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2. jimmie dean sausage patties

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4. jimmie dean tiny microwaveable sausage biscuits

xpost yes

5. pretty much anything brought to us by the fine folks and jimmie dean corp which is sausage based

6. toaster "strudel"

7. any pop tart with a filling named after a cartoon character

8. the missed and sadly forgotten "ecto-cooler"

9. Hwa Ramyun Hot and Spicy Ramen noodles

wait, what was an "ecto-cooler?!"

9. CHEF BOYARDEE RAVIOLI

xpost a hi-c drink box released as a cross promotion with the real ghostbusters cartoon series

it tasted like what a person who had never eaten a kiwi fruit would guess a kiwi fruit tasted like, if it were made out of petrochemicals

which it probably was

10. DINTY MOORE BEEF STEW

I want to go back in time and an ecto-cooler, and also some

11. Jell-O Pudding Pops

12. stouffers french bread pizzzzzzzzzzas ftw folks.

13. BAGEL FUCKING BITES.

seconding hot pockets and easy mac. I love kraft/velveeta mac so much I have an active dislike for fancy "real" mac and cheese.

14. stouffer's lasagna

jessie, that kind of mac and cheese is the only kind I like to eat, too!

my ex-girlfriend wrote this book Mini-Mart A La Carte

Anyone can savor the flavor of convenience with Mini-Mart à la Carte, a hilarious guide to simple and scrumptious cooking using just those ingredients found on the shelves of the corner store.

15. Totino's pizza rolls

(my ex-bf's wife, R0bb13 works as a food scientist for their parent company - I can't remember if she works on these or not...)

16. Eggo waffles

17. 99 cent totinos party pizzas + HOT SAUCE

18. Deli Express Chuckwagon

19. ore-ida tater tots
20. tombstone pizza

21. Eggo Cinnamon Toast waffles

beat that, Sara R-C!

mmmmmmmm, I don't know if I can!

22. Superpretzels with cream cheese (srsly my favorite snack since I was pregnant with 4lex TEN YEARS AGO - I still eat them at least 3x a week)

23. Schwan's cinnamon rolls

24. Scwan's caramel rolls

(both of them you just stick in your oven and bake them = morning sugary goodness that is also WARM and FRESH and you didn't have to go out to get it)

25. Pillsbury soft white dinner rolls

25. Amy's brand Indian food meals (Matar Paneer, Palak Paneer)

I want to go back in time and an ecto-cooler, and also some

11. Jell-O Pudding Pops

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Can I hitch a ride in your time machine? My wife bought some Good Humor fudge bars for our kid and when I tried one, I was like "Hm...pudding pop!" and my wife was like "No. Those are not fucking pudding pops." And when she said that, everything about legit 1980s Jello Pudding Pops came flooding back to me. Also

27. Minute Maid Juice Bars