it does)
― lxy, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I'd go ahead and make the jokes; he probably won't mind.
Just don't expect to get anything more than an odd wheezing sound out of him.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 25 February 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
wheeeeeeeeeeze
― John Justen, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 01:36 (eighteen years ago)
also, always the bridesmaid never the primaries thread today
Don't mind him; he always gets grumpy wearing bridesmaids' dresses.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 04:18 (eighteen years ago)
0. NOTHING, in case you hadn't noticed
― lxy, Friday, 4 April 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
NADA
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 19:29 (eighteen years ago)
ZIP
77. 77
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 April 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
j/k
77 is more important than mollifying Lingber,
oh fuck no
― jergïns, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
1 thread > entire board
― lxy, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
this is really a battle of man vs. machine. a man (among men) lingbert or the secretboardmachine. don't let technology deceive you. think of humanity.
― jergïns, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
The Reverend - 3 day ban
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
none more deserved, bootches
― jergïns, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
lol bootches
― lxy, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
Let me tell you, I have witnessed lingbert in an unmollified state, and while my wounds still haven't recovered, it was nowhere near so fearsome as the almighty power of 77.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
awesome power = dom and forks
― jergïns, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
i will let u draw ur own conclusions
Well, yeah. 77 is getting weaker, I'll give you that. T-minus three days before it is no match for unmollified lingbert.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
77 was so much more powerful when it was only me and Crutis and Deej and Grady and Max and Hoos.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:59 (eighteen years ago)
somebody invite deej here so i can ban him
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
the borad is lovely. the thread is lovely.
why can't we all etc. etc.
― lxy, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
i joke i love everybody. except for people who suck, and austrians.
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
Liar, you totally love Austrians.
― HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
In fact, you want to have a million little Austrian babies.
http://www.cricava.com/homes/claudia/images/village-of-the-damned-kids.jpghttp://www.cricava.com/homes/claudia/images/village-of-the-damned-kids.jpghttp://www.cricava.com/homes/claudia/images/village-of-the-damned-kids.jpg
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
Like your children would ever be that blonde or clean-shaven!
― HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
There would have to be some serious recessive gene action going on there with the white blonde hair, but otherwise OTM
ha ha xpost
― Sara R-C, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
duh, you can tell by the white hair and glowing eyes that they are clearly austrian children as they appear before being turned into people
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
Okay, so magical Austrian genes are, like, super-dominant.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING YOU IN THAT FANCY NURSING TECHNICAL ACADEMY IF NOT THAT
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
i guess they dont think that nurses have to know BASIC SCIENCE
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
HOW TO GIVE INJECTIONS, ACTUALLY, SO BACK OFF
― Sara R-C, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
phenotype, genotype, austriotype
Go home and ask K. to explain about the "swimming pools" in people's bodies. I think that will clear everything up.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
when the crazed angry austrian googlers get here, i am going to delete my messages and blame FB, btw
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/2387738629_76d46698a0.jpg
John's kids
― HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, the girls are really going to have hygiene issues, aren't they. ;_;
― Sara R-C, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
Be glad it wasn't a bathing suit shot!
― HI DERE, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahahahaha
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)
omg
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
ELECTROLYSIS TO THE RESCUE?!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
Although really, ouch
Alright JW is on 77 now. Unmoliffied lingbert takes the lead in the "most powerful thing on ILX" stakes.
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
his arrival post was lolololol.
― stet, Saturday, 5 April 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)