#2 WHAT IS IT THAT IS YR FAV KEANU REEVES EVAHHHHHHHHHH??????????

IN UR FACE IN THIS THREAD TOO

i'm like the ONLY other person on ilx who likes keanu so you should BE NICE TO ME

I SHOULD

POINT BREAK DUDE WOAH SHIT WOAH

How can Point Break have been BEFORE Bill and Ted the Bogus?

Even though I think he was miscast, I had to vote for Dangerous Liaisons. (The Chevalier's first name was Raphael?! There's still so much I don't know!!!)

I do want to see A Scanner Darkly, btw.

he should be in a snuff film

i would vote for that

RUN, INTERNET HO! RUN LIKE THE WIND!

he is beautiful

i want to run my index finger across his temple and through his hair. i would push his hair back behind his ear

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Point Break

I know Kung Fu.

John's ideas are meet and right.

FYI: i voted constantine, why because he look hot in white shirt and skinny black tie

rubyredd is attracted to keanu reeves = nerd cred substantiated

i voted bill & teds excellent adventure

i have major thing for dark hair, dark eyes, fine nose

also, pudding brain

His brain can carry nearly 80 gigabytes worth of data, or 160 gigabytes if he uses a doubler.

pudding has its uses

40,000 songs in keanu's head people
80,000 songs will give him a nosebleed though

RR, I'm with you on the dark hair & eyes & fine nose thing, but trust me, pudding brain is not a good thing.

It's downloaded ALL THE MP3s on the ENTIRE WEB.

Clearly Keanu should have starred in this, which, as you can see, though it is a remake, is still a prime role for him. Though Kirk Cameron came close.

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Dexter walks down the steps with his friends Will and Tobias who are skeptical of his new found intelligence.

This version of The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes turns out to be much better than the original, released in the 1970s. The remake has a more interesting plot, certainly more to do with brain power and thinking, and the hero actually wears tennis shoes -- in fact the world's premiere sneaker, the Converse All Star Chuck Taylor. Director Peyton Reed has given us a pleasant entertainment with a contemporary theme.

i once had a dirty dream about keanu after 'speed' came out, and it was pretty awesome, so i don't care about his pudding brain (which i disagree with, btw).

lol

His pudding brain, which you want to cover with whipped cream.

i voted 'even cowgirls get the blues' cuz he was horrible in that

worst bauhaus lyric ever xpost

"Of Lilies and Pudding Brains"

i once had a dirty dream about keanu after 'speed' came out, and it was pretty awesome,

I once had a similar dream about Ari Fleischer, but in real life, the answer would be NO WAY.

Keanu Reeves >>>>> Ari Fleischer, but dream world is a very strange place.

o no no no no no no no no no no

Yeah, that was probably one of the most alarming dreams I've ever had.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e54/tin_courier/Heroes/ari_200.jpg
"It's not this tiny! It's not!"

Now you all know what I stopped watching C-SPAN.

point break duh

and latest "era" = Constantine

theres some good movies here but i voted point break of course

Yeah, the good movies are not really Keanu movies.

omg hi dere fluffy bear

lol did anyone see street kings - what an incredibly silly thing!

i did! last night!

it was v silly right!

that was the inspiration for this thread. movie sucked (cheesy lines, obvious plot), altho it was watchable (i have low standards for action/cop movies) but keanu was SO FREAKIN HOT - all beefy and jowly and rugged and kinda scummy looking in a v v sexy way. did not realise dude is already 44.

yeah training day was better

im struggling to recall any instance ever of jowly employed amorously - well played!

yeah i like my men BEEFY

he has good jowls, tho

did you se harsh times? same dude wrote and directed - stars christian bale w/an awesome accent - so rules!

wait no?!?! christian bale?!? i go find this on IMDB and report back

yah thats how come i was so confused by the absurdity of street kings - agreed on the watchable part tho

which is not to say harsh times isnt ridiculous too cause it is - but not really in street kings league

OMG HARSH TIMES SOUNDS AWESOME

yeah i don't mind ridiculous or whatever, movies like that can still be fun to watch.

i want to go find this at the video store but i have a ton of fines to pay there

ouch harsh times!

LOLOLOLOL

what is he like in person

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"motherfucker! FOOD EATER!"

watched point break last night - more incredible even than i recalled

I had a pretty big crush on Ted as a wee lass. I started tying my jacket around my waist bcz I thought it looked Super Cool when he did it.

so freakin hot
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such a bad result.

ban the person who voted matrix.

And Johnny Mnemonic.

lol henry rollins

thank you all for voting

this thread seems to have been happening in my sleep.

Good result.